Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Rungle]

Is everyone who played OSRS in the past destined to be an gambling addict?

 

[Banana Hammock]

Addiction? No, Dedication.

Most people would have given up by now, but not Austin. That's why he's going to be the one to win it big.

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

If you gamble through online means where riging the probability of victory is as easy as just changing a few numbers you literally have bellow room temperature IQ.
If you really want to, go to the real casino and waste your money with some dignity. At least they have drinks and attractive women there.

 

[Meiwaku]

One time he accidentally doxxed her
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Name: Alyson S Warnick
DOB: 01/22/1995
Runescape: ox_alyson_xo
Kick: oxalysonxo
Tiktok: @alyson_warnick

Last known address: 57781 franklin ln, washington MI

Wow good milk from this

Provided^

(His profile says single too so it's not inherently true)




She's a weed head to the surprise of nobody.


Lmao


Oh she is a babymama.... This pic seems old tho since her brows are plucked to shit like women did in the 2000-2010's

Here's some more from her grandmother's obituary page which listed her on it and had pics....








Welcome to the farms girlie! Thank your broke ass bf! You can do better....


#BLM


Bonus:



Her username is here and she's actually a #gamergirl ... But gurl... Are you fr grinding out to level 58 on osrs for dick that jerks off in his parent's bed? Lmfaoo



But it also says you've done no clue scrolls and you haven't logged in within the past 7 days. That is XP waste honey.

But kudos to you for locking down your shit. Smarter than most tbh. I respect that.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Is Austin gambling in US online casinos or the crypto ones based in places like Curacao? (asking because some of the roulette clips showed bets in USD)

He's partnered with Stake solely for the free credit they give partners.

 

[Meiwaku]

He's such a breath of fresh air as a cow

Not a tranny, not a politi-cow, not a furry, not a weeb, not a super degen coomer, not a shut-in neckbeard, not a pedo ()

Just a good ol fashioned retard on the internet

 

[GET!]

This guy is the absolute pinnacle, the absolute epitome of the “Wings effect” postulated by Dr Joshua Moon, in which sufficient quantities of pity eventually begin instead inspiring exponentially increasing feelings of contempt.
The exact threshold and coefficient are undetermined as of yet, but science does not sleep on such important matters.

 

[Mobster Monitor]

Green 0 came up in roulette for Bossman, but Stake just said "lol no" and payed out for Red instead.

Sorry for weird quality clip and the duration. It happens in the first few seconds, but I wanted full context.

How do you witness the casino just taking your money and ripping it up in front of you, and your reaction is to continue to gamble at the same casino? Our boy is in real deep. Real deep.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

#BLM

Oh yeah, he's getting cucked by BBCs.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Green 0 came up in roulette for Bossman, but Stake just said "lol no" and payed out for Red instead.

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Sorry for weird quality clip and the duration. It happens in the first few seconds, but I wanted full context.

How do you witness the casino just taking your money and ripping it up in front of you, and your reaction is to continue to gamble at the same casino? Our boy is in real deep. Real deep.

That is absolutely hilarious. Even when you win you still lose. This guy is a great lolcow, he reminds me of WingsOfRedemption at his peak, before the lexapro stopped the rages.

 

[JelloJerk]

Maybe this has been asked in the 13 pages of this thread, but what's the appeal of gambling streams? This guy is funny because he's pummelling his door like it's a Lego game, but in general you just watch someone watch the slots spin all day. I can't think of anything more mundane.

 

[Probably An Autist]

Maybe this has been asked in the 13 pages of this thread, but what's the appeal of gambling streams? This guy is funny because he's pummelling his door like it's a Lego game, but in general you just watch someone watch the slots spin all day. I can't think of anything more mundane.

It's boring and gay until they lose, thats the content, although most streamers are fake reaction whores. Our boy man BossMan however is a genuine, broke ass loser who loses it all in a hilariously short fashion.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Maybe this has been asked in the 13 pages of this thread, but what's the appeal of gambling streams? This guy is funny because he's pummelling his door like it's a Lego game, but in general you just watch someone watch the slots spin all day. I can't think of anything more mundane.

Some people enjoy living vicariously through others and watch the gambling for free rather than spend the money themselves. I can't speak for his juicers, though.

As far as his old days of Runescape staking go, that shit is so much more entertaining to watch than those stupid cat slots. You the viewer can pretend you're watching real PVP combat when it's just a 50/50 stake, and the context of it being in a video game takes away a lot of the sketchy vibes online casinos have. I have watched and enjoyed many old sand casino clips, not that I ever did it myself, but I can't just watch somebody gamble and enjoy it unless they act like our boy Austin.

