"Your honor, have you actually listened to my client in the two years he/she/it's been incarcerated? Every God damn day with him/her/them it's some shit about ponies or being married to a psychic multidimensional hedgehog, I mean come on your honor, he/she/it thinks he/she/it's Jesus! Even if he/she/they admitted to fucking his/her/their dementia ridden octogenarian mother, can we even believe him/her/them?! I rest my fucking case, your honor."
Him and what money? He's a retard but he's one that's basically always had enough sense to get a lawyer, which wouldn't be free if he's prosecuting the stateNot American law savvy, so rate me dumb if you please, but couldn't Chris sue the State for of all the time he was kept in jail? I mean, if the charges dropped...
Innocent is not a legal designation. You're either guilty or not guilty. However it is true he was never "acquitted."
It's a crime in Virginia too. That's what Chris was charged with. He wasn't charged with rape, just incest.
Wait, this means Trump will rise from the depths of Hell on the 3rd day.
A couple of people have already brought it up, but Chris has lied or stretched the truth about lots of things since the internet found him. Between him claiming to be married to multiple imaginary friends, being a god, the jail ramblings. For all we know Chris just told Bella he fucked his mom because he thought she'd give him the China if she was into it?
I dunno. I always thought the senile act from Barb was that - an act to grift more money off weens.
I think a lot of people forget that snorlax freaked out after Chris paid for that hooker, and offered to sleep with him at the time.
Ignoring the "Jail of Fail", the mental hospital, and the ban from the "temple", that is.
Honestly Chris getting away this Is the funniest possible outcome and I’m all here for it, the American law system is so broken it’s hilarious.
How do we know they aren’t?
Chris and DSP's nasal passages are the pipes that placate Azathoth.
What if whatever happened to him is the same thing that happened to Dobson?
It's a delusional and incredibly stupid belief that "cartoons are real in another dimension", and that someday that toon world will "merge" with IRL. The "Idea Guys" and "Teen Troon Squad" managed to manipulate "Honor Roll" into buying that BS, possibly because of wishful thinking. Since then, the "Dimensional Merge" became another meme.
