Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Every time he complains about how much work streaming is I think of this Jetsons joke. It must be so taxing doing no show prep and then streaming for 3 hours whenever you feel like it, with the first hour just being bitching about your day.

Funny you say that. Here he explains how much work he puts into his content, and how much of it is off screen but 99% of his content this year IS on stream. Any non stream content he makes, he has an editor for it and the output is fucking abyssmal. If he thinks networking in dms on twitter with other youtubers, it would show on his appearances on other streams but he's been appearing less and less everywhere else.



And here he explains he has to prepare for a drive tomorrow so he has to sleep early (and thus no night stream, like he said on the afternoon locals stream he did hours ago?) And would you look at that, he's making retarded reply guy tweets 3 hours later in the dead of the night, presumably not sleeping the whole time, looking at energy king's reels maybe. Hope he's wide awake for the drive home with his kids. Not endangering them I'm sure.

 

[AltisticRight]

The president of a world power cannot spell "common sense"?

 

[Spaded Dave]

Funny you say that. Here he explains how much work he puts into his content, and how much of it is off screen but 99% of his content this year IS on stream. Any non stream content he makes, he has an editor for it and the output is fucking abyssmal. If he thinks networking in dms on twitter with other youtubers, it would show on his appearances on other streams but he's been appearing less and less everywhere else.

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And here he explains he has to prepare for a drive tomorrow so he has to sleep early (and thus no night stream, like he said on the afternoon locals stream he did hours ago?) And would you look at that, he's making retarded reply guy tweets 3 hours later in the dead of the night, presumably not sleeping the whole time, looking at energy king's reels maybe. Hope he's wide awake for the drive home with his kids. Not endangering them I'm sure.

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These faggots just HAVE to be victims in some way in their own minds. "Oh I use up so much of my free time streaming".

Nigger, ALL of your time is free time. Because streaming is your "job". So until you hit the 40 hours of "work" mark you aren't even at a full-time job. Keeping in mind that that job is sitting on your fucking ass and talking you really aren't anything special. If you spend four hours researching for a four hour stream, you're "working" about as much as every single other functioning adult in society. Except your "work" is sitting on your fucking ass and reading for four hours, then sitting on your fucking ass and talking for four hours. It's not work, it's not difficult. You have a combination of luck and a personality draw.

This attitude is just so fucking retarded. Whiny little bitches who have an easy life but a pathological need to be a victim in some way. Most people actually have to do real work and these faggots are whining incessantly about having to do a normal week of "work".

A bit of PL, I'm in the IT field with a college degree. What this means is that I myself spend the majority of my "work day" sitting on my ass and doing very little of much effort. I work remote as well so even when I'm "working" I'm also watching YouTube/TV, shitposting online, etc. It's not "work". I have my own class of bullshit to deal with but if I was to ever bitch about how much "work" I have to do I'd expect a longshoreman to bust through my wall Kool-Aid Man style and beat my fucking ass.

TL;DR I have an extremely laid back and easy job and these faggots have it even easier than me so they need to be sentenced to the rice fields for a year to remind them what labor actually is.

 

[BiggestKai]

. What this means is that I myself spend the majority of my "work day" sitting on my ass and doing very little of much effort. I work remote as well so even when I'm "working" I'm also watching YouTube/TV, shitposting online, etc. It's not "work".

The work from home laptop caste situation feels like a dream to me honestly. I try and give any actual work that comes my way the absolute best to compensate because it's often very little in relation to the rest of the day but just sitting on my ass doing anything else in the downtime until some new actual work comes in, being able to eat my own food fresh off the stove and set up my own workstation in peace and quiet is just absolutely blissful and I hope it continues for a long while.

So I think Nick and anyone who bitches about streaming, especially when streams are 3-4 hours long a day and often have lots of downtime and are just dicking around(last I saw of nick being right after the Heard/Depp trial most of his streams were fucking around with unbreaded and superchats asking for people to toast their grandma's friend's cousin's wife's son's dead hamster and asking people about dicks and balls) for the majority of it. I cannot imagine being lazy if your "job" is to take what seemingly little legal knowledge you have and just talking about it in a very casual and relaxed setting to people who will buy anything you say.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The work from home laptop caste situation feels like a dream to me honestly

Not really. If a job can be done at home it can be done overseas for pennies on the dollar.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Not really. If a job can be done at home it can be done overseas for pennies on the dollar.

