After waiting years for them to go down in price, only to watch them jump again and again I finally got a pressure canner. Not those Chinesium things that look like they're made of tin foil mind you, but one of these All American ones that are built like they're designed to house radioactive waste:
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It's not so much the purchase that's autistic as much as the operation of it. I had my ass curled up in a ball behind the island during almost the entirety of my first runs just in case it exploded. It's fucking
SCARY. You have to lock it down like you're trying to contain a mad god, then it screams and sputters while it vents, and once you get the weighted gauge on it groans and hisses and rattles like hell until you're done and it cools down. I'm glad I can finally can meats and veggies now but holy fuck what a genuine monster of a tool: I can feel the Liveleak logo above my head every time I stand in front of it.