Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Chapters 9, 10, and 11 are the very definition of time wasting. 10 has some important moments, but it's only at the end of Chapter 12 going into Chapter 13 that we finally get some plot. Salvador Kite honors his end of the bargain established many thousands of words ago and drops a list of buyers of stolen artwork, and the protagonists get a big break in the case of Laraby's death as well as their first arrest!
Oh boy……
No disrespect intended as far as it concerns the effort you put in on this - and by gawd you’re a trooper for doing it - but "literally nothing happens" says it all.

Regardless, well done.
 
Then theres a real chance quasi doesnt see the money?
I just to make sure if Patrick pulls a DSP i see it coming so i dont have a MATI meltdown like the poor guys of the DSP thread had those years ago :(.

At least it would fuck his credit for life i guess.
I may be a touch sadistic but seeing how butthurt DSP's ALogs were was probably funnier than anything Phil has ever done himself.
 
Oh boy……
No disrespect intended as far as it concerns the effort you put in on this - and by gawd you’re a trooper for doing it - but "literally nothing happens" says it all.

Regardless, well done.
nothing's more awful than the constant contradictions of his own plot devices, etc, as those errors are a constant reminder that no quality passes were made in the publishing of this work.
 
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This should be included in every review of the "cyberbullying" "specialists" at O'Flaherty LawL.
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Part of me wonders if these lawyers reached out to Pat after getting a whiff of his case and figured him for an easy mark. Based on all the reviews, it seems like he's just getting scammed.

He's going to get to court and go "Look judge, I have lawyers who will tell you why this case is felony courtroom harassment against me", then turn around to see nobody standing with him.
 
Patrick, since I know you're reading this, I'd like to say you don't need those lawyers. The ruling is illegitimate, and everyone who isn't a stalker child knows this. Get out there and call the judge a child right to his face! You have nothing to lose, and Quasi's money to gain!
 
I would like to begin this post by stating that I am relatively new to the patosphere so forgive me for any potential inaccuracies.

Some time ago noted obese alcoholic Pie enthusiast and deadbeat dad Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka was facing severe court ordered financial penalties regarding unpaid child support. Richard upon receiving a unfavorable judgement committed suicide via a 5.7x28mm FN projectile fired from an FN PS-90.

Fatrick is obese, an alcoholic, facing financial ruin and I believe, owns an FN PS-90

Crazier things have happened, Ralph filmed Chris getting arrested for fucks sake.
 
I would like to begin this post by stating that I am relatively new to the patosphere so forgive me for any potential inaccuracies.

Some time ago noted obese alcoholic Pie enthusiast and deadbeat dad Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka was facing severe court ordered financial penalties regarding unpaid child support. Richard upon receiving a unfavorable judgement committed suicide via a 5.7x28mm FN projectile fired from an FN PS-90.

Fatrick is obese, an alcoholic, facing financial ruin and I believe, owns an FN PS-90

Crazier things have happened, Ralph filmed Chris getting arrested for fucks sake.

Fat actually relinquished his parent rights and therefore responsibilities.

Fat is also too much of a narcissist to commit suicide.
To him committing suicide would be letting the idiots win.

I get how a person unfamiliar with Fat can see this correlation, but he is a different manner of pig to Lowtax.
 
Independent Journalist Daniel Mullen has his work cut out for him with all these new filings:
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It merely says "correspondence", as opposed to, "Affidavit in support of Motion for Continuance", but I wonder if this isn't the start of a deluge of documents intended to try and derail what should be a completely straightforward process.

Granted, these attorneys and this specific lawl firm don't appear to be the sort that you'd seek out if you were looking to spend a bunch of money to delay a process or engage in behavior that would otherwise piss off a judge that already has good reason to dislike you, but who knows what Pig Sandwich actually told them about the real facts and circumstances? Who says they're not looking to make a name for themselves in the internet "defamation" area or that they don't view this as some sort of "social 'justice'" type action? And who says they don't know that they SFWA dropped over $100,000.00 in legal fees on this buffoon's behalf only to never actually get past the pleading stage [and think he may be able to weasel them out of a bit more]?

It's farfetched, sure, but this is L.O.Law-world.
 
