Science BIKINI FARMER WANTS TO START AN ARMY OF BIKINI FARMERS TO INFILTRATE THE AGRICULTURAL SCENE - She said, “I freaking love that. And what do you say we start like a whole army of bikini farmers?”

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The Bikini Farmer, as she calls herself, has an idea that will forever change the agriculture world. If she’s able to pull it off, that is. She isn’t just aiming for a little social media success for herself, either.

The TikToker with more than 15.2k followers is looking to start an army — an army of bikini farmers that will infiltrate the entire agricultural scene.

In a video she posted responding to someone claiming to the be “original bikini farmer,” she suggested forming the army. She said, “I freaking love that. And what do you say we start like a whole army of bikini farmers?”

“Just like infiltrate the agricultural scene, chicks in bikinis just getting shit done on the farm.”

Is the agricultural scene ready for that? If I had to guess, I’d say definitely not. The world of influencing, on the other hand, is more than ready. In fact, The Bikini Farmer is far from the only one hitting the farm without overalls and boots.

There’s even a World’s No. 1 Ranked Farming Influencer out there. Her name is Harriet Moss, and The Bikini Famer has some work to do if she wants to compete with her.

It’s never been a better time to be an influencer. In the early days of social media when Instagram models were first starting to get noticed, there weren’t as many ways to stand out and separate yourself from everyone else.

The strategy was a fairly simple one: Look hot, snap a few pics, upload them to Instagram and go about your day. The people saw the work, and everything took care of itself from there.

The World Of Farming Might Never Be The Same
Nowadays, with the emergence of influencing across multiple social media platforms, it’s much easier to turn a passion or hobby into a legit influencing business. But you have to break through algorithms and deal with the possibility of being shadowbanned.

And just because you’ve found your lane doesn’t mean there isn’t plenty of competition. The Bikini Farmer has found her lane, but if she’s hoping to climb the ranks, she’ll have to make a lot more noise on social media.

Calling for an army of a bikini farmers is a good way to do that. But calling for an army and actually putting one together are two very different things.
 
Farm workers don't wear long sleeves, jeans and wide-brimmed hats out in the fields as a fashion statement. You'll be just plain wrecked by the sun, the heat and the insects in a bikini.
 
Farm workers don't wear long sleeves, jeans and wide-brimmed hats out in the fields as a fashion statement. You'll be just plain wrecked by the sun, the heat and the insects in a bikini.
I heard that Monsanto pesticides does wonders for the skin.

you don't get tanlines like that by working outside in a bikini all day

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She should also be more leathery than an Arizona local
 
The Influencer/Tik-tok to Onlyfans pipeline is real. Also, have fun with dealing with insects, parasites as well exposure to the elements. There's a reason why farmers wear thick clothes.
 
I heard that Monsanto pesticides does wonders for the skin.
Oh yeah, plus the fertilizers that can burn your skin (and the plants!) if you're not careful and all the weeds that can cause rashes.

One time I picked a bunch of habaneros without wearing gloves and went to take a leak. Learned my lesson that day.
 
I look forward to these thots in bikinis proving they're strong independent queens who can handle organophosphate exposure. Oh what's that? Not that kind of farm work?
 
Farm workers don't wear long sleeves, jeans and wide-brimmed hats out in the fields as a fashion statement. You'll be just plain wrecked by the sun, the heat and the insects in a bikini.
Exactly. The moment she enters a corn field wearing nothing more than a bikini, nature will make sure she will never forget it.
 
There’s even a World’s No. 1 Ranked Farming Influencer out there. Her name is Harriet Moss, and The Bikini Famer has some work to do if she wants to compete with her.
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Lol wut? That's a piss-poor showing for slutty, redneck attention seekers. Hannah Barron the famous noodling chick has a cool million followers, and she's just hot and not exactly slutty:
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If we're talking about actual farming these two YT channels outdo Harriet handily:
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Turns out interesting content works a whole lot better than wearing inappropriate clothes and giving your horse the "fuck me" eyes. Who could have guessed?
 
Farm-themed soft porn is totally a new idea and definitely has not been around since before the existence of home computers.
 
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Lol wut? That's a piss-poor showing for slutty, redneck attention seekers. Hannah Barron the famous noodling chick has a cool million followers, and she's just hot and not exactly slutty:
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If we're talking about actual farming these two YT channels outdo Harriet handily:
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Turns out interesting content works a whole lot better than wearing inappropriate clothes and giving your horse the "fuck me" eyes. Who could have guessed?
Zach Johnson has done more for ag then this thot will ever do. And he doesn’t show half the shit farmers deal with.
 
Oh yeah, plus the fertilizers that can burn your skin (and the plants!) if you're not careful and all the weeds that can cause rashes.

One time I picked a bunch of habaneros without wearing gloves and went to take a leak. Learned my lesson that day.
I actually felt pain in my dick, fuck man.

But yeah, the world of the blue collar worker, from Farming to welding will fuck you up without proper protection. Ever see a arc flash without a welding helmet? Bright as the sun and only a few inches from your face. Easily leads to blindness and severe degradation of eyesight with repeated exposure.

Fertilizer and all these other chemicals they use to keep the pests away are just the same, but in different ways. Some even have been found to cause cancer. And you want to do this in a bikini. You'll go sterile pretty quick.
 
What an idiotic cunt. Ya, go out there early on a winter morning in a bikini. Put up hay in a bikini, or even straw. Please...
 
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