Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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There's nothing about the $10 price on SteamDB, but I'm not that familiar with how it works. No price also means no pre-orders, which to me implies a shitstorm when it's announced...

Has anyone seen the FAQ? https://goodbyevolcanohigh.com/faq/, https://archive.is/5EaWZ

>Are there other queer characters in Goodbye Volcano High besides Fang?
>Yes! Most of the characters in Goodbye Volcano High would identify as queer.

Yeah, this is going to suck hard.

>Do they all perish from the meteor?? Say it 'aint so! OR Is the meteor real or a metaphor?
>It is indeed a real meteor and not just a metaphor. The "impending meteor" plot in Goodbye Volcano High mirrors the mass extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs. Sorry!

Who needs dramatic tension?

>Is the game steam deck compatible?
>We'll have more information on this closer to release.

"We couldn't afford a Steam Deck to test on"
 
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PetiteFeet said:
Reminder that Ko_op received funding from the canadian government. Even if the game only costs 10 dollars they will never sell enough copies to even come close to what they were given as funding.
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Reminds me of some dude, who made a Fallout: Tactics mod and an art instalation around it, and it was also sponsored by Canadian government. But that shit was certainly art.
 
Noebel said:
Reminds me of some dude, who made a Fallout: Tactics mod and an art instalation around it, and it was also sponsored by Canadian government. But that shit was certainly art.
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You mean the guy who put loli art into his mod?
 
Rusty Metal Skull Gun said:
>Do they all perish from the meteor?? Say it 'aint so! OR Is the meteor real or a metaphor?
>It is indeed a real meteor and not just a metaphor. The "impending meteor" plot in Goodbye Volcano High mirrors the mass extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs. Sorry!
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Why even bother with the "game" then? They just fucking spoilered the ending for everyone.

They can't even keep things a secret and shut their mouths to give the game some sort of mystery/curiosity
 
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Celebrate Nite said:
Why even bother with the "game" then? They just fucking spoilered the ending for everyone.

They can't even keep things a secret and shut their mouths to give the game some sort of mystery/curiosity
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And don't forget that the stakes are "will I be able to perform in my concert and be true to my genderspecial self that is totally unique?!".
 
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ShitLurker said:
And don't forget that the stakes are "will I be able to perform in my concert and be true to my genderspecial self that is totally unique?!".
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Which doesn't even matter in the end if everyone is just going to die anyway. Genderspecial shit is not a thing in the afterlife, unless they're retarded enough to go "everyone lived the way they wanted to in heaven, happily ever after!"

So now what you have is just teenage drama with dinosaurs, and oh boy, aren't THOSE always fun... you can watch any teen drama show from the 80's to now and you'd get the same experience (hell even MORE) minus the gay agenda.

EDIT: Better yet, go watch JimHenson's Dinosaurs, its 10x better than this crap.
 
Price is 30 bucks

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I fully expect them to pull some shenanigans with the price in other currencies.
 
Sunflower Samurai said:
I think Ending 3 was supposed to be the only "good" end and that was one of the main things that got trashed by one anon the devs reference ( i think it was /lit/ anon), which is one of the reasons tradwife fang does end up kinda detatched, it was apparently the only good end and meant to be kinda bittersweet
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I still praise the fact that "trad-wife Fang" ending was meant to be kind of bittersweet rather than being the only an one solution to all her problems. I mean, the trad-wife role may suit Rosa and probably Stella, but sure as hell doesn't suit Fang, it shows the game had some nuance, something that GVH probably won't have

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"We finished our game! It comes out in just one week! Wishlist it on Steam and PS Store now!!!"
"Oh cool, how much does it cost?"
"..."
You'd think they'd have figured it out after, what, 3 years? Maybe there's some last-minute argument at the office about how much to charge for such an incredible piece of art. I think there's been a few discussions on the Steam forums asking about it, but the only answers are "not $60."
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I meant that thanks to Snoot Game some people are willing to give a "fair chance" to GVH, if they're willing to pay 30 bucks for it...
 
PetiteFeet said:
Reminder that Ko_op received funding from the canadian government. Even if the game only costs 10 dollars they will never sell enough copies to even come close to what they were given as funding.
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it almost sounds like an embezzlement scheme that's so dumb it's smart. get a gorillion dollars from investors, hire creepy gay discord users, let them infight, then run off with the cash.
 
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POWER IN MISERY said:
it almost sounds like an embezzlement scheme that's so dumb it's smart. get a gorillion dollars from investors, hire creepy gay discord users, let them infight, then run off with the cash.
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I think you're giving these cunts too much credit, they don't come off as having anything more than three collective braincells. I'd be in stitches if they're that clever.
 
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