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The general legal adage about this is that jailed contemnors have "the keys of their prison in their own pockets" and The general legal adage about this is that jailed contemnors have "the keys of their prison in their own pockets" and are essentially choosing to enjoy prison by choosing to remain in contempt.

Wrong. You are the contemnor, stalker.​

Under soviet citizen law, and the principals of natural jurist prudence YOU are essentially choosing to enjoy prison by choosing to remain in contempt.​


Enjoy Stalker II on Playstation 3, child. You can't jury nullify your way out of it.



You guys are treating this like an imminent victory.

But the colored boys in the sty will be released if Patrick S. Tomlinson, respected author, comedian and gourmet sausage maker, goes to the debtors prison. All of them. All over Wisconsin. They will be running wild and spread out over the continental USA. They have not been treated kindly these past years.

It will be like the purge, but with feral, and now fully grown, ninjas. Think about that.



Question: Why do people assume Pat is broke?

He does not want to pay his adversaries, so he has been playing games to avoid paying. Does he still have a day job (insurace sales IIRC)?
 
That would be dumb. Why?

For $10 in Milwaukee county you can buy a copy of the audio of the hearing.

Yea, the court knows your name then. But $10 is cheap and "official".
I'm pretty sure earlier in the thread someone (Dan?) contacted the court about recordings being made and the clerk responded that the hearing will not be recorded (by the court) in any capacity. No video, no audio. They said a transcript could be ordered following the hearing, but that's it.

EDIT: hahahaha at this article one of Piggy’s lawyers wrote (it’s on his profile linked above by Uncle Buck
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Having been in the market for an attorney's services in recent months (fuck HOA's ... just sayin'), I wouldn't put too much faith in the content of articles like that, either in sincerity or even provenance. Pretty much every law firm's website seems to have "content farm" shit like that smeared all over them. Essentially any blog-like section you find like that is garbage that's probably not even written (or approved) by anyone at the firm. It's always the most milquetoast "advice" no matter the question, and if you notice, it always has hyperlinks in weird places in the text and they always end with "if you [need help getting your llama back], contact the experts at [this website's law firm] for a consultation!"

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This is an in-person hearing yes? No Zoom? Maybe I'm a fucking idiot but, if I were in driving distance I'd show up for that hearing, just put my cell on record and drop in a shirt pocket, maybe it would pickup audio maybe it wouldn't. I've been to court a few times civil and criminal, I only saw one guy get tossed by the bailiff he was dumb enough to show up with a sign, a cardboard 2'X3' sign, something about how the bank that was trying to forclose on him was bad or something. It's been a long time since I've been to court for anything but, do the bailiffs actually take the time to individually check phones?
Please don't do that. Not only is it risky (if you're caught, you'll go to jail -- they don't fuck around with that stuff), it's potentially dangerous for other litigants in the courtroom for other business if their privacy is being guarded for some reason (children, sexual assault victims, restraining orders, witness protection, etc.). You can promise to only include footage from Fatty and his case, but the risk of accidentally exposing someone's identity or disclosing genuinely private information is non-zero. Fatty's a cunt, but most of the other people in that courtroom that day probably aren't.

If the lawyers have any sense they will have demanded thousands upfront. Hell, that’s what happened for me the one time I had to hire a lawyer, even though I got it all back later after the costs order was paid. Also I wasn’t a known retard with a record of stiffing previous lawyers, and had an objectively solid case. Neither of which applies to piggy. I’m sure the pests will have educated the lawyers on those points by now. They aren’t exactly shy about doing those type of public services.
Any attorney that operates "on a contingency basis" is going to give you the worst legal representation imaginable. Even attorneys who give "free consultations" aren't likely to give much of a rat's ass. You get what you pay for.

Case in point:
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I mean...really sure about that?

Pat has the Midas touch, except, you know... shit instead of gold.
I've been ghosted by an attorney in the past too. He did the job I paid him to do, but when the same issue reared its ugly head again months later, he never returned my calls or responded to emails. And he has a fairly decent reputation, too. The free consult should have been a red flag.

On the plus side, the new firm I found did a fantastic job putting the issue to bed and getting it from the HOA cunts in writing that they were dropping it. Feels good to win one of those.
 
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