Can confirm. Any job in our IT department that doesn't have security implications is outsourced to India.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Let's not kid ourselves here. His topic research per stream takes 1hr tops and that's being generous. Half of his show is him whining about his kids and super chats. The other half he rambles on the topic until he goes off tangent most of the time.

I will give it to nick that his ability to not dead air from a small prompt is superb but that's exactly why he is so full of shit when he says he has to do a lot of off screen research for his screen time.

Saying nick works 20 hours a week is probably generous.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Can confirm. Any job in our IT department that doesn't have security implications is outsourced to India.

Here too. With results one would expect. A bug chunk of my job is fixing offshore fuck ups. Of which they are legion. You outsource positions that require business knowledge to someplace far away and to people with dubious technical credentials an things go to shit. Who could have foreseen such a thing?

 

[Kopasea]

These faggots just HAVE to be victims in some way in their own minds. "Oh I use up so much of my free time streaming".

Nigger, ALL of your time is free time. Because streaming is your "job". So until you hit the 40 hours of "work" mark you aren't even at a full-time job. Keeping in mind that that job is sitting on your fucking ass and talking you really aren't anything special. If you spend four hours researching for a four hour stream, you're "working" about as much as every single other functioning adult in society. Except your "work" is sitting on your fucking ass and reading for four hours, then sitting on your fucking ass and talking for four hours. It's not work, it's not difficult. You have a combination of luck and a personality draw.

This attitude is just so fucking retarded. Whiny little bitches who have an easy life but a pathological need to be a victim in some way. Most people actually have to do real work and these faggots are whining incessantly about having to do a normal week of "work".

I was going to say the exact same thing but you beat me to it!

It almost seems like there's a certain personality required in order to stream. One that revolves around being a perpetual victim. It is one of the reasons that people thought of Nick as a bright spot. He didn't have the same issues that the other streamers did.

Well, turns out, he actually does and even more bitchy. He was just hiding it/propped up/never criticized before.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Not really. If a job can be done at home it can be done overseas for pennies on the dollar.

Not every WFH job is a robot job. Post-COVID, even CEOs WFH most of the time in many companies. Major cities are full of WeWork-type offices where companies will have a presence for in-person meetings but everyone spends the vast majority of days WFH.

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Not to mention that being able to communicate still matters. That’s the reason I never outsource anything to Pajeets or anyone else who doesn’t speak fluent English. It’s a false economy to save on the hourly rate if it takes more hours (and aggravation) to get them just to understand what you want — not to mention the feedback loops are torturous if their English is for shit.

Nick’s problem isn’t unique to Nick: He focuses on everything that inconveniences him while ignoring all of the blessings he’s been showered with. That’s intolerable even when it’s not some trust fund kid bellyaching.

I don’t know if codependency in parasocial relationships is even a thing, but paying some whiny bitch for the honor of listening to his whiny bitching is embarrassing at best. Eleanor Rigby comes to mind.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

It almost seems like there's a certain personality required in order to stream. One that revolves around being a perpetual victim.

It's called narcissism.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nigger, ALL of your time is free time. Because streaming is your "job". So until you hit the 40 hours of "work" mark you aren't even at a full-time job. Keeping in mind that that job is sitting on your fucking ass and talking you really aren't anything special. If you spend four hours researching for a four hour stream, you're "working" about as much as every single other functioning adult in society. Except your "work" is sitting on your fucking ass and reading for four hours, then sitting on your fucking ass and talking for four hours. It's not work, it's not difficult.

With respect to research, Nick had it SUPER easy during Vic because KF did like 99% of the heavy lifting for him. Oftentimes, when he flung shit at somebody in KV, it was the monetization of some Kiwi's free labor. At one point, a Kiwi even physically traveled to a courthouse in Texas to pull Ron Toye's divorce filings and print them out. That's how we know about the remote control story. Nick didn't do anything but read portions of the documents, call Ron a fag and a cuck, and collect superchats. I can cite plenty of examples of things like that.

