Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

"Kiwifarms must fall!"
"Who must fall?"
"Ack!"
 

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AGPinochet said:
"Kiwifarms must fall!"
"Who must fall?"
"Ack!"
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Literally came here to make this post and you beat me by five minutes lol.

Drop Kiwi Farms is so the new Assad Must Go once you factor in Keffals public humiliation, Ben Collins declining reputation, the continuing unraveling of the Byuu narrative, etc.

And now this.
 
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not william stenchever said:
More like troll-men. Not shorter excactly , but they had a long torso to leg proportion compared to homo sapiens and a raging metabolism.
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Well all remains found to my knowledge indicate their usual height would have been a foot or so less than sapiens.
Most Homo sapiens from the same period are average to tall by modern standards and only got shorter on average with the coming of agriculture.
More food to go around but less quality fat and protein.
But anyway, my point is that they were likely growing to their full potential, not shorter due to undernourishment like our more recent ancestors.

So ok, perhaps actual fantasy dwarves is a bit unfair, but it was more to illustrate that they would have been barrel chested and muscular to an extent that they would kick sand in the face of even prime Arnold Schwarzenegger, a troon with osteoporosis from estrogen would not be mistaken for one!
 
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His parents, if they're still alive, will probably feel relief about this.
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Mother and father were both still alive at the time of his twin brother's death in 2019. For some reason, they had their mother's family name even though the father was apparently in the picture.

This was his twin, so this is more or less what he should have looked like untrooned.
 

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Walrus and Carpenter 2.0 said:
Mother and father were both still alive at the time of his twin brother's death in 2019. For some reason, they had their mother's family name even though the father was apparently in the picture.
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If the mother was not married to the father when they were born, she might have gave them her family name. Alternatively, she just decided to keep her maiden name and they didn't see the point of doing the hyphen bullshit for the kids.

It's not all that unusual post 80s.
 
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glass_houses said:
If the mother was not married to the father when they were born, she might have gave them her family name. Alternatively, she just decided to keep her maiden name and they didn't see the point of doing the hyphen bullshit for the kids.

It's not all that unusual post 80s.
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She still retained her maiden name in her second marriage, so I presume that she thinks she is something special.
 
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