Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[William Tyndale]

A few observations:

1. He stands over these women like a Goliath
2. He’s handing out bracelets to girls who could be in their teens. Grooming confirmed.
3. He’s wearing a see through dress and you can see his ass cheeks. But it’s not a fetish.


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I have come to the conclusion that he always stands and walks with his hips back so he can better hide his bulge. Can’t have his manhood poking out of those thin dresses like a pervert.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I have come to the conclusion that he always stands and walks with his hips back so he can better hide his bulge. Can’t have his manhood poking out of those thin dresses like a pervert.

He reminds me of the little green dude from Ghoulies, the one that comes out of the toilet.

 

[Naerys]

I've come to the conclusion that Dylan is one of the people eating monster from the series "From" (which you should check out if you're not familiar with, it's quite good)

Evidence:

Fashion of yesteryear? Check
Dead, soulless eyes and a giant evil grin? Check


I see no difference

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

Those women still think Dylan is only into men. He recently announced to his parents that he might be "lesbian." In other words, Dylan was only gay because he had zero options to hook up with women. Now that he has fame or at least infamy and easy access to women and the naivety of some, he is down to be a poon slayer.

This is kind of like the male feminist play.

He has successfully bypassed young women's initial instinctual defense mechanism. Easy prey.

Dylan is 100% a fag through and through. That boy wants to gargle a big uncut hot dog and we all know it. Women think he's safe because he's the gay friend who doesn't represent a male sexual threat to them. Granted, he is a threat to them, but they're not terfpilled enough to realize it yet. He may engage in some light sexual harassment as a power play, but he doesn't strike me as the typical consent accident AGP incel to tranny pipeline like so many of the others. He found a way to stay relevant on social media after theaters shut down from covid. It's aging theater twink cope. He's pretending to be a woman instead of going to the gym and embracing the post-30 body.

 

[Kees H]

Goddamn, this faggot already looks like a dude, but when he's next to real woman it really, really comes out. Don't know how he can deny he's a dude, he towers over all of the women in the video.

Also, don't believe for a second this faggot is a "lesbian". He is 100% ultra gay, just check his videos pre all of this shit, he is a faggot through and through. He wants a guy to fuck him, but gayfaggots want someone who presents male (which Dylan still does, but faggots might disagree with this) and normal dudes, if they are not an obvious chaser, don't want to fuck this guy.

 

[BunchofMunch]

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https://www.tiktok.com/@dylanmulvaney/video/7264747932224638251?lang=en

Ok, we've talked about his singing voice a lot now, so can we also just adress the fact that after all this time on tiktok he still can't lip sync for shit?

 

[mister fireworks]

Axle rose had a good falsetto

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Ok, we've talked about his singing voice a lot now, so can we also just adress the fact that after all this time on tiktok he still can't lip sync for shit?

I've always assumed that was some weird lag I'm seeing bc on phone - it's him, not me?

 

[Null]

My ears are bleeding and now yours will too

damn it really is a wonder why his broadway career didn't take off and he had to resort to attention whoring on Tiktok.

 

[umami's milk]

damn it really is a wonder why his broadway career didn't take off and he had to resort to attention whoring on Tiktok.

I don't get why not. Sounds like every other college twink at the Book of Mormon audition.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Here's a classic example of an absolutely gorgeous soprano voice. Elaine Paige from Cats: The Musical before the movie ruined it. Skip to 0:45 for her to start singing.

Elaine Paige, a soprano? LOL. The highest note in Memory is an E6 which is right in the middle of a true soprano's range. Paige is a mezzo-soprano.

Sorry for the musical theater sperg but I think it's appropriate for the Mulvaney thread.

Those women still think Dylan is only into men. He recently announced to his parents that he might be "lesbian." In other words, Dylan was only gay because he had zero options to hook up with women. Now that he has fame or at least infamy and easy access to women and the naivety of some, he is down to be a poon slayer.

