Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

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Sinner's Sandwich said:
Some madman made a 7+ hour indepth analysis of the indi horror/mystery game Who Is Lila

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I am convinced this is a Wendigoon video in disguise. Homie really made this immensely elaborate Let's Play where everything is discussed. What a lad.

I am trying to blow through this video with 2x speed on my day off all I can say is that this game is quite a trip. I was expecting a gay serial killer mystery mixed with Metokur's /x/ video on tulpas and the game just goes far beyond that.
 
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Vampirella said:
I saw this and have given up on Scare Theater because of it (should have done that when he said Desmond is Amazing isn't being groomed) Just the art style of this channel was enough to put me off because it screamed Emo Deviant art Creepypasta fan, and right when he brought up the hooded figure my mind went to "he's going to say this character was molested" and he did bring that up so I turned off the video. There have been works done by people that have been molested about their experiences (there's an indie comic done by a guy that got molested by his babysitter and I can't for the life of me remember the name) and they don't feel as fetishy or as attention seeking as this "spooky" channel. It being made by a troon would explain that.
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Don't think the artist is necessarily being an attention seeker just cause ScareFaggot says they were "Le heckkin molested and they are ESSS AYYYY'd and we need to dox and help them!!!! (Btw donate to my Patreon!)" or whatever the fuck. I'm of the belief that this is just a standard art channel of things happening, and maybe there is an overarching story that people can make Game Theory type autistic lore analysis videos over, but anyone who says "this is a artist who's venting and they need our help!" needs to go jump into oncoming traffic. Ffs they're (probably) an adult from Russia, I think they'd be smart and mature enough to get the help they need; and if not then they don't need dumbass teens with a million genders and mental illnesses of their own to come knocking their door and say "OMGSISA!!! YOU'RE SO HECKKIN SUFFERING!!! LETS TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS TOGETHER AND HEAL OURSELVES, YAAAAAAAAAASSS!!!"

EDIT: 100% it's just an art channel of things happening. I saw a thread on /co/ that pointed to this channel that existed well before ICS was around: https://www.youtube.com/@MaskaVladaanimation_ru
And besides the kinda similar artstyles of the two, what really supports the theory of these being managed by the same person is this video here which came out in 2019, 2 years before ICS was made:
 
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So I've unsubbed from Disturban and I just unsubbed from Disturban History because his cadence got under my skin. But before I left, I watched this.


It is a bizarre, weird little tale about Hitler playing uncle with this little blonde-haired child who was the spit image of an ideal Aryan.

She also happened to be half-Jewish and when that was discovered, Hitler and his cronies had to backtrack and cut off the girl and her parents.
 
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Disturban posted a video where he cries that the pigs tazed some dude in the middle of the road and he got obliterated by an SUV, he spends a good chunk of it trying to make the guy seem sympathetic and innocent but also states that the guy regularly drove high on fentanyl for the thrill of it


The title was originally '"Why you shouldn't run from the cops"' because I believe Code Blue Cam or Donut Operator covered the video and that was their title
 
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KingFrampt said:
Disturban posted a video where he cries that the pigs tazed some dude in the middle of the road and he got obliterated by an SUV, he spends a good chunk of it trying to make the guy seem sympathetic and innocent but also states that the guy regularly drove high on fentanyl for the thrill of it


The title was originally '"Why you shouldn't run from the cops"' because I believe Code Blue Cam or Donut Operator covered the video and that was their title
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Yuck, so glad I unsubbed from him. This feels all disingenuous.

Anyway new Nick Crowley. Another edition of dark moments on TV. I haven't heard of most of these so it was interesting.


It also kinda made me hate mainstream news even more, fucking interrupting children watching Tom and Jerry so they could broadcast people blowing their own brains and having coworkers do news coverage of their colleagues dying in a horrible helicopter crash.

But them ratings, am I right?

I did hear about the Britbong hoarding barely legal women to turn them into incubators, sex slaves, and housekeepers, stabbing one of them at some point, before he set his house on fire to kill one of his girlfriends and half a dozen of his kids.

I dislike Crowley including it alongside the segment about Chris Benoit and the girl on the polygraph test show however because literal as I am, they are not moments that happened on TV. It's only dark and disturbing because of something that happened afterward.

I'll say it again; if you're gonna label this a dark moment on TV, at least try to stick to moments that happened on TV.
 
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I fucked around on the recommended section of Youtube and came across this channel, with a really shit name. They Will Kill You.

I've never heard of these fuckers before so I checked out their content. And uh....


Holy shit, it's bad. It's really, really bad. The narration is really, really odd. The narrator puts a weird emphasis on random words to intensify them, I guess? But the motherfucker sounds like he has Tourettes or some other sort of tic. It adds an unintentional whimsy to the video too which feels like it downplays the murders/deaths.

The background music is also complete trash. It's the typical generic Hollywood horror high-pitched violin. Don't get me started on the added sound effects. That shit just sounds cheap.

