Chris's incest charge is dismissed

[REGENDarySumanai]

The Teflon Tard rides again!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The dimensional merge knows no boundaries and cannot be stopped.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Holy shit we live in a timeline where having sex with a senile hag who shits herself doesn't affect your social standing.

Captain obvious for sure, but god damn, this exceeds whatever iota of possibility too ridiculous to expect.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

My man beat the charges!? Amazing. Total Chris Victory.

 

[glue eater]

A-Logs on suicide watch.

 

[Near]

So they basically kept him in jail for 2 years for no reason? If now magically they dismiss it?

 

[Fools Idol]

DSP eat your heart out.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

He's not even going to be a registered sex offender?
He raped his mom?!?!
What the fuck, America.

Maybe the court determined it was consensual.

 

[BallBuster II]

When the merge reaches completion and no Barbs are safe.

 

[teriyakiburns]

What stage of the merge are we at now?

 

[ChuckSneeder]

Crazy that Chris walked free after Trump surrendered and have his mugshot taken

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

It's official, troons can no longer claim to be oppressed.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

Go, Chris! Go out and zap to the extreme!

 

[Penis]

I would imagine Heilberg successfully argued that nothing Chris said can be taken seriously. Just speculation, but if Chris is going around saying he's married to OCs, perhaps Heilberg could convince a judge that this was just another one of Chris's nonsensical ramblings. Especially if Barb wasn't willing to testify. Would make it difficult to prove his guilt, even if he admitted to it.

 

[kaizervonmaanen]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if he was never convicted he logically wouldn't be on any sex-offender registry.

Correct. He isnt technically guilty of anything.

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

I don't know if God himself made him his favorite or what

This wasn't part of my fucking bingo card

 

[Zoobles]

no prison could contain Jesus herself

 

[tehpope]

WTF Virginia.

 

[Winston Churchill]

So is this the beginning of Chris' revenge arc?

He’s going to take justice into his own hands.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

TOTAL CHRIS VICTORY

TOTAL A-LOG AND WEEN DEATH