Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spunt]

So Pat has been on the receiving end of thousands of death and rape threats, but the only things he could find to include in his filing were a couple of texts that were, at worst, a bit rude.

Curious.

 

[myshkin]

The Gibney guy seems like one of the most square normies in the world. He's just an earnest science teacher with a family. Hasn't locked down his social media yet. You can find videos of him lecturing on science. He lists "NPR's All Things Considered" as a interest on Facebook. Definitely not an O&A listener lol. Literally a rando.

Jackie is actually retarded.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I can't see him dropping this Gibney stuff though even once Quasi's suit reaches its logical conclusion.

Keep libelling a judge's son and it may be you who becomes the prison enjoyer.

 

[internet friend]

I can't see him dropping this Gibney stuff though even once Quasi's suit reaches its logical conclusion.

Keep libelling a judge's son and it may be you who becomes the prison enjoyer.

For a man pig who talks a lot about others delusions, he sure has a limited grasp on reality

 

[John_Smith]

Patso has no grasp on reality. He believes that he is young looking, fit, attractive and successful, with a desirable car and a nice house in a nice neighborhood.

Gibney is an innocent bystander. I hope someone restrains Patso and prevents him from dragging Gibney into this mess.

But if Patso does kool-aid man into Gibney's life, I hope he gets a sound thrashing, as sound a thrashing as legally permissible.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

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Cutting out bullshit in pursuit of truth

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I was under the impression that any help Piggy might get from his in-laws was because Wisconsin is a community property state so Nikki is on the hook for 100% of Patso's debts.

Oh boy, that's right. Niki is financially on the hook for all fatty's economical disasters. I keep forgetting that, I would have to imagine her family probably thinks marrying fatty was a mistake at this point, not being hyperbolic here. I genuinely think he is that "in-law" that is always topic of conversation at family gatherings.

"Oh hello aunt so and so, how are you?, Niki? Oh she's on her way.... What? Yes she is still married to fat guy who fights with people on twitter all day. Yes, I know but, she's over 40 and she doesn't realize she can do better. Yes, yes it was 32 thousand the family came up with, plus the attorney fees, I mean they didn't do much but, they kind of told him to man-up and face reality otherwise this was going to go on indefinitely but, Niki mentioned something about a federal judges son or something he now thinks is after him or made fun of him on facebook or something, I don't really know."

This isn't a requirement any longer. You just need to send an email to your local sheriff notifying them that you're submitting a form 1 or 4 or whatever.

Yes, I always forget ATF no longer requires this. Whole organization is run by idiots, a drawing of a lighting link printed on a piece of sheet-metal is a felony meanwhile, I can order a Full-auto trigger pack and short barrel for Patricks PS90, online.

 

[Cuckoman]

So Pat has been on the receiving end of thousands of death and rape threats, but the only things he could find to include in his filing were a couple of texts that were, at worst, a bit rude.

Curious.

Don't downplay it. It also contained a reference to the judge, calling him
sos-GAY. Forver enshrined in the legal history of that town.
It was pretty fucking awesome and, if I may say so, pretty fucking based.

He fucking did it. He included a homosexual slur of the judge's name in an official court filing. This madlad is worthy if a count dankula episode.


It is so amazing. I had delirium hopes of a pig-out and him getting tazed. Knowing that would likely never happen, but it was fun fantasising about it. But then in the real world, he tops that and files a motion calling the judge a faggot.
Jesus fucking christ. I don't think my body can handle this much laughing.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Listening to Dan's podcast, and holy shit, what I predicted as a joke a few pages before the hearing actually happened.

PATRICK TRIED TO ORDER THE BAILIFF.
He looked at the Bailiff and told him he wanted Dan arrested, and that court needs to stop because a felonious criminal was in the room.
Fatty should count his lucky stars that the judge was not in the room, he would have reamed him for that.

 

[Procrastinhater]

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This show just gets fatter and dumber every episode. I love it.
Coming soon to a theater near you: Gibney v. Tomlinson.

I kinda feel bad for this Gibney dude.
He's gonna start getting weird messages that totally confuse him (seriously imagine knowing nothing about Pat and suddenly you're being bombarded by Patposters ) and wonder what the fuck is going on and then get sued out of the blue by this ridiculous lunatic on the basis of nothing but a faildox a grifting Pajeet pulled out of her ass while squatting on a designated street.
Doesn't he live in Oman?
I really hope Pat tries to sue this guy and his libelous statements accusing a Federal Judge of corruption get back to Judge Gibney, if Pat gets a C&D he's going to take it as evidence of stalker child interference and probably take to Xitter to accuse the guys family of all kinds of actionable shit.
This time he won't just have legal fees to pay it could be reputational damages as well.
No matter how deep the bucket of shit that is Pats life gets the man always finds a way to keep filling it.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I have to say this is unironically the coolest thing Fatprick has ever written. It's a shame he said it about Owen A. Forrems because its actually a genius description of the farms.

Oh, I think if fits both Forums, but I agree. But now you got me thinking... it could be the quote on on of the faces of the Patcoin!

PAT COIN - LOLCOW OF 2023
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What do you say @Null ? Look, I've never tagged you before, I'm only doing so because right now, there's little doubt in my mind Pat is the frontrunner for Lolcow of 2023. His thread has grown exponentially this last year, the man has a ton of fans here and in lots of other places... and he just never stops giving his sweet sweet milk. I think that would be a great idea, what do you think? You bet your ass I'll buy at least 5!

