Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

To be clear, I’m not making fun of Null, but of the shitty situation that has been forced unto him. Speaking of which, @Null , when are you collecting your $44.40?
That's enough to get me my 7.5lb pizza back out West with extra cheese and meat with enough left over for a drink.
I was too. She even attempted to subpoena Null once for my info, convinced she was that I was Null’s lawyer.
I liked how she wanted your information more than any other poster.
LMAO, the Judge said "Sanctions are warranted, but the amount required has to be within the ability of the sanctioned party to pay".

*Proceeds to award forty bucks in sanctions.*
The bitch could just sell a kidney, what's she using it for?
 
"Based on my careful consideration of the record, I find that it has been shown that Ms. Scott has acted in bad faith. Her prior lawsuits, coupled with her correspondence with the defendant's counsel and her postings on Kiwi Farms, show plainly that her motive was to cause Mr. Moon as much pain as possible. Even with her rudimentary legal knowledge, she reasonably knew that in light of her prior unsuccessful actions, she was unlikely to recover, but that it would cause him to incur substantial attorney's fees.
While I thus find that a sanction is warranted, I do not find that reimbursement of attorney's fees would be appropriate.
Yeah we know this bitch cost you $14 thousand in this frivolous suit filed in bad faith, but you're just going to have to eat that because she's such a destitute waste of space, there's no way she could ever pay it.
Not the ideal outcome but it must sting to be called a useless piece of shit for the third time by a judge.
 
Null has spoken before about how eager he is to be awarded any puny sum against his litigants, because he wants to try to hire Frank Hassle to collect. All the lawyer fees are easily worth it if we get footage of Hassle confiscating Melinda's garden gnomes and whatever else can add up to $44.40.

Let us pray that this comes to fruition. I also believe that once the $44.40 is collected, the Jewish curse that afflicts all users of the site may be lifted.
 
I wonder who owns the land shes squatting on?
Unfortunately it's not Null.
Yet.

Common Josh W. Praise YAHOOHY (pbuh).
YOU WON JOSHUA MOON
YOU TRIUMPHED JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE SMART JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST LITIGANT EVER JOSHUA MOON
YOU'RE A WINNER JOSHUA MOON
HERE'S YOUR $44.40 JOSHUA MOON
 
Can somebody explain to me why the amount of damages is dependant on how much she can pay?

Shouldn't the process be that Null gets awarded full damages, he tries to collect, she says under oath that she ain't got shit and THEN what she can pay comes into play?
 
Can somebody explain to me why the amount of damages is dependant on how much she can pay?
Because sanctions are a common law construct rather then statutory law. Being a frivolous bitch abusing the judicial system is not illegal. So the courts have to carve out special authority based around the need for their orders be obeyed. Such orders can only be backed up by Statute (which is absent here) or reasonable provisions to bring about compliance.

Since Melinda is a broke ass bitch, the most Josh can hope to collect is 40 dollars a Charms Blowpop Lollipop. Therefore, that is the most the court can reasonably force her to pay absent statutory provisions.
 
Shouldn't the process be that Null gets awarded full damages, he tries to collect, she says under oath that she ain't got shit and THEN what she can pay comes into play?
Because the purpose of these kinds of sanctions is to deter and it's utterly meaningless to a worthless piece of shit like Melinda whether she has some uncollectable judgment against her. I say another purpose is to deter others, so she should get it anyway. But whatever.
 
Yeah, I feel like what would be fair would be something like a judgement for the damage/fees that she caused regardless of whether or not she can pay. Where the ability to pay should come in would be additional punitive damages on top of that. Something like $44.40 might be reasonable in that case, given her income of presumably no dollars. If you're a(n otherwise) functional member of society $44.40 isn't going to do much to dissuade you most likely, but a few thousand would. A few thousand wouldn't discourage a large company, but hundreds of thousands (up to millions, depending on the size of the company) might

Basically "You caused $X000 in damages. Your punishment for causing this damage is $44.40, leading to a total reimbursement of $X044.40."
 
It would be funnier if costs were $88
The defendant is hereby ordered to pay the sum of $88.00 over the course of 14 months.

Seriously though, forty bucks is the type of punishment you give someone when you know they fucked up but you can't bring yourself to bring the hammer down on account of them being severely retarded.
 
You joke, but I fully expect Melinda to not pay the 40 bucks just to force Josh to shell out the cash to make her.
I really hope there is interest on this so it can continue to add up. Maybe a mini Quasi vs Patrick Tomlinson can happen where the costs just keep getting interest added onto it until Jersh can file a contempt of court hearing and lock melinda up :optimistic:
 
Because the purpose of these kinds of sanctions is to deter and it's utterly meaningless to a worthless piece of shit like Melinda whether she has some uncollectable judgment against her. I say another purpose is to deter others, so she should get it anyway. But whatever.
I'd say the other reason in this case is the judge doesn't want to catch an appeal. An injunction barring the right to file a lawsuit falls under extraordinary remedies. The fact Melinda has caught that is a huge L for her. If the judge had tacked on huge fees on top of it she could conceivably have screeched loud enough to catch a sympathetic ear. Maybe with a local NPR affiliate who will run a story about the poor single mother with no means being abused by the legal system and a neo-nazi forum. Followed by a Pro-Bono appeal about how her constitutional rights were violated.

Telling her to pay up 40 bucks and fuck off forever pretty much precludes this sort of drama.
 
Telling her to pay up 40 bucks and fuck off forever pretty much precludes this sort of drama.
It's also more useful to nool than having an uncollectable judgment. It actually doesn't stop her from forum shopping or fucking around some more but it will at least make it less convenient and make disposing of it a process of just pointing out the injunction and what it means.
 
I really hope there is interest on this so it can continue to add up. Maybe a mini Quasi vs Patrick Tomlinson can happen where the costs just keep getting interest added onto it until Jersh can file a contempt of court hearing and lock melinda up :optimistic:
I'm afraid Patrick failed to convince the judge that he's as retarded and dysfunctional as Melinda.
 
No doubt the psycho will appeal the injunction.
It hasn’t been entered yet. She has until August 25th to object, and only then will it be entered (might take longer if she does bother to object)
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