This is kind of like the male feminist play.

He has successfully bypassed young women's initial instinctual defense mechanism. Easy prey.

Maybe not this time. Maybe not every time. But he is going to be able to dupe a few of them back to his hotel room to hang out with the super progressive famous person some of the time. "Look how much fun it is to hang with super famous super safe me!"

I don't know how broken your gaydar or internet-poisoned you could be to read Dylan as anything other than a big old faggy fag.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Maybe he meant he's resorting to t4t and would be open to fucking another troon. So two gay dudes pretending to be lesbians.

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

Maybe he meant he's resorting to t4t and would be open to fucking another troon. So two gay dudes pretending to be lesbians.

On the one hand I could see Dylan hooking up with an enby dude like JVN from Queer Eye and claiming it's a lesbian relationship. On the other, I suspect that if Dylan found himself a regular old gay guy to date he'd quietly de-transition, because at the end of the day Dylan is basically an incel and that lack of intimacy is really what this is all about.

 

[Mayhem]

On the one hand I could see Dylan hooking up with an enby dude like JVN from Queer Eye and claiming it's a lesbian relationship. On the other, I suspect that if Dylan found himself a regular old gay guy to date he'd quietly de-transition, because at the end of the day Dylan is basically an incel and that lack of intimacy is really what this is all about.

There’s no way that Dylan and JVN were alone at his house in Texas a few months back and didn’t fuck.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Dylan definitely isn't properly using his vocal chords and body to do falsetto properly. Falsetto is a sound that's strictly in the ‘head’ and only uses the thin, leading edges of the vocal folds to vibrate, the chords technically don't even really "touch" the way they would if you were using your chest "voice" and breath from your diaphragm, that's why falsetto sounds so airy.

Compare that to head voice which is often classified the same thing as falsetto, it's more of a mix between head and chest voice and sounds far stronger as your chords actually "touch". Dylan is trying way too hard to exaggerate the sound of a woman singing in a soprano range and it sounds like nails on a chalkboard. As a comparison, when a properly trained classical soprano sings, she uses her diaphragm for breath and power, and sings from the chest which means the vocal chords are, again, actually "touching". It's also why good opera singers are so goddamn loud, the power from your diaphragm is insane when you know how to use it to project your voice and properly execute vibrato. Head voice only really comes into play for a soprano when she is going super high up in the notes, and even then she still has that power to help reduce the strain on her vocal chords.

He's absolutely damaging his vocal chords doing this, which is a shame really as he has a decent voice when he's not being a degenerate troon.

Here's a classic example of an absolutely gorgeous soprano voice. Elaine Paige from Cats: The Musical before the movie ruined it. Skip to 0:45 for her to start singing.

I always preferred Wagner myself.

If we're posting opera.
These are sopranos.

 

[one_time_user]

I guarantee he's saying he's a lesbian because lesbians are more accepted in Hollywood and he's looking to branch out.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I always preferred Wagner myself.

If we're posting opera.
These are sopranos.

OT: Wagner sucks ass. No offense.

No, seriously, I hate Wagner. Give me some Verdi or Puccini or Mozart for opera. One beautiful example:

Or, of you like:

And my personal favorite, the first place I heard it, a scene full of Dames (Dench, Smith, Kanawa) (RIP Julian):

 

[William Tyndale]

damn it really is a wonder why his broadway career didn't take off and he had to resort to attention whoring on Tiktok.

His voice is good when he’s not trying to larp as a girl. You don’t get to be in the Book of Mormon unless you’ve got pipes.

 

[AnOminous]

Axle rose had a good falsetto

He had a good voice in general, covering at least four octaves if you count the falsetto.

 

[Trianon]

Another song that uses almost all falsetto/head voice for men. A difficult one to sing because you have to strategize how to achieve the high notes, whether you need to be in falsetto or not first, and how you're going to transition from one to the other. Don't think Dylan has that control yet, it's very hit and miss.