Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Except for the story at the very end with regards to helping someone's marriage, I don't think Nick added anything substantial to the panel. Every time he spoke it was a quip that drew some laughs, but nothing substantive. Even Coomalot at least had a humble spiel about how he never expected to be as popular as he is.

Is this just the nature of convention panels where if you're only paying attention to one guest it feels like they don't say much?

Regardless, something I noticed is that Nick can not fucking stay still. Constantly touching his face, shifting position, craving that next dopamine hit he gets from the audience when he makes an inappropriate quip? I know stills don't speak for much, but Nick is filled with nervous energy while everyone else is relaxed. Even Coomalot comes off as less nervous and to my mind this is his first convention.

 

[waffle]

So a correct summary of the weekend seems to be that Nick did no content and wasn't a draw at all at the convention? But, he did succeed at partying and fucking off with his weird friends? Must be why Matsuri is so good for him. An unserious convention for an unserious guy

 

[SargonF00t]

"Destigmatize sex" = "Openly be a coomer married to a whore and want to turn the tables on people who judge me for it"

And the only people I've seen use that phrase in my wide travels on the internet have been fucking creeps.

What kind of fucking idiot declares it is his desire/mission to "Destigmatize sex"?

Who gave him this mission and what makes him the right guy for the job?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I wonder how Nick will react to critical drinker not kissing the ring.
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He'll stonewall and claim there's no drama between him and Critical Drinker, but seethe in private as has been revealed in the leaked discord posts.

Dude was noseguarding nick but has hung around on his streams less and less (including the SCs) and on the pippa drama he sided with cody. So dude is at least smart enough to not shit on his target audience like nick.

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Hasn't Nick on multiple occasions gone out of his way to farm hate super chats by calling Eastern story telling fundamentally worse than Western story telling? The fucktard is a snooty wannabee writer with a writing degree.

Every time I visit this thread I just get depressed. It's like watching someone you know and enjoy who has real talent casually shooting up with a bunch of dope fiends and you cannot stop him. In fact if you do try to stop him he'll just shoot up even more just to spite you for telling him what he can't do even if that's to lay off the smack.

More and more I think Nick just fell into his success and his moderate charisma (where the fuck has that gone? At least Ralph can still rally people to a cause) carried him forward until he stumbled (drunkenly) into failure.

My guess is that Nick will claim Matsuri was a huge success, because he had fun.

Reminder that any time Nick uses the word "Fun" he's talking about sexual degeneracy and drugs.

EDIT:

What kind of fucking idiot declares it is his desire/mission to "Destigmatize sex"?

Someone who abuses ecstasy, porn, and alcohol.

Who gave him this mission and what makes him the right guy for the job?

The shrooms at Hedonism II.

 

[Chibitzen]

What kind of fucking idiot declares it is his desire/mission to "Destigmatize sex"?

As if people haven't been doing it forever. They apparently needed a little known Youtuber to recall the joys of one of the most critical aspects of humanity.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Reminder that any time Nick uses the word "Fun" he's talking about sexual degeneracy and drugs.

Just him and Kayla ... and Drex.... and Chrissie... and some floozies from the bar.... and Tyrone.... Just a bit of fun!

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Hey sure Nick bullies Pippa and makes fun of anime but he does bad stuff too.

 

[DrearyDoomguy]

Regardless, something I noticed is that Nick can not fucking stay still. Constantly touching his face, shifting position, craving that next dopamine hit he gets from the audience when he makes an inappropriate quip? I know stills don't speak for much, but Nick is filled with nervous energy while everyone else is relaxed. Even Coomalot comes off as less nervous and to my mind this is his first convention.

He looks like a nervous wreck, he had his moment. He's done and he knows it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He looks like a nervous wreck, he had his moment. He's done and he knows it.

I've seen addicts act like this. Might just be his restless leg syndrome.

 

[AnOminous]

He looks like a nervous wreck, he had his moment. He's done and he knows it.

And he's still too autistic and retarded to realize he did it to himself.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Just him and Kayla ... and Drex.... and Chrissie

I wonder if Frank the Forever Fiancé Filing Cabinet went on the road with her

 

[Retink Retunk]

Has one single threat ever materialized? Both Came Alot and Nick, who spent all of the Weeb Wars calling out people who claim to have received death threats, have claimed Coomlots received death threats and neither has provided a single receipt.

Every time I visit this thread I just get depressed. It's like watching someone you know and enjoy who has real talent casually shooting up with a bunch of dope fiends and you cannot stop him. In fact if you do try to stop him he'll just shoot up even more just to spite you for telling him what he can't do even if that's to lay off the smack.