Nobody minded that though, because the expectation was he would signal boost content on the Farms and that would generate more tard cum from lolcows. There's not that many Youtubers who are willing to openly use KF as a source, and even fewer that would speak positively about the Farms. Null has stated that he feels bad about shitting on Rekieta because Nick and Dax were the only two online personalities that actually gave the Farms a fair shake.

There was also general appreciation of the fact he used his own expertise to set up an IOLTA account for Vic, as well as a GFM. He also hooked up Vic with a lawyer, although this last one is now an albatross around his neck. Which is probably why his story about knowing Ty has changed so drastically.

Anyways, if he's gonna sit and cry about how hard research is he can fuck right off. Nobody on KF considers researching a lolcow hard work. Few people here get paid for it either. Certainly not to the tune he did. I think more than a few people have even expended money on things. JosephTX spent several hundreds of dollars on printing fees for those court records he was probably never reimbursed for, and I think @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, @Potatoherder, or @Yandex Captcha Solver (one of you. anyways) said they bought a headless computer setup for chat logging purposes.

He's crying about having to do something, that he gets paid a good chunk of change for, that we consider an autistic hobby. Boo Hoo.

Rather than call us incel prudes, and accuse us of projecting, he'd do better to pull out the old "they did it for free" meme to try and stick it to us. At least that would have some semblance of truth to it. We basically do. All of us. To one degree or another. It's not just the jannies. And streamers can, have, and will continue to profit from it. Metokur used to catch shit for that. That's just the way things be.

You have a combination of luck and a personality draw.

He HAD a personality draw. Past-tense.

A bit of PL, I'm in the IT field with a college degree. What this means is that I myself spend the majority of my "work day" sitting on my ass and doing very little of much effort. I work remote as well so even when I'm "working" I'm also watching YouTube/TV, shitposting online, etc. It's not "work". I have my own class of bullshit to deal with but if I was to ever bitch about how much "work" I have to do I'd expect a longshoreman to bust through my wall Kool-Aid Man style and beat my fucking ass.

I can somewhat relate. Much of what I do all day is reviewing paperwork, court filings, transcripts, and news articles. Most of the time I get to work from home (which allows me to shippost here). It can be time consuming and the subject matter is often boring, but it's not what I'd consider "hard" or "work." Hell, I don't even really have to deal with anybody other than my boss. I actually consider myself blessed. Coal mining is hard. Road work in August, when it's 120 degrees outside, is hard. Firefighting is hard. Research ain't hard.

Let's not kid ourselves here. His topic research per stream takes 1hr tops and that's being generous. Half of his show is him whining about his kids and super chats. The other half he rambles on the topic until he goes off tangent most of the time.

See above. I'm not even sure he did an hour of hardcore research per Vic stream. There's a good reason why he had so many interesting things to discuss in 2019, and his shows are utter dogshit now. It's largely thanks to the site he's now MATI at.

 

[Chibitzen]

Such an accessible punchline and yet this twit manages to ruin it and make it sound so banal. Is he on drugs again?

He really does feel what he says is so important that people will take the time to read through his rats nest of weasel words. It's agony to read through whinge, but even worse is whinge without an explicable point, so I simply gave up.

Edit: He won't get to the point, so I will. Fuck off. No one gives a shit about the hard knock life of getting one's ass reamed online by a bunch of randos because some Creator is a highly insecure sex freak who can't practice proper boundaries.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I actually consider myself blessed. Coal mining is hard. Road work in August, when it's 120 degrees outside, is hard. Firefighting is hard. Research ain't hard.

This is what I’m saying. I’m guessing Nick was one of those spoiled rich kids who never worked a summer or after school job doing something shitty like waiting tables or bailing hay. If he had, he’d realize how cushy this gig is and do everything in his power to hang onto it. Instead he complains, no-shows, and treats his paypigs with contempt.

If Nick set up a dunking booth or took pies in the face to raise money for his legal costs, he’d do better than asking for money for nothing.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

This is what I’m saying. I’m guessing Nick was one of those spoiled rich kids who never worked a summer or after school job doing something shitty like waiting tables or bailing hay. If he had, he’d realize how cushy this gig is and do everything in his power to hang onto it. Instead he complains, no-shows, and treats his paypigs with contempt.

