Kiwifarms Incel Thread

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This is a thread for incels to discuss their problems. Troubles with women, etc. Women get a thread, so in the name of diversity, we get one too.
I would like to add to everyone quoting me in the mad at the internet thread that I cannot respond. in that thread as im thread banned Feel free to fight with me and quote me here.
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Is this a hopeful hugbox or a debate thread? If the latter, recommend you set up the debate. For instance, in the MATI thread you said
The same can be said about anti-incels all they say is GO OUTSIDE or TAKE A SHOWER or the oofy doofy theory or WHO HURT YOU, but they never address the issue.

So, what is "the issue," and what should be addressed? And by whom?

You also said quite a few things about your manlet friends. You could put forward an affirmative defense of the humanity of manlets (though we been knew, and also pour one out for poor, poor, unsuccessful
Wallace Shawn,
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who is
  • 5'2";
  • baldish;
  • not a typical Hollywood hunk (his own bio on imdb describes him as a "predominantly bald, wan, pucker-mouthed, butterball-framed, slightly lisping gent" - and that, my frens, is called having a good sense of humor about oneself)(though funnily enough he claims not to have one: "I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character . . . This happens to be a feature of my life generally. I do things, and other people laugh at them. I rarely know what the joke is supposed to be or why they're laughing.". Hmm.)
  • went to Harvard, studied at Oxford, and went to India on a Fulbright;
  • has been in over 100 films,
  • more TV roles than that,
  • voiced 15+ video games,
  • been in 15 Broadway plays,
  • won Obies for his playwriting,
  • had 3 plays adapted to film,
  • published a collection of essays,
  • has written political commentary,
  • translated Brecht's Threepenny Opera, and
  • in 2005 was presented with the PEN/Laura Pels International Foundation for Theater Award as a Master American Dramatist.

Oh, and he's been with his (female) partner , a short-story writer and professor (and actress and playwright), and winner of 6 O. Henry awards [I know, woman with a career, brains, and talent (and height); danger, danger] for about 50 years.

and articulate why their lot in life is irretrievably lost and unfair, they'll never succeed because of entrenched manlet hate, etc.

Just a couple ideas if you want an open debate. If you want to restrict your thread to pro-incels, enjoy...but at least now you can never say no woman ever tried to help you advocate for your cause or that no one gave you a hugbox.
 
Incels should be fucked by niggers. Every single incel should be doxed by the government and FBI agents should come to their houses and hold them down while big buck niggers fuck them. Then they'll have to think up a new name to call themselves that isn't as cringe.
 
@Friend of Dorothy Parker It's not letting me quote you, but my response to that is simple: the guy you sited is a jester, a guy whose manlet height and ugliness becomes a joke to get him friends; these exist, and he is once again what I would call the oofy doofy theory or the exception to the rule. You can find 100 different exceptions to the rule, but that does not disprove the rule. You can find 100 different women who are pro fighters who could beat your average man. Does that mean men still don't have the physical advantage over your average woman?
 
Incels should be fucked by niggers. Every single incel should be doxed by the government and FBI agents should come to their houses and hold them down while big buck niggers fuck them. Then they'll have to think up a new name to call themselves that isn't as cringe.
What about Creamers, sounds better.
 
Incels should be fucked by niggers. Every single incel should be doxed by the government and FBI agents should come to their houses and hold them down while big buck niggers fuck them. Then they'll have to think up a new name to call themselves that isn't as cringe.
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Incels should be fucked by niggers. Every single incel should be doxed by the government and FBI agents should come to their houses and hold them down while big buck niggers fuck them. Then they'll have to think up a new name to call themselves that isn't as cringe.
I honestly like the old term loveshy better, but people insist on incel, so I use it
 
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Incels should be fucked by niggers. Every single incel should be doxed by the government and FBI agents should come to their houses and hold them down while big buck niggers fuck them. Then they'll have to think up a new name to call themselves that isn't as cringe.
I've been laid once or twice, so I can't be an incel even if I want to
at least now you can never say no woman ever tried to help you advocate for your cause or that no one gave you a hugbox.
oh come on, Wallace Shawn is hardly a fair case study of manletness. Dude's a fucking genius.
 
i guess if you are a geniune incel saddam, i'll give you advice from someone that almost became an incel but ended up getting pussy so all that incel shit went right out the window when i started getting laid

i used to watch a good bit of incel content when elliot rodger was a big meme around that time, and from speaking with incels themselves and reading incel.is forum posts, a lot is just faggot doomer shit.

