Chris's incest charge is dismissed

[Megaton Punch]

how tf is she even caring for herself alone in the house? What if shes already dead?

Either Barb is (somehow) still legally capable of consent, which means she's not as demented as we thought, or the court has functionally declared rape legal as long as you're a retarded tranny. I'd like to say it's the former, but I'm really not sure any more.

 

[Preacher ✝]

How Heilman pulled it off.

 

[Homicide]

For the love of god let the saga end here, its been too much already.

 

[Spiral Architect]

This motherfucker can't keep getting away with this! He can't keep getting away with this!

 

[Reverend]

For the love of god let the saga end here, its been too much already.

The ride will never end. The TardTroonTrain must go on.

 

[Sneedmiser]

For the love of god let the saga end here, its been too much already.

This is the end of the Jail Saga, the Merge Saga is back on. Or maybe we're on the Homeless Saga? We'll have to wait and see.

 

[MugolEx]

Clearly, Magi-chan has been working hard behind the scenes guiding the judge to the righteous path of the CPU Goddesses. Also crack cocaine.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Somebody getting their barbussy ate tonight!

 

[Random Internet Person]

This is the most unlikely court victory since DarkSydePhil and his bankruptcy.

 

[WelperHelper99]

What stage of the merge are we at now?

The part where we got played

Legally he was not guilty of that. And never will be unless he is accused for another event.

Technically yes. The state, for one reason or another, never found him guilty of rape OR incest.

He's not just the Teflon Tard at this point. He's the Titanium Tard now!

No. He's harder than that at this point. He's the Tungsten Tard!

Incest isn't considered a "sex crime" in Virginia. Rape would be but they couldn't prosecute Chris for that likely because Barb wouldn't testify against Chris.

But also the end result of an autism deferral, if you follow all the court agreements, is dismissal.

I'd like to remind everyone that Virginia is old as shit, incest not being a sex crime probably made sense at the time, because the classification didn't exist.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

 

[Linako 2.0]

Who is this judge
Who is the prosecutor

 

[EclecticMermaid]

If Chris goes public again, I honestly DO hope someone gets him to spill the details we've been denied for two years. Not in a ween way, but somehow.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Danger Barb Chandler, danger. Barbussy insertion imminent!

 

[Ed Special]

THE TEFLON TARD RIDES AGAIN

 

[WelperHelper99]

If Chris goes public again, I honestly DO hope someone gets him to spill the details we've been denied for two years. Not in a ween way, but somehow.

I gotta know if he met any niggos in the showers during the jail arc.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Chris really is God.

 

[Lithuophile]

It's Joever for Barbcels

 

[Preacher ✝]

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The existence of .webp is a crime against humanity.

 

[trash cat]

Upwards and onwards , ad astra per alas latrinum publicum !