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To be fair he never does.His parents instilled in him to never let the idiots win. What they forgot to tell him was that he was the idiot.
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To be fair he never does.His parents instilled in him to never let the idiots win. What they forgot to tell him was that he was the idiot.
The Haddocks' Eyes defense:I fucking love SovCits. If there is a God, Piggy will say the reason the order to pay Quasi is invalid is because he’s “the soul whose human entity is known as Patrick.Tomlinson, not the human itself” or something (I forget the exact wording they believe gets them out of worldly laws). In this dream we also get audio.
"The name of the defendant is called 'Patrick Sean Tomlinson'"
"Oh, that's the name of the defendant, is it?" the judge said, trying to feel interested.
"No, you don't understand," the pigman said, looking a little vexed.
"That's what the name is called. The name really is 'The Fat Fat Man'."
"Then I ought to have said 'That's what the defendant is called'?" the judge corrected himself.
"No, you oughtn't: that's quite another thing! The defendant is called 'Fatrick': but that's only what he's called, you know!"
"Well, who is the defendant, then?" said the judge, who was by this time completely bewildered.
"I was coming to that," the pigman said. "The defendant really is 'The Nigglet Butcher of Milwaukee': and the pepperoni's my own invention."
According to Dan on NPS last night, Pat & Nigki contacted Javier and asked him to do a series on the. They also told Javier not to seek comment from the pests/funsters/stalkers and that didn't sit right with Javier because he's a journalist and wants to get both sides of the story .I really want to know why the Pretend podcast guy did this. It's a non-story (definitely not worth 4 episodes of content) and he only did the new episode after realizing that it looked bad to not even ask for a rebuttal. He seemed to have a decent show going so it's very odd.
Richard Blobimson, bridge burner extraordinaire.
Pat should sue Javier for felony true crime podcasting.
I'm not taking back what I say about journalists being scumbags, but credit where it's due.According to Dan on NPS last night, Pat & Nigki contacted Javier and asked him to do a series on the. They also told Javier not to seek comment from the pests/funsters/stalkers and that didn't sit right with Javier because he's a journalist and wants to get both sides of the story .
Speaking of Javier, Rick is really putting his foot on his mouth here
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What exactly is the problem? That other people are allowed a defense against accusations? Isn't that what this guy did when people accurately said he was fat?
I don't. I want them, but have been burned by lolsuits before. If Pat's there, I expect some oinkery before being shut down. But now the possibility has been raised that possibly only Nikki will be there, we wouldn't even get that.I expect theatrics of the highest caliber.
His brother, as far as we know, seems pretty ordinary. But then maybe Pat was babied because he was clearly 'special'.Patrick grew up with a family, screwed as it is
I fucking love SovCits. If there is a God, Piggy will say the reason the order to pay Quasi is invalid is because he’s “the soul whose human entity is known as Patrick.Tomlinson, not the human itself” or something (I forget the exact wording they believe gets them out of worldly laws). In this dream we also get audio.
His brother, as far as we know, seems pretty ordinary. But then maybe Pat was babied because he was clearly 'special'.
Repeated hourly as needed10 milligrams of phenazepam washed down with Wild Turkey 101.
Solid goldNigki
A truth does not mind being questioned. A lie does not like being challenged.
Ever the writer, Patrick is trying to control his real life narrative. The fictional narrative he's crafting is better than any novel he's published. Unfortunately, he's a fat, belligerent retard who got himself into this mess and has no way out.What exactly is the problem? That other people are allowed a defense against accusations? Isn't that what this guy did when people accurately said he was fat?
I can’t get of the links to play, and I went to their site and can’t find any Fatrick clips. Maybe I’m just a retard but have they DFE?Pretend Podcast 1
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Pretend Podcast 2
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Pretend Podcast 3
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Pretend Podcast 4
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(Pretend@Spotify)
(Pretend@Apple)
Thanks to the pests for the original rips from vocaroo
I tried to capture every responseyesterdayAug. 3rd, before they decided to start cleaning up the comments section. It’s funny how nearly all were negative or skeptical. There's lots of trolling, but plenty of genuine reactions as well. I attached them to the post, rather than inline, because theyre large images.
- Instead of "Am I being detained?" you say "I am NOT being detained, stalker child."
According to Dan on NPS last night, Pat & Nigki contacted Javier and asked him to do a series on the. They also told Javier not to seek comment from the pests/funsters/stalkers and that didn't sit right with Javier because he's a journalist and wants to get both sides of the story .
Speaking of Javier, Rick is really putting his foot on his mouth here
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Also Rick is lying when he says he wasn't informed he could appeal.
Proof:
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This guy is fat and a liar !