Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

There's a certain type of person who loves terrible stand-up

Logattos stand up video is still hilarious for all the wrong reasons.

 

[Octopi]

Why does he disclose shit so freely? Poor hit rate IMO, just keep your plans quiet for fuck's sake.

Because he's desperate for attention. He does all of this less to fuck with Patrick and more to get asspats from OnA.

 

[Trig.Point]

Just not pay. We don't have debtor prisons.

Act like a retard and publicly tell the judge he's illegitimate and can go fuck himself? Enjoy prison.

Well if Quasi never gets the money back, at least he'll know it was for a good cause. That the onaforums user-base are totally worth it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Well if Quasi never gets the money back, at least he'll know it was for a good cause. That the onaforums user-base are totally worth it.

I don't know that I'd go that far but it was definitely worth it.
Its causing Fat immense discomfort, irritation, and annoyance, and has provoked many thousands of Patposts, and encouraged many new Patposters to take up the righteous cause and spoonfeed Pat the shit he eats daily on Xitter and elsewhere.
It's doing the Lords Work, really.

 

[grapeshark77]

Saw this and it made me laugh - Pat's been tweeting a lot about Trump this week despite the fact that they're in the same situation, so much so that Pat might be busy in court and miss out on a viral tweet when Trump surrenders. (The only difference is that Pat has the possibility of enjoying prison immediately while Trump doesn't).

 

[FinnSven]

Redoing this post because I'm a retarded and accidentally deleted it the first time. Fuck.

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The Brothermen may hate everyone on KF, but how am I supposed to not archive this? It's the kind of shit that's just too retarded, too funny, and too fat to happen to anyone else but Pat. Thanks brotherman Jenna for the rib damage.

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Brotherman FrickleFrackle chimes in, reminding us of one of Pat's Xeets about the gym:
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Now, is it true? I can't say for sure, but I can say I remember Piggy telling a certain journalist he is "into things". And I also remember Pat said in a tweet that the used the sauna every single day he went to the gym. But alas, I guess we'll never know...

...Nah, screw that, this theory answers too many mysteries. I'm this close to elevating it to confirmed canon, all we need now is some professional opinion:
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Good enough. It's settled then.

I think it is perfectly possible that Fat is basically South Park Butters when it comes to this.

Like Butters following his dad out cottaging and visiting blue gay cinema, Fat probably lumbers fatly into the steam room with bumming happening right in front of him, but assumes they are just wrestling.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I agree with this, but I actually like the S197 because I think it's the closest Ford has come to the stylings of the original from 1964 to 1973.

Patrick liking S197 too makes me almost MATI. I wish he owned and bragged about a Fox Body. Then I could really laugh at his stupid fat ass over this. I always thought the Fox Bodies were ugly as sin.

See, I actually own a s197 myself, unlike fatty, it's the 5.0 coyote, the good engine and it's the later body style that doesn't look ugly as shit but, more importantly I purchased the vehicle because it was a moderate fun car. It's not a $90,000 Porsche, it's not an Aston Martin it's a muscle car, it doesn't even have independent rear suspension, it's not a sports car it doesn't even handle that well. Pat seems to think it will be able to compete with a Porsche GT3, a Ferrari Enzo etc etc. It's a muscle car and while I like mine quite a bit I'm not delusional enough to think it was made in compete with a corvette.


Did anyone else have trouble getting in KF last night? I couldn't get on no matter what I tried. I got kinda bored.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Unless I missed it, we didn’t clock this retarded xeet from last week. The sheer arrogance of this buffoon is amazing.



It looks like a pest responded and then deleted it, but not before Piggy let us all know he has a “conscious”. Professional author here everybody.

 

[SomethingFishi]

Don't be a retard and buy Pat's myth of himself. He's a total pussy. In jail he'd be cowering and pathetic.

"Stalker-CO, this Innmate child just tried to steal my provisions of Spam at shivpoint. If you don't do your fucking job and reprimand him, I shall report this to your superior."

 

[The Grinch]

I for one look forward to Pat "See a Nigger Pull The Trigger" Tomlinson coming out of prison as a full fledged shot caller of the Aryan Brotherhood and yoked as fuck.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I for one look forward to Pat "See a Nigger Pull The Trigger" Tomlinson coming out of prison as a full fledged shot caller of the Aryan Brotherhood and yoked as fuck.

Are Wisconsin Jails more like East Coast or West Coast?
East Coast you basically hang with people from your neighborhood or whoever you want, West Coast it's racially segregated, Whites with Whites, Black's with Black's, Hispanics with Hispanics, etc.
Not that Pat would be anywhere but Permanent PC.
He's a coward but I could see him being dumb enough to be a snitch, second someone takes his commissary and he runs to a CO he's gonna have a target on his back.

 

[FinnSven]

Are Wisconsin Jails more like East Coast or West Coast?
East Coast you basically hang with people from your neighborhood or whoever you want, West Coast it's racially segregated, Whites with Whites, Black's with Black's, Hispanics with Hispanics, etc.
Not that Pat would be anywhere but Permanent PC.
He's a coward but I could see him being dumb enough to be a snitch, second someone takes his commissary and he runs to a CO he's gonna have a target on his back.

He probably won't even be in long enough for anything like that to happen.

He might squeal and oink in defiance as the bailiff takes him down, but once he is out of sight of any possible pests or Stalker Children, he will sing a payment plan like a musical hog.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Fatrick on Twitter:


Fatrick in court:

 

[Roland TB-303]

Unless I missed it, we didn’t clock this retarded xeet from last week. The sheer arrogance of this buffoon is amazing.

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It looks like a pest responded and then deleted it, but not before Piggy let us all know he has a “conscious”. Professional author here everybody.

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Hahahaha fkn lol “I have a conscious”. He’s an author who doesn’t know the difference between conscious and conscience. I’m not the least bit surprised.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

A lot of the time I doubt whether he's conscious, really.

 

[AnOminous]

Hahahaha fkn lol “I have a conscious”. He’s an author who doesn’t know the difference between conscious and conscience. I’m not the least bit surprised.

SF has become degenerate as fuck when an illiterate retard like this gets published, even if he's too drunk and lazy to shit out a book every few years any more.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I will never get tired of making these.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

How the fuck is he a "published author" when he can't even fucking spell "conscience" correctly?!

Somehow I seriously doubt he does indeed have "a conscious"...

 

[W00K #17]

Credit to Dog Eater from the other, funnier forum, for posting this pic.

Holy shit, how cringe is it as a grown man to post a selfie with your vehicle?

Let alone when it has bird shit on it.

I wouldn't post a selfie with my car right out of the wash, because that's fucking lame.

Pat, you have a rusty mustang and a dirt bike triumph, you are not a cool car guy. Secretaries driving their 10 year old Prius to work have as much real car guy cred as you do. Just stop.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

It looks like a pest responded and then deleted it, but not before Piggy let us all know he has a “conscious”. Professional author here everybody.

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Pat, you're not even "conscious" writing this tweet.