That's what bothers me so much about it, they made fun of anyone who claimed to get death threats in the past and Nick had his channel temporarily banned for issuing death threats which I said was stupid and stand by it being stupid as any threat he made was clearly not going to be actioned upon. Yet the second it's them getting any pushback they run and scream their in danger and laugh about people who do social media as a job for being banned for saying something like "Kill him" to Flaggot.

So fuck those hypocrites they're pieces of shit that shouldn't be trusted as they live by rules for thee but not for me.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

What kind of fucking idiot declares it is his desire/mission to "Destigmatize sex"?

If anything we need more of a stigma attached to oversharing private sex life info. Our culture has swung so far the other way it’s sickening.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Dude was noseguarding nick but has hung around on his streams less and less (including the SCs) and on the pippa drama he sided with cody. So dude is at least smart enough to not shit on his target audience like nick.

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"I hate slice of life anime. I've said a billion times that I like anime with ninjas, robots, or robot ninjas." ...and rape (as in Redo of a Healer), futanari (as asking "balls or no balls" was part of Nick's persona), and who knows what else.

There is no point in Nick giving a generic response like "ninja robots". It would be more believable if Nick claimed that hentai is a genre of anime that he loves with all of his heart and leave it at that.

 

[AnOminous]

If anything we need more of a stigma attached to oversharing private sex life info. Our culture has swung so far the other way it’s sickening.

We need shame back. Our current degenerate disgrace of a culture shows what happens when it isn't applied to shameful behavior. Keep that shit behind closed doors you fucking freaks.

I hate slice of life anime.

Unless it involves faggotry, hermaphrodites, cuckoldry, or rape, Nick has no interest.

 

[Telemeter]

If anything we need more of a stigma attached to oversharing private sex life info. Our culture has swung so far the other way it’s sickening.

I think most people through the 80s, 90s and 00s never had a problem with faggots being faggots until they started to cram down the faggotry down everyone's throat. The over sharing and trying to force everyone to acknowledge their sexual preferences played a huge part on why people starting finding the entire thing disgusting in recent times.

Being straight does not exclude you from people finding your content distasteful if you insist in cramming your sexual escapades down people's throats, which Rekieta has been doing for at least a year now for no apparent reason other than a mid life crisis.

I always assumed he had a healthy sex life with his wife, given how many kids they have, plus 3 unfortunate miscarriages, I did not need him to constantly push an image of him naked trying to push his balls into his wife's pussy. At some point that message becomes louder than anything else you have to say, and when that happens people who were there for the other stuff start to check out.

 

[Captain Manning]

Has one single threat ever materialized? Both Came Alot and Nick, who spent all of the Weeb Wars calling out people who claim to have received death threats, have claimed Coomlots received death threats and neither has provided a single receipt.

There was one tweet from Lumi telling Pippa she should kill Coomalot (see below). Though I am pretty sure that was made in jest.



If he's clutching at pearls over this, his head would probably explode upon reading the things Still-Life pukes out.

Or maybe not, given the whole Rekieta clique is basically "rules for thee, but not for me" at this point.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I wonder if Frank the Forever Fiancé Filing Cabinet went on the road with her

Just FYI, they got married a month back. (I'm gonna start the Chrissie thread this week, probably in multimedia. Even if she's not a lolcow, she's got a lot of overlap with cows.)

I got no problem with going out with fellow e-celebs and karaoking or whatever. The worst thing is just the hypocrisy in ... just about everything Nick's involved with, these days.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

cramming your sexual escapades down people's throats

If people want sexual content there’s plenty of it at their fingertips for free. Nobody (except niche fetishists) is looking for sexual content from trashy podcasters and their trashy spouses. It’s a well-known and verified cultural trope that the least attractive people are drawn to swinging and nude resorts. Often they don’t have enough decency to keep that shit to themselves in the first place. Even more often, they get off on making people uncomfortable by rubbing it in their faces.

Nick shouldn’t have started discussing his wife’s sexual habits and preferences in public if he didn’t want her to suffer any negative consequences. I can’t believe this even needs to be said. But apparently Nick isn’t too bright.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yet the second it's them getting any pushback they run and scream their in danger and laugh about people who do social media as a job for being banned for saying something like "Kill him" to Flaggot.

BTW, it appears Lumi just signed up for another account in the same month she was yeeted. So Coomalot didn't accomplish anything other than making himself look like a bitch made nigger.

I'm wondering if Coomalot is gonna let things go, or whether he's gonna start crying about "ban evasion" now. He's awful dumb.