If a coin would be too risky/too much trouble, maybe some other commemorative item? I bet we'd get a lot of people interested!
I'll throw some ideas based on a coin, but if anyone would like to add other options, that'd great too.

SUGESTIONS FOR THE PATCOIN!

FACE A: of the coin has a phrase and one of the many drawings of Pat's face/Fatness.

Some phrases suggestions:

1. "Worldwide Troll Ecosystem"
2. Noooo, child!
3. Stupid. Infant. Baby. Child!
4. You've been warned thousands of times to cease communication"
5. PAY QUASI
6. Hollies for me forever.
7. I thought I was going to be heard!
8. LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!
9. How many times have I told YEEEEEW!
10. DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA???
11. #DLTIW
12. The Idiots Won
13. "The thing is, sweetie, we already knew that"
14. "nam nam nam, you sound like you have peanut butter in you mouth"
15. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUF!
16. US$32,000
17. 0% Stalker.
18. Enjoy Prison.
19. You have been told, many thousand times, to stop calling this number.
20. I thought I would be heard!
21. Sir, don't do that.
22. No, sir, ThaT did NoT occur.
23. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
24. Those are called pecs, stalker.
25. That man has committed multiple felonies against my family, I want him arrested immediately!
26. Fat Faggot with Bitch Tits

Spoiler: Image suggestions for coin Face A

Image suggestions:



I'll put the classics too, I thinks these have the best chance of being selected:

FACE B - Option 1 - ONA Themed

Despite whatever they think of KF and vice-versa, no one can dispute the fact they are Patrick's true owners, and the one's who deserve all the credit.

Phrases: Can't think of many right now, cause I'm late for work:

1. I Want to start a family
2. Feed Nana

Coin Faces: there are a lot more cool options to preserve Them Owen Boy's spirit, but I'm super late, so I used just the examples I had in front of me.
Most of Nana's, Sue Lightning's or a funny Soprano reference would fit too. Personally, I think that pic of Qadan's as an angel is awesome, if anyone has it.

Spoiler: ONA face

They hate Jim Norton and Nana (for good reason) even more than they hate KF. I think it is perfect.
I know this is a gif, but I love it, that shit is hilarious
Another option that I could not find it now: Ms. HoneyBadger's bazoongas (with all do respect).

FACE B - option 2 -> PorkWheeler Themed

"Cars nowadays are not made like they used to" with a drawing of this Pork Wheeler logo, or Susan, his beloved Rustang


Anyways, those are just some suggestions that came to mind right now. If anyone would like vote what you think are the best, or just add something, feel free!
Who knows, maybe this can become a nice token for the occasion!

 

[TJBirish]

Dan is a faggot, but I am curious what about this rodeo spooked him into backing off.

Backing off what? If Pat pays his debt, it's over. What else do you want Dan to do? He mentioned at the start of the stream that his wife was getting a bit tired of this,

Why do you think he was "spooked"?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

- The stream ends with Dan saying he will probably stop "instigating" with Pat. At most just pulling court docs.

Gonna press F on this one. I'll believe it when I see it.

 

[Associate Rick]

His grotesque proportions and retarded haircut make him look like Kim Yong Un from this angle.

He needs some appropriate music

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm new to the PFatverse so you'll have to forgive my ignorance.

Isn't the entire reason he has to pay Quasi because he tried to incorrectly use the legal system as a vehicle to dox him several times and got fucked by the counterclaim?

And now he's at the juncture of the counterclaim where he has to pay his debt, he's trying it again? This time targeting the son of a judge because somebody online told him to?

Not just somebody.
A notorious street shitting troll.
Jackie's fucking username on OnA was Piggy Tomlinson ffs, and now she's got him going after a Federal Judges family.
I'm not convinced she isn't a deep cover troll that's doing a fucking Idea Guys style long game homosexual op to fuck up Patricks life even more (not that he needs help) than it is.

 

[AnOminous]

Cutting out bullshit in pursuit of truth

Remember, he simultaneously claimed to have written that with advice of counsel while also claiming he didn't have time to retain counsel (over a month after the hearing was scheduled), and waiting until right before the hearing. What counsel would sign off on this shit? Kevin Landau? Specktree?

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Remember, he simultaneously claimed to have written that with advice of counsel while also claiming he didn't have time to retain counsel (over a month after the hearing was scheduled), and waiting until right before the hearing. What counsel would sign off on this shit? Kevin Landau? Specktree?

Probably Ken. The totally not made up lawyer who told Russell Greer he had a slam dunk case against Taylor Swift and was then firebombed by Mexican gangbanger Taylor Swift fans.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Remember, he simultaneously claimed to have written that with advice of counsel while also claiming he didn't have time to retain counsel (over a month after the hearing was scheduled), and waiting until right before the hearing. What counsel would sign off on this shit? Kevin Landau? Specktree?

To be fair, the alleged council wasn't mentioned by name or signed it.
So either he lied and just let some of his Twitter buddies proofread it and insert some language they got from Judge Judy, or the lawyers were too ashamed to put their name on it and asked for anonymity.

 

[Broadside]

Amidst all this, I just wanted to say Pat's claims to have CPTSD (because special boy Pat can't have ordinary PTSD!) are bogus. Why?
Because PTSD is when someone has endured trauma that is out of their control. Pat has been able to stop this at any point, but refused.

He's doest have PTSD, he has narcissistic injury.

 

[Markorian]

"This document was prepared with the assistance of a lawyer" probably means he found a template online that was written by a lawyer and he thought it would make things seem better if he included that line.