Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Amidst all this, I just wanted to say Pat's claims to have CPTSD (because special boy Pat can't have ordinary PTSD!) are bogus. Why?
Because PTSD is when someone has endured trauma that is out of their control. Pat has been able to stop this at any point, but refused.

He's doest have PTSD, he has narcissistic injury.
He is suffering CPTSD.
Consequences of Pat Tomlinsons Stupid Decisions (CPTSD) is one of the funniest things to come out of this shitfest filing, right after "Worldwide Troll Ecosystem"
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25+ pages of screenshots and cyberstalkering, thrown together in approximately 3 days.

Meanwhile, this is what page 1 of Fatrick's Tiny Tim fanfiction looks like right now:
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You give Piggy way too much credit. Any Kiwi that took 5 minutes of their time to do a shitty image edit on paint, or to come up with a new way to call him fat, has exerted more creativity than Pat has in the last 3 years.

Also, some relevant Monty Python:
 
"This document was prepared with the assistance of a lawyer" probably means he found a template online that was written by a lawyer and he thought it would make things seem better if he included that line.
Which means he either lied on a court document or made ridiculous contradictory arguments.
 
There are a lot of lolcows who think they are lawyers, maybe he got one of them to “help” him.
Why say in your stupid document that a lawyer helped you if you don’t name them?
Probably because of this rule:
802.05(2m) (2m)  Additional representations to court as to preparation of pleadings or other documents. An attorney may draft or assist in drafting a pleading, motion, or document filed by an otherwise self-represented person. The attorney is not required to sign the pleading, motion, or document. Any such document must contain a statement immediately adjacent to the person's signature that “This document was prepared with the assistance of a lawyer." The attorney providing such drafting assistance may rely on the otherwise self-represented person's representation of facts, unless the attorney has reason to believe that such representations are false, or materially insufficient, in which instance the attorney shall make an independent reasonable inquiry into the facts.
Probably the lawyer he used in the actual case refused to sign this.
 
I think Patrick is likely going to slip off the deep end, if Dan is actually scared. Fat is a lunatic based on his interactions with cops and Trump supporters (not just Bertrell RIP, but Patrick literally child’d a guy irl like a faggot).

He’s received an ego bruising and actually has to pay Quasi. He was hysterical in court when he didn’t get to define reality and arrest Dan.
I think people misunderstand his texting claiming he owes nothing, he says that when he can’t control the narrative. He tries to assert his own reality when external reality conflicts with his idea of it. I think Fatrick is literally deluded worse than Chris-Chan.

It’s gonna be harder and harder for him to deny reality like when John stole Aide and he started sending unhinged messages. He might actually kill another Black Trump supporter or Dan if he can’t find some way to reassert control.
 
To be fair, the alleged council wasn't mentioned by name or signed it.
So either he lied and just let some of his Twitter buddies proofread it and insert some language they got from Judge Judy, or the lawyers were too ashamed to put their name on it and asked for anonymity.

Probably because of this rule:

Probably the lawyer he used in the actual case refused to sign this.
"This filing is hereby notarized by Alan Smithee."
 
Fuck, Acerthorn sounds like a thread I should read up on next.
The gobbling noises he makes are legitimately disturbing when you remember he stabbed his own Dad in the face over an argument about a bad Internet connection.
That video where he's eating Raw Hotdogs out of a bowl and wandering about gobbling and screeching is fucking nightmare fuel, they make you remember there are people like that out on the street right now.
You could have one stood in line behind you at the store, they could be anywhere because some assholes thought it was a good idea to close the asylums in the 80's.
Acerthorne isn't funny the way Pat is, he's fucking insane.

This makes Pat look like a reasonable, cultured, and educated man.
 
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I think Patrick is likely going to slip off the deep end, if Dan is actually scared. Fat is a lunatic based on his interactions with cops and Trump supporters (not just Bertrell RIP, but Patrick literally child’d a guy irl like a faggot).

He’s received an ego bruising and actually has to pay Quasi. He was hysterical in court when he didn’t get to define reality and arrest Dan.
I think people misunderstand his texting claiming he owes nothing, he says that when he can’t control the narrative. He tries to assert his own reality when external reality conflicts with his idea of it. I think Fatrick is literally deluded worse than Chris-Chan.

It’s gonna be harder and harder for him to deny reality like when John stole Aide and he started sending unhinged messages. He might actually kill another Black Trump supporter or Dan if he can’t find some way to reassert control.

I imagine he's going to end up like one of those gangstalking loonies and jump out of the bushes and ice the mailman because it was obviously one of his stalkers in disguise.
 
Just finished reading his Magnum Dopus, and I think he's making real progress. He used to claim that Owen A. Forms only existed to torment him, now he says that's its "predominant purpose". He's starting to learn that other people exist, that's growth. Give him credit too, he got shot down by the judge at the Polish Hammer's hearing for not having anything prepared, at least this time he typed something up, even if it was insane. That's another lesson learned. He's capable of change.

But then also, I know this is just a result of the scanner, but looking at this it's like the guy said, "here, look at this vicious harassment" then pasted a black square with no legible text and a grey-scale photo of two mashed potato dolls sitting on a bar:

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Pigsley - if you do this again, turn off the dark theme when you take screenshots, this lunacy is public record under your name and the weirdness of presentation and exaggeration of facts is a terrible look. The texts were are clear, and the Tweets in Quasi's lawyer's screenshots were. It's like you've never read a book before, black text on a white page, we've been doing it forever now. Also, there were not thousands of one-star reviews on your books, none of them were "fraudulent" (your books aren't good), and if someone were to show up at one of your convention talks with a gun to target your audience, it would not qualify as a mass shooting, we've seen the photos of nothing but empty seats. Just lazy, thoughtless work all around.

And the premise doesn't even work, the harassment would be much worse if the hearing were online. "Will Tate, please mute your microphone" is in the Patposting Hall of Fame.

As much as I like to try to figure him out, I think Rick's just a really weird dude getting in his own way for no reason. Maybe he just doesn't want to admit that he'd be living a pretty happy life if he were managing an Arby's and had a family instead of trying to be Special Boy. He has problems putting thoughts one after the other but decides to be a novelist. He has no debate skills but thinks he's a pundit. He declared a jihad on anyone wearing a red hat after Hilary lost but thinks he's a Conservative. I read something about reincarnation recently, the author said that sometimes we're gifted with an easy, uneventful incarnation where you're not expected to do the heavy spiritual work. That must be what comes after a life like Rick's. It's all just confusion and rage and meatloaf. You'd need a fucking break.
 
Don't downplay it. It also contained a reference to the judge, calling him
sos-GAY. Forver enshrined in the legal history of that town.
It was pretty fucking awesome and, if I may say so, pretty fucking based.
To me, the funniest part of that is he 100% did it because he's such a thin skinned little bitch that he thought His Honor would be too. Fatrick clearly thought Sosnay seeing "Judge Sos-GAY" included in the brief by a detractor of Fatrick would be enough to garner his sympathy, and instantly have the entire judgment vacated. The idea that Sosnay could be enough of a man to let an grade school level insult bounce off him is unthinkable when you're a dullard like Fat.

Fatrick's delusions never fail to impress
 
Something I noticed about the illegible "harassment" from the filing which Rick's Beef Wellington's post highlighted...that's an odd aspect ratio isn't it?

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Oh.

Take that and flip it 90, there we go.

If we didn't have confirmation that he bought another dumb foldy phone (or Samsung submitted to His Swine-ness' demands), I think we now have it. :story:
 
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