Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Dan says Ms McCabe was very professional and had to calm Fat after his outburst at Dan in the court room. Infinite corn.
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bile demon said:
Goddamn, he went all in on the Gibney bit. Jackie has really done a number on him.
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If he keeps broadcasting that retarded faildox I can see it ending up causing him problems that will make him look back on the shit with Quasi with wistful memories.
He's libelling this dude and his fucking Federal Judge Dad, and his mother constantly, stating all this slanderous shit with typical Fatrick smug self confidence when all he has to go on is the word of a retarded grifting street shitter thats a known liar and con artist.
He is seriously fucking stupid, I'd love to see the conversation with his lawyer when she read all the shit he was planning on entering into the court record, she must know is libel if he broadcasts this faggotry on Xitter, but I imagine after dealing with Pat for a few hours she's probably quite happy to let him "step on this landmine" as long as she doesn't have to deal with it.
I've seriously never imagined someone as totally Dunning Kruger as Fat, with such a seeming gift for fucking himself in the ass with a rake.

Pat writing his Fatifesto, 2023, Artists Impression
 
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For those who prefer the filings as .pdf, see attached.
I attempted to use various resolution enhancers and text recognition to improve the quality, but found none of my attempts produced consistently good looking results.
If someone else wants to give it a shot, be my guest.
Edit: This kiwi did, grab his version instead
 

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Bloitzhole said:
For those who prefer the filings as .pdf, see attached.
I attempted to use various resolution enhancers and text recognition to improve the quality, but found none of my attempts produced consistently good looking results.
If someone else wants to give it a shot, be my guest
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The footfags itt are gonna be pissed.
 
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An automatic clown said:
Dan says Ms McCabe was very professional and had to calm Fat after his outburst at Dan in the court room. Infinite corn.
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Interesting, so they were intending to delay the hearing too, only 2 days before, until something happened which made them switch gears and agree before the hearing to pay in full within a week.
 
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I guess Pat's master plan is delaying to pay Quasi in the hopes of suing "Quasi" (John Gibney) directly so he may correcT the record and present his side ("the only side") before a judge that isn't a stalker child. All of his fat hopes and dreams ride on the chance that Jackie Stink, hacker extraordinaire, doxed the right guy this time. Also, how ironic is it to go "Your Honnah-Child, I had my Chief Black Eunuch dox my nemesis so I can bring him to justice for... doxing me".
73. Here, Plaintiff is anonymously asking the Court to confine a resident of this state for the purpose of getting laughs from his friends.
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This bit here sure got laughs from me, I tell you h'wat....
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
Side note but I saw on Pat's twitter how he likes NuTrek and considers it the best trek ever, implying it is better than DS9 and TNG.

:lunacy:incarnate no wonder he maxed his GPA out at 1.7
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Did anyone ask him why just so we could have him on record saying it's because it has more flashing lights and colors?
 
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cerulean hydra said:
How did this nigger even manage to write a book and get it published when he can't go from one page to the next without introducing a plot hole?

"We didn't attend the debtors exam because if our stalkers know where we'll be at an exact time, our safety is at risk. We hired lawyers who told us to do a debt plan instead as to not put ourselves at risk of physical harm"

the very next page

"the debt plan was dismissed [because we didn't make payments on it], and then Quasi tried to get us arrested. He didn't even try to schedule another debt exam with us before taking this action, so it was clearly in bad faith."

"We can't do a debt exam."
"How dare Quasi not offer us another debt exam?!??!?"
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Another one:

"Lawyers "tune out" [Jesus Christ, this is an official document, Patrick!!!] when they hear the name "John Doe""

"Now that the name is found out, no lawyers will take us because they are afraid of his father."

"We want him to be properly identified by his real name"

Fuck sakes fatty, is getting the name GOOD or BAD?? Make up your damn mind!
 
