Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I'm afraid I bring sad and fat news:
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I think the Nadolski case and subsequent audio spoiled us and got our hopes up for that to be the norm. At least we'll get to hear Null's Pat voice when he reads the transcript after it gets out.
 
He drives the 'danger car' to home depot to stash as much soil/mulch in it as possible instead of using a regular car to 'own' the chuds.

As terrible as that is, it's still better than patrick. And while John is fat, he is not nearly as rotund as Patrick.
What's his 'danger car ?' Whatever his chink husband bought that week ?
 
Lol this is just incredible. Rick no one fucking cares about your 15 year old faggot edition Rustang, least of all Ford
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He wants to be one of those cool car guys so bad, except he can't afford any cool exotic sports cars from the 60's/70's. Nor does he have the skills to actually restore or even maintain one.

He seems to really not realize that "fake it till you make it" is bullshit.
 
I’ve seen a few people reference it after Null mentioned it on stream but Fatrick never said he made $30k a month he said he made $10k.

And him saying that he didn’t know he could appeal is bullshit. He’s a pathological liar. After he lost someone tweeted asking if he was going to appeal and he responded that appeals cost money, He’s grasping for someone else to blame because he’s a floser who refuses to take responsibility. And he’s fat.
 
I need some artist/autist to make a Plantation Pat, yelling from his porch where he sips a mint julip, threatening the negro children working the tomato fields to work harder, child! lest they go to the 'roni.
Plantation Pat does noT threaTen negro children with the grinder, Dong-child.
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I'm confused, why the fuck is he changing his brake pads without having the rotors turned as well? I guess you can get away without it but, for a car guy who drives -cringe- "dangerously" all the time, he can't just afford to pay someone to do his brakes correctly? I really doubt he has a brake lathe hidden in his garage. I guess you could just buy new rotors instead of doing it correctly, I don't see a caliper tool in those photos.

It cracks me up how much he loves that 15 year old, old-body style, 150k+ miles, S197 mustang. The Bullit package was a whopping 15 horsepower about the stock engine, omg I mean so much power you guys! it's almost 5% more power than the regular GT!, It's such a collectors item I mean only 5,000 of them were made! Fatty doesn't even have the rarer factory paint job option. He doesn't even have a super charger, turbo charger, or NOS system. It's the same stock lame ass 4.6 engine as the other 50,000 s197s made in 2008. 4 years later ford would finally put the coyote 5.0 engine in the GT Mustang, a real engine worthy of the title "muscle car". The car fatty is driving is not worth more than 10k at best. I guess a 10K car is a big deal when you are an unemployed Twitter addict.


EDIT: I just noticed I don't see a Torque Wrench anywhere in those pics, this is another tool that is necessary to do the job right. If fatty is using a walmart basic bitch socket set to tighten up his lug nuts there's a very real risk they could loosen up on him while he's driving down the road. I guess thats one way to "live dangerously".

Not to mention great choice in tires there, pat. Those are the same ones that go on a honda civic or a miniman, I guess fatty couldn't afford the good performance Pirellis, Dunlops etc etc.
 
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I'm confused, why the fuck is he changing his brake pads without having the rotors turned as well?
Safe isn't his speed, sir.

Edit: Rick seems to be a self destructive creature of girth beyond medical standard, and as the 24th of August draws near I fear that Rick can hear Quasi's courtroom entrance song growing louder in what's left of his mind:
 
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Yeah, he's more of a geek.

Ya know, in the "carnival sideshow" manner.
It's a little know fact that one of his ancestors actually traveled with the P.T. Barnum and made a living off of biting off the heads of negro children on stage. That's also where he met his wife, the bearded Niki.
 
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my favorite part of Patrick Tomlinson is how the fat of his extra-large muffin top rolls in every desperate situation, one of which is gradually approaching.

seven days, fatty.
What Star Trek episode was this?

Half the time they're getting their shit kicked in by some more advanced species until Kirk lectures them.

Lol this is just incredible. Rick no one fucking cares about your 15 year old faggot edition Rustang, least of all Ford
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Shame Ford doesn't have one of those snarky tweeters that replies to dumb tweets they get.
 
He did a Xeet once claiming to be Protestant Irish origin. I’m having trouble finding it ITT but it’s worth it for the photo. He looks like even more of a mong than usual.

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I’m saying that Pat will be raped in prison.

Andy Richter honestly is the same type of person as Fatrick that’s why I ask.
 
Lol this is just incredible. Rick no one fucking cares about your 15 year old faggot edition Rustang, least of all Ford

Imagine if Quasi offered to settle his debts in exchange for the Mustang, and then to proceeded to drive it up and down the road in Front of Tomlinsons house, toooting the horn in a friendly manner. I would give a lung, to see Fatricks facial expression. A man can dream.
 
No, stalker child. Rick is not the massa. He is the unspeakable horror that stalks the fields and picks off the poor negro that strays too far from the pack.
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The worst part of the legend is that sometimes he does not eat them right away but drags them into his half cave and forces the poor victims to fart into his mate's vagina.
 
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This is awesome and should be included in the OP.

Anyone who fucks with this judge is literally retarded. Just do not do that shit.
This, this, a thousand times this. That judge will Fuck. You. Up.
 
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Get a garage you broke faggot
This is in my top 5 things (beating about 689 other things) about Pat that just baffle me. He claims he loves that car. Adores it in a fat way you rarely see even among car fans... but he flat out refuses to put a fucking cover over it, keeping it exposed to Milwaukee weather and destroying it. Why? It can't take more than 2 hours and 100 bucks to install some makeshift roof over it. Why are you like this, fatty?
our hopes up for that to be the norm Norm
Have faith in St. Norm. He hasn't failed thus far, remember the neighbor recording "Leave! And never return!"? Believe it, and Norm will provide it. Amen.
 
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