"ASKTUALLY WOMEN WANT A MAN WITH A LOOKSMAX JAWLINE, MASSIVE COCK, AND MORE MONEY THAN GOD". no, women aren't that much different than men. they want a normal, attractive person like anyone else. you know how much of a pussy killer it is to be a man and say "actually i know you're not going to be with me, because you're going to go for the guy that has a way bigger dick than me and is way more good looking and in shape"

if your hair looks like shit, get a haircut
if you're fat as shit, get a gym membership
if you want to kill yourself everyday, go seek therapy

all these issues that incels have are issues they can solve themselves. i wish they stopped doing the faggot pity party of "well i guess i'm just doomed to fail"

this is real advice that incels reject because "oh easier for you to say". shit like this takes time and effort, rome wasn't built in a day.

It's not letting me quote you, but my response to that is simple: the guy you sited is a jester, a guy whose manlet height and ugliness becomes a joke to get him friends;
my nigga, have you just thought maybe he's a decent human being to be around? no real guy really gives a fuck about another mans height unless it was the occasional banter.
these exist, and he is once again what I would call the oofy doofy theory of the exception to the rule.
i fucking hate when incels say shit like that "ASKUTALLY ITS A ONE IN A MILLION CHANCE SO THEREFORE YOUR LOGIC IS RETARDED"

dude judging by how you post, if i was a woman, i wouldn't fuck you
 
@Osama Bin Laden, I'm what would be called a volcel, and I'm not the one struggling with women. Your other point was the usual red pill/self-improvement stuff: take a shower, go outside. While these things are good, they do not make you an instant chick magnet. There are tons of men who try that and fail. The part about another man caring does not matter because women do care. The last one you did not refute, so you basically say I would not have sex with you.
 
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@Osama Bin Laden, I'm what would be called a volcel, and I'm not the one struggling with women. Your other point was the usual red pill/self-improvement stuff: take a shower, go outside. While these things are good, they do not make you an instant chick magnet. .
no shit saddam, obviously you can't get bitches the moment you start taking care of yourself. i'm referring to growing up as a person. taking care of yourself is apart of growing up. once you start having responsibilities, it's a nice feeling knowing you got shit accomplished today
There are tons of men who try that and fail.
yeah, because not everyone can handle life. there's a saying if you keep getting kicked off the horse, you get right back on it. I'm just not scared enough to fail and try again.
The part about another man caring does not matter because women do care.
not really man, even back in high school, i knew a short guy. like shorter than 5'5 date one of the popular girls at school and people gave her shit for it, but it's what she liked at the end of the day. women can be shallow, but not as shallow as you think,
 
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I think you should use the term "gently used nigger cumsocks" it's much less embarrassing than calling yourselves incels.
The problem with the term incel is that it's like calling yourself a nazi; it's the term the enemy uses, so it's basically like using the boogieman term to brand yourself, which is kind of silly.
no shit saddam, obviously you can't get bitches the moment you start taking care of yourself. i'm referring to growing up as a person. taking care of yourself is apart of growing up. once you start having responsibilities, it's a nice feeling knowing you got shit accomplished today

yeah, because not everyone can handle life. there's a saying if you keep getting kicked off the horse, you get right back on it. I'm just not scared enough to fail and try again.

not really man, even back in high school, i knew a short guy. like shorter than 5'5 date one of the popular girls at school and people gave her shit for it, but it's what she liked at the end of the day. women can be shallow, but not as shallow as you think,
I agree with the first part of your post that self-improvement is a good thing, but the last part is the same exception to the rule theory. It's kind of like me saying Chinese men are short and you replying, But what about Yao Ming? I don't doubt your story, just that it's not the majority of people. If it were, the crisis of men not dating would not even be a topic.
 
