Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[Kosher Dill]

Wait, those are cashew nuts? Did she really grind cashew nuts in to dust before adding them to her slop? How do you get a recipe that wrong?

Well, you are supposed to "roughly chop" them.

 

[Beholder]

Well, you are supposed to "roughly chop" them.

"Did you chop the cashews, Bri?"

"Roughly."

 

[Ravana]

Dressing for the job she wants: derelict

 

[Rou]

Where's the game John

 

[breadandcircuses]

Probably because there are no pieces blindly saying that Star Trek Beyond is a glittering success and will usher in a glorious egalitarian utopia.

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And Star Trek Beyond isn't released everywhere yet. And it's getting a Chinese release, so it's going to reach that beautiful 900 million mark with the commiebux!

 

[breadandcircuses]

Also, it's fucking Star Trek. If Nemesis and the last episode of Enterprise couldn't kill this fandom, then Star Trek Beyond under performing in theaters certainly won't!

 

[Jake's Piercing]

If Frank's really that rich, wouldn't John be on his knees scrubbing the floor every day, or they'd hire a Latina housekeeper to do it for them? Their floor looks like the dirty, cheap laminate you'd find in a run-down apartment in the projects.

 

[AnimuGinger]

If Frank's really that rich, wouldn't John be on his knees scrubbing the floor every day, or they'd hire a Latina housekeeper to do it for them? Their floor looks like the dirty, cheap laminate you'd find in a run-down apartment in the projects.

They don't own the house. Wu thinks cleaning work is above them. Wu is too paranoid to hire anyone from the outside to come in.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

If Frank's really that rich, wouldn't John be on his knees scrubbing the floor every day, or they'd hire a Latina housekeeper to do it for them? Their floor looks like the dirty, cheap laminate you'd find in a run-down apartment in the projects.

Why would he care? It's not like they have friends or family coming over. The Wus seem to be pretty isolated from everyone else.

 

[Norvic]

If Frank's really that rich, wouldn't John be on his knees scrubbing the floor every day, or they'd hire a Latina housekeeper to do it for them? Their floor looks like the dirty, cheap laminate you'd find in a run-down apartment in the projects.

The way Wu tells it, they've been spending literally all their money for the last 5 years on Rev60. I'm not sure that's actually true, but employing 3 full time people and a bunch of contractors on one person's salary must have taken a toll on the poor bastard's savings.

Frank should step his game up on making BriBri actually do some housework. She's home all day, and now her 15 minutes of fame are done with and GSK is no more, what else is she going to do with her time? I bet frank has to do all the washing and ironing too.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

"DID YOU KNOW I'M FROM MISSISSIPPI?! HUH?! BECAUSE I'M FROM MISSISSIPPI!"

 

[Jake's Piercing]

The way Wu tells it, they've been spending literally all their money for the last 5 years on Rev60. I'm not sure that's actually true, but employing 3 full time people and a bunch of contractors on one person's salary must have taken a toll on the poor bastard's savings.

Frank should step his game up on making BriBri actually do some housework. She's home all day, and now her 15 minutes of fame are done with and GSK is no more, what else is she going to do with her time? I bet frank has to do all the washing and ironing too.

So, Asian guy with a little dick is getting cucked.. go figure!

 

[facepalm]

"DID YOU KNOW I'M FROM MISSISSIPPI?! HUH?! BECAUSE I'M FROM MISSISSIPPI!"

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Jfc. Mississippi is certainly rural and backwards at times, but its not any scarier than the bad parts of any other state.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I will never get over how fucking disgusting their house is.

What gets me is the shear laziness: you plan on showing this picture to the world and you can't be bothered to sweep two square feet of floor first?

 

[breadandcircuses]

So, Asian guy with a little dick is getting cucked.. go figure!

Man, in what dark universe do we dwell in that Brianna Wu has some bull to cuck her asian husband with?

There are two people in this world that saw Brianna and said: Yeah, I wanna put my penis into whatever hole I find on that!

 

[Rudol von Stroheim]

-long uncomfortable silence-

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I can confidently tell you now, no woman would be seen dead in those fuck ugly shoes in the second picture.

 

[360NoTrope]

-long uncomfortable silence-

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We need a 'prophetic' rating.

 

[Patrick Buttman]

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Maybe because there weren't a bunch of assholes pre-emptively declaring it "movie of year" and telling everyone that not liking the trailer or not going to watch the film means you torture women in your basement? Maybe that's it, your chinless pudding of a woman?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I'm pretty sure she's used all of those herself.

EDIT: "Its only okay when I do it!"

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I'm pretty sure she's used all of those herself.

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EDIT: "Its only okay when I do it!"

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My least favorite is "As someone from Mississippi..."