A lot of that also has to do with actually knowing what the hell is going on in staking vs. online casinos, those cat slots are incomprehensible garbage and I'm convinced it's done on purpose by the casinos to prove how pathetic gambling addicts are that they will play literally any garbage as long as it pays out sometimes.

 

[FILTH Tourist]

How do you witness the casino just taking your money and ripping it up in front of you, and your reaction is to continue to gamble at the same casino?

By going to play a different game, of course. I think Austin views Stake the same way we view Steam.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

Green 0 came up in roulette for Bossman, but Stake just said "lol no" and payed out for Red instead.

i have seen something similar to this happen to Trainwrecks
he had a lot loaded on many numbers but 1 number in particular
the ball dropped, and it hit his number
the roulette lady said the spin was invalid because the ball didnt circulate atleast 7 times, so even though it landed on his number, he got nothing

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Well, at least his family can take solace that it's online gambling he's addicted to and not IRL. If I can tell you how many chinamen and koreans get abducted/go in hinding in the Philippines due to gambling debts, fucking hell at least the chinks mostly commit crimes against each other.

How does he cash out?

Wait, he hasn't lost it all?

 

[JelloJerk]

and I'm convinced it's done on purpose by the casinos to prove how pathetic gambling addicts are that they will play literally any garbage as long as it pays out sometimes.

I mean yeah it doesn't really matter what is happening on the screen. It's all random. It's why I've never seen the appeal to gambling in general (at least in terms of the slots). No amount of skill or strategy to help you win, all you can do is pray that you do win.

 

[moocow]

Stupid question from not-an-American, how do taxes work with something like this? For example, he won 2 grand, then pissed it all away ten minutes later. Does Uncle Sam come sniffing around for his cut of that 2 grand, or is it only the wins the winner actually puts in his bank account?

At the end of each year, you tally up your wins and losses. If you've come out ahead, you pay taxes on the net gain (i.e. you spent $5,000 gambling and had $6,000 of winnings that year, so you're taxed on the $1,000). If you lost money (more likely), you can deduct the net amount you lost (i.e. you spent $5,000 gambling but your "winnings" only amounted to $3,000, so you can deduct $2,000 from your taxable income).

Notably, you don't get a deduction for the money you're spending (just the losses, if any), so you're gambling with income you've already paid taxes on. Wages, "donations" from whales, etc., all taxable.

It's as if he's unable to predict the consequences of his actions even 30 seconds into the future.

He's missing the usual melanin content in his skin for such a defect, but sure enough he's developed it anyway.

If the latter, does anyone know whether these casinos are audited for randomness at all?

Nah, they pretty much operate with impunity.

If you gamble through online means where riging the probability of victory is as easy as just changing a few numbers you literally have bellow room temperature IQ.

Green 0 came up in roulette for Bossman, but Stake just said "lol no" and payed out for Red instead.

Despite the fact that they can do this and get away with it, I'm a little surprised to see them actually doing it. The real reason "the house always wins" isn't because it cheats, but because the payouts for wins in various games aren't quite "fair." For instance, "American"-style roulette wheels have 38 numbers, but even if you bet exactly on the correct number, the payout is usually 35 to 1 instead of the "correct" odds of 38 to 1. They do this for every game. They don't rig the game's mechanics to make profit because they don't need to. They make their money by paying a little less for each win than the odds would otherwise dictate.

Doing shit like the above (outright cheating) or making it hard (or impossible) to withdraw winnings should diminish an online casino's reputation enough to kill it (since there are plenty of others out there), but I suppose to a gambling addict it's just an added fee to chase the dragon. I suppose collusion among casinos isn't out of the question either.

But yeah, online gambling is an astonishingly stupid idea to begin with. At least in a brick-and-mortar casino (in a well-regulated region, mind you) they generally have the decency to just declare "no bet" and refund your wager when the dealer fucks something up.

 

[XOCastle]

He's partnered with Stake solely for the free credit they give partners.

He has said a few times he is free to withdraw the 200 if he'd like, its not gated behind play requirements list a 'deposit.' I believe he did this earlier in the week when who ever he owed money to got him on a payment plan. Stake does just straight up pay the lad 73k a year; granted this partnership is only a couple months old and not guaranteed to last a whole year.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

He's such a breath of fresh air as a cow

Not a tranny, not a politi-cow, not a furry, not a weeb, not a super degen coomer, not a shut-in neckbeard, not a pedo ()

Just a good ol fashioned retard on the internet

While I agree that this guy is way less depressing than most new cows (neucow? neocow?) and he provides one hell of a roller coaster of emotions, I think this will end badly.

Dude is getting way more attention now and will likely have more money coming in. I have a feeling that this will turn into a drug arc.