The problem with the term incel is that it's like calling yourself a nazi; it's the term the enemy uses, so it's basically like using the boogieman term to brand yourself, which is kind of silly.
but it's rare to find a level-headed incel on the internet, probably why. i don't think incels are bad people, just retards that haven't grown up yet.
I agree with the first part of your post that self-improvement is a good thing, but the last part is the same exception to the rule theory. It's kind of like me saying Chinese men are short and you replying, But what about Yao Ming? I don't doubt your story, just that it's not the majority of people. If it were, the crisis of men not dating would not even be a topic.
but regardless, my point still stands. you think women care about height, which there is a portion that do, but those obviously aren't the women you want to attract, no? the rule theory can be used on either side of the coin, saddam. the reason why you find a woman in this world is to boost each other up, be there for one and other, and eventually to raise a family.
 
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@Friend of Dorothy Parker It's not letting me quote you, but my response to that is simple: the guy you sited is a jester, a guy whose manlet height and ugliness becomes a joke to get him friends; these exist, and he is once again what I would call the oofy doofy theory of the exception to the rule. You can find 100 different exceptions to the rule, but that does not disprove the rule. You can find 100 different women who are pro fighters who could beat your average man. Does that mean men still don't have the physical advantage over your average woman?
1. You couldn't quote me with the spoiler open because it's too long to quote. To reply to a long comment, though, highlight a section of text you want to respond to (you can do it with your finger if on phone), and below that there will pop up text that says quote or reply. Hit quote and it will add to your multi-quotes; hit reply and you'll be in the comment box ready to go.

2. You're out of your fucking mind to describe someone who has achieved more than you, or I, or most people you will ever know will ever come anywhere near to achieving as a jester and a joke. How disrespectful. Wallace Shawn the man is not a jester. He is an accomplished and beloved character actor (and all the other things mentioned). He is ALSO, as noted, partnered with an actual whaman IRL for 50 years.

And I'll tell you what else: I'll assume they have a traditional coupledom and are faithful, but if he hadn't had her as a mate, he could have had scads of women (for fuck's sake; watch Manhattan.). Because he has - aside from being brilliant, focused, and accomplished - a terrific temperament. Find someone to say he's an asshole or has a grudge against him for being a sour jerk. You won't.

3. Of course you attacked an illustrative example rather than considering the points being made. Typical. Feeble, but typical.

4. I was trying prompt and help you frame a debate if that's what you're after, child.

5. Know why people don't consider "the issue" of incels? Because a) you can't articulate what it is, and b) no matter what, your response is "nawt true." Boring. Study more.

And by the way, sport, I know it's asking a lot to click a ready-made link, but since tHaT's OnLy OnE gUy, here it is again, a veritable smorgasbord or manlets with no trouble at all.
 
but it's rare to find a level-headed incel on the internet, probably why. i don't think incels are bad people, just retards that haven't grown up yet.

but regardless, my point still stands. you think women care about height, which there is a portion that do, but those obviously aren't the women you want to attract, no? the rule theory can be used on either side of the coin, saddam. the reason why you find a woman in this world is to boost each other up, be there for one and other, and eventually to raise a family.
I have pretty low standards for women, and I hope I don't have much of an issue. I'm also tall, but once again, I'm not the one suffering from inceldom, and it's undeniable that women prefer tall men. Here are some studies to back it up:
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/...Key points,are perceived as physically weaker.
Even in my own experience, my mom said short guys are dorks and how much she loves her husband being tall.
 
I have pretty low standards for women, and I hope I don't have much of an issue. I'm also tall, but once again, I'm not the one suffering from inceldom, and it's undeniable that women prefer tall men. Here are some studies to back it up:
saddam, please take some reading classes. you shouldn't sell yourself short, everybody (except for trannies and pedophiles) deserves somebody that is good and will treat them right.
my point still stands. you think women care about height, which there is a portion that do,
i'm not disagreeing with you on women prefer tall men, yes in a perfect society, all the men would be 6ft+ gigachads with the dick size of the eiffel tower. however, people aren't perfect and that's okay. you literally made a whole thread about incels on the kiwifarms.

5. Know why people don't consider "the issue" of incels? Because a) you can't articulate what it is, and b) no matter what, your response is "nawt true." Boring. Study more.
and this is exactly why people don't take incels serious, because they use stupid chud "STATS AND LOGIC"or "nah that doesn't happen" instead of understanding people aren't as complex as one would seem.
 
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