If Nick set up a dunking booth or took pies in the face to raise money for his legal costs, he’d do better than asking for money for nothing.

I doubt he's ever touched a shovel.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I doubt he's ever touched a shovel.

Since Nick brought his marriage and sex life into his show’s content, I don’t feel bad about speculating that his girly softness is one reason Kayla would rather be nailed by Hedonism niggers than her husband. A real man will do whatever it takes to provide for his family and ensure his wife’s health and happiness. Nick is constantly crying about how hard life is. That’s not exactly a basement flooder for women.

 

[Captain Manning]

Since Nick brought his marriage and sex life into his show’s content, I don’t feel bad about speculating that his girly softness is one reason Kayla would rather be nailed by Hedonism niggers than her husband. A real man will do whatever it takes to provide for his family and ensure his wife’s health and happiness. Nick is constantly crying about how hard life is. That’s not exactly a basement flooder for women.

I actually might have a kinder view of his wife, relative to a lot of people here. You may have noticed I haven't really gone in on her like I have Nick. I don't really know her. All my past communication was with Nick. I think Claire was onto something when she suggested that Nick has done more to debase her than anyone. Like the time he discussed how her body went to shit after pregnancy. That's a really weird thing for a supposedly caring husband to do.

That being said, IDGAF if other people want to poke fun at her though. I suppose it could also be argued she made herself a target when she took certain pictures for public consumption.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick has done more to debase her than anyone. Like the time he discussed how her body went to shit after pregnancy.

I didn’t even know about that one. Christ what an asshole.

The fact is Kayla is only internet famous because her husband put her private info online. There’s no way Nick can argue he isn’t directly responsible for the suffering she has endured.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Funny you say that. Here he explains how much work he puts into his content

This is also Nick explaining how much work goes into him being a YouTuber (2022, late October). Apparently, all you have to do is show up, turn on the camera, and talk. Nick says it's the easiest job on the planet.

Jazzed it up a bit to make it more interesting (plus it's fun).

Song is Sixteen Tons, performed by this guy.

 

[Captain Manning]

I didn’t even know about that one. Christ what an asshole.

Oh, you hadn't heard that?

Claire went over it on one of her streams and, as a married woman with kids, opined that that's a horrible thing for a husband to say publicly about his wife. I am inclined to agree. I think Claire used Elissa, and then Elissa clipped Claire (see below).

The full quote is:

"By the way, when she has kids, the second you pump at that semen into her, and she gets pregnant, her body is destroyed for the next three to five years. If you have five kids, her body will be destroyed. Destroyed. Like, we paced two... two years per kid ,basically. Thirteen years. Minimum. Where she's not gonna be that 8, 9, 10 that you married. And, more importantly, because you probably won't care... it's going to be fine... for you, but it won't be fine for her. Because she is going to remember being an 8, a 9, a 10. She's going to remember that, but now no matter much she runs, no matter how much she walks, that stomach skin just doesn't go away. Those abs don't tighten up. She can do a thousand crunches. It doesn't matter. She can do a thousand crunches a day. It doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Her tits, after the baby is done breastfeeding, they're going to be pancakes down to her fucking waist. And there's nothing you can do about it."

Nick also took great pleasure in the fact Claire got hacked and her nudes leaked. Which means he was celebrating a crime all because some small streamer dared criticize him.

I know there's an argument to be made that people shouldn't have nudes of themselves at all, public or otherwise, but what happened to Claire is completely different than you and your SO putting yourself out there for the whole world to see (i.e. the "Rekieta Locals way"). He doesn't seem to grasp that, or he does and is being disingenuous. Nick didn't need third-party intervention to suffer embarrassment. He did it all himself.

One might wonder whether he's happy Elissa was a victim of revenge porn. After all, he said he wants Elissa to die and he was in an attorney-client relationship with Ralph at one point over releasing that now infamous video with Faith.

Say what you want about KiwiFarms, the supposedly cesspit of the Internet, but we have rules against revenge porn, fedposting, and hacking. It seems like Nick seems more permissive of those things than KF is.