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Procrastinhater said:
A 12 gauge slug at home defense range would fuck you up, even wearing Level III, thats gonna knock you on your ass probably with a fractured sternum.
Those 12 gauge magnum slugs are no joke.
Also its actually black tip 5.56 that are the AP rounds, green tip will get the job done though in most situations.
As for the PS90, I guess if you SBR it its not too bad, its just the civilian version has been cucked by the ATF out of all the things that make the P90 worth having, and I'm not sure about the internals of a PS90 but if you like wasting ammo I'd be willing to bet its a lot harder to convert to auto than just dropping in a bent wire coat hanger :story: like you said you're better with an AR15.
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Slugs have quite a lot of kinetic energy, I would not want to be struck by one wearing soft body armor, I'd imagine that would break a rib. I agree, it's been mentioned before fatty could SBR that thing and make it less of a cucked carbine, a new short barrel assembly will drop in in about 60 seconds.

Regarding the PS90 converting to full auto, There MAY be a means of using a registered Steyer AUG auto sear to convert a p90 to full auto, not certain how reliable or legal it is. People have been trying for decades to trick the ATF into allowing something they would otherwise not approve of. The P90 uses no locked breach, modifying the hammer might be able to make the thing go "open bolt" aka "slam fire" but, this is not legal unless you are a FFL07? was it? A legit authorized NFA manufacturer of NFA devices. There are Full Auto trigger packs for sale. I don't own aP90 so under no circumstances would I ever even want to purchase one but, I'm sure people are buying them with their credit cards, having them sent to their home addresses just like the "rare breed" AR trigger pack. The ATF is such a fucking clownshow, people have been buying actual M16 FCG's for decades, but a drop-in forced reset trigger device? well they are gonna go door to door with a list of names. Fucking clown show.

Back to fatty, I doubt the local PD would ever allow him a NFA device, he has a conviction for a domestic violence crime, in some states that is enough to deny right to firearm ownership IIRC. Not to mention 101 calls to his home, LE tends to err on the side of not taking a fucking chance on being responsible for approving anything firearm related.

I'm still wondering IF this money is actually sent, where is it going to come from? Did he actually pay the latest attorney? I'm suspecting Niki's mom is going to cover the bill for all this assuming it actually gets paid. As other posters have said, he phrases things in a manner so he can convince himself he is not actually being deceitful. "I am not paying Qausi anything, child" really means "my mommy mother in law is bailing me out, again". I was surprised to hear no Niki at the hearing, is she mad at fatty? Kinda sus she is not by his side on his autistic quest to stop the internet from laughing at him.
 
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Troon_Patrol said:
Slugs have quite a lot of kinetic energy
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The juxtaposition of conversations about Patrick's legal defense being suddenly interrupted by gun posts like the above gave me the same bizarre vibe as this gem:

"Your life is already over, stalker. Cars nowadays are build far better than they used to and I'm here to help you make them last even longer! Enjoy prison."
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
Another one:

"Lawyers "tune out" [Jesus Christ, this is an official document, Patrick!!!] when they hear the name "John Doe""

"Now that the name is found out, no lawyers will take us because they are afraid of his father."

"We want him to be properly identified by his real name"

Fuck sakes fatty, is getting the name GOOD or BAD?? Make up your damn mind!
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I know it is retarded but it sounds like he wants or thinks he has whistle blown on a corrupt Judge letting a ne'er do well son harass innocent pigmen and chum up to radio show hosts.

If this was remotely the case in reality, I am pretty certain a Judge would have dealt with a son behaving like a prick years ago.

Winding up some fat man and going to the extent of quashing a lawsuit and intimidating lawyers is the kind of shit that only happens in comic books or terrible dime store novels.

I forgot to say this when someone clarified Fat only watching children's TV and playing with toys. That is evident in his writings.

His juvenile magical thinking has all the hallmarks of a show in which the protagonists are vindicated and left without consequences, no matter the events. This is clear in his crappy novels and his piss poor attempts at documents to convince courts.

If he even watched Rick and Morty, despite it probably somehow making him an even more insufferable cunt, or "Its always Sunny in Philadelphia" perhaps the idea of consequence and change would start to penetrate his stupid Rick mind.

If nothing else, he at least might start behaving like the Gang in "Always Sunny" and as he is not a TV show character, he would soon and quickly run into unsavory characters and serious legal consequences.
 
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This document is more unhinged than the legal output of Russell Greer or Melinda Scott - at least those two attempt to back up their assertions with facts and citations. These are demented ramblings with "source: trust me, bro". That's before you even get to what he's attempting to actually do with this document. This is Acerthorn level insane. Amazing.
 
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