Also, they ask for subs right in the middle of the video. It's a huge pet peeve of mine when Youtubers do that at any other spot than the end of a video.

How the fuck do these fuckers reach 2,43 mil subs?
 
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DenseDeerFather said:
How the fuck do these fuckers reach 2,43 mil subs?
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Speaking close to mic to fake a deep voice seems to attract retards and kids who think it makes said streamers/youtubers professional. The most notorious faggot doing this is Corpse Husband.


Whenever I hear a youtuber do that it makes me instantly close the video. It's so fucking cringe.
 
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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Speaking close to mic to fake a deep voice seems to attract retards and kids who think it makes said streamers/youtubers professional. The most notorious faggot doing this is Corpse Husband.


Whenever I hear a youtuber do that it makes me instantly close the video. It's so fucking cringe.
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It actually is. But it's fucking funny when you can clearly hear that they have not practiced at all so they sound constipated and/or dying.

I've come across a handful of them, particularly in the horror/true crime side of youtube and I wish I could remember some of their names.
 
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DenseDeerFather said:
I fucked around on the recommended section of Youtube and came across this channel, with a really shit name. They Will Kill You.

I've never heard of these fuckers before so I checked out their content. And uh....


Holy shit, it's bad. It's really, really bad. The narration is really, really odd. The narrator puts a weird emphasis on random words to intensify them, I guess? But the motherfucker sounds like he has Tourettes or some other sort of tic. It adds an unintentional whimsy to the video too which feels like it downplays the murders/deaths.

The background music is also complete trash. It's the typical generic Hollywood horror high-pitched violin. Don't get me started on the added sound effects. That shit just sounds cheap.

Also, they ask for subs right in the middle of the video. It's a huge pet peeve of mine when Youtubers do that at any other spot than the end of a video.

How the fuck do these fuckers reach 2,43 mil subs?
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They Will Kill You is quite something alright.
 
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Raw Onion Enjoyer said:
Speaking close to mic to fake a deep voice seems to attract retards and kids who think it makes said streamers/youtubers professional. The most notorious faggot doing this is Corpse Husband.


Whenever I hear a youtuber do that it makes me instantly close the video. It's so fucking cringe.
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I can't take a majority of horror youtubers seriously, because a majority of them are either trying to sound like this, or like the movie trailer dude from Honest Trailers.
 
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Red flaming panda said:
Finally got around to watching Emesis Blue
I was surprised how good it was
In a slew of bad analog horrors, seeing an actual horror film all done is SFM is rather refreshing
The voice acting isn't really that great, but I don't think it takes away from the film as a whole
Highly recommend it
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Meh, it's fucking Team Fortress. If you find that scary, you are either a soy or a kid,
 
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KingFrampt said:
This was an extremely painful watch, 1 hour 50 minutes of 'I don't know too much about this, but I think this post may be a hoax or the user is suffering from mental illness'

I've watched a few of her videos in the background now and they're pretty much all the same

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She had a video recently about VK.com, and I couldn't get through it, but as far as I watched it was essentially "this place is disturbing because they let people say the no-no things".
 
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dreading is back with milking the Sherri Papini case more

dreading's content is starting to feel like Russian roulette,
but instead of getting the bullet if you're unlucky enough,
you get 3+ unedited interrogation footage that adds nothing
new or has minimal commentary that has 0 substance.

KingLiberty76 said:
I hate how zoomers saw I Can't Sleep and immediately started gayop to try to save "her", is it not blatantly obvious to people that ICS is simply telling little stories for people. It reminds of Meatsleep all over again, god forbid Nightmind tries to involve himself again.
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I'm late and gay, but seeing fellow farmers who like I Can't Sleep being upset (justifiably) about
ScareTheater poisoning the well, as someone that had normies swarm something that was
deemed "off-putting" and weird thanks to gay video essays, I feel your pain.

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Nick Obre said:
She had a video recently about VK.com, and I couldn't get through it, but as far as I watched it was essentially "this place is disturbing because they let people say the no-no things".
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>Genuinely disturbing Discord, reddit and other website trannies hosting DIY HRT websites that teach children how get bitcoins to purchase chemicals to make that shit without alerting parents.
Internet Investigator and her ilk: I sleep
>Discord and reddit trannies being caught grooming and making children do fucked up shit, with evidence
Internet Investigator and her ilk: I sleep
>Niche website that's mainly used by Russians and allows people/groups that are banned from other social media to be there
Internet Investigator and her ilk: UMMM YIKES, MUH GROOMING ALT RIGHT/RIGHT WING PIPELINES

Yeah, you could make an argument that gore content (whether it's human or animal) being posted there is incredibly fucked up,
but on the other hand, are you really expecting sunshine and flowers to be posted on a website being used by genuine snow niggers that live
in a shithole country where both human and animal rights are obsolete?
 
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