Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

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Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?

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I take this accusation with a grain of salt but it would produce content if this could be proven.
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Revuelto said:
PPP has lost his mind.

He’s now peddling a schizophrenic theory that Ralph is still in cahoots with Fuentes after getting fffelted last night by the Gunt:
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was getting him kicked off tim pool as hes desperate to find platforms also part of this grand inside op? the absolute fuck are you talking about? are you okay? how in the fuck does ralph denting the brand this hard benefit nick especially airing the pedo shit out?
 
Revuelto said:
PPP has lost his mind.

He’s now peddling a schizophrenic theory that Ralph is still in cahoots with Fuentes after getting fffelted last night by the Gunt:
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Huh? Like I get it, you hate Ralph and don't want people to give him a second chance after 3 years of the most inexcusable lolcow behavior we've seen recently. But this is the most retarded battle to fight.

Like nigga just be pro kino. You don't have to stop moral fagging even, but this is the lamest way to continue to fight with Ralph.
 
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Imagine a-logging AF for the better part of a decade, ruining your life, selling out, and partnering with a retarded cokehead in the process, and accomplishing nothing. Then imagine watching your sworn enemy a-log AF for a couple of months and dox their leadership, bring the organization to its knees, revive the sektur as an anti-AF movement, and turn Nick Fuentes into such a pariah that any time he guests on someone else's stream, he gets called a pedophile.

Imagine having to come face-to-face with the fact that you're irrefutably inferior to the the drunken, pill-popping, dog-killing, child-grooming, mouth-raping, micro-dicked, convicted sex offender you've spent your entire adult life seething over.

Imagine looking down and not being able to see your own feet because of how massive your corpulent gunt is, generously assuming that diabetes hasn't already started claiming your limbs. Being excluded from any form of respectable employment, to the point that you have to host a dying show while sitting across from a blithering idiot whose only contributions to discussions are incoherent screeches and clapping. Watching as your income slowly dwindles to nothing, struggling to maintain some sense of relevance. When you finally do fade into obscurity, your only legacy will be being known as the guy who bared his bleached, waxed asshole to the internet.

Couldn't be me.
 
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Imagine a-logging AF for the better part of a decade, ruining your life, selling out, and partnering with a retarded cokehead in the process, and accomplishing nothing. Then imagine watching your sworn enemy a-log AF for a couple of months and dox their leadership, bring the organization to its knees, revive the sektur as an anti-AF movement, and turn Nick Fuentes into such a pariah that any time he guests on someone else's stream, he gets called a pedophile.

Imagine having to come face-to-face with the fact that you're irrefutably inferior to the the drunken, pill-popping, dog-killing, child-grooming, mouth-raping, micro-dicked, convicted sex offender you've spent your entire adult life seething over.

Imagine looking down and not being able to see your own feet because of how massive your corpulent gunt is, generously assuming that diabetes hasn't already started claiming your limbs. Being excluded from any form of respectable employment, to the point that you have to host a dying show while sitting across from a blithering idiot whose only contributions to discussions are incoherent screeches and clapping. Watching as your income slowly dwindles to nothing, struggling to maintain some sense of relevance. When you finally do fade into obscurity, your only legacy will be being known as the guy who bared his bleached, waxed asshole to the internet.

Couldn't be me.
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This perfectly described who PPP is. A greasy fat faggot who backstabbed his friends for a coked out tard
 
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Revuelto said:
Yes.

Blocks people, thin skinned, fat, ugly, and low impulse control.

Porkchops Poopulist Piss has evolved into an ogre !
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On second thought, PPP is like the worst of Ralph and Fuentes combined. He's a fat hedonistic spiteful scumbag piece of white trash like Ralph, but with the Fuentes traits of being a hypocritical fake Christian grifter who moralfags about others doing everything he does himself, he tries to foster and seduce a cult following, and he's an obvious homosexual.
 
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Grand Wizard Wakka said:
On second thought, PPP is like the worst of Ralph and Fuentes combined. He's a fat hedonistic spiteful scumbag piece of white trash like Ralph, but with the Fuentes traits of being a hypocritical fake Christian grifter who moralfags about others doing everything he does himself, he tries to foster and seduce a cult following, and he's an obvious homosexual.
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Also Ralph is better because his Internet existence is not tied to somebody else. PPP can't exist without Ralph or Fuentes.
 
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Grand Wizard Wakka said:
On second thought, PPP is like the worst of Ralph and Fuentes combined. He's a fat hedonistic spiteful scumbag piece of white trash like Ralph, but with the Fuentes traits of being a hypocritical fake Christian grifter who moralfags about others doing everything he does himself, he tries to foster and seduce a cult following, and he's an obvious homosexual.
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Now that you mention it, PPP and Fuentes really do have a lot in common.
  • Both of them are spiteful over a breakup with a previous "best friend" (Surfer and Jaden respectively)
  • Both of them have an eating disorder (gorging and bulimia respectively)
  • Both of them like to pretend that former close allies were never associates in the first place when a relationship falls apart (Persip, the writer's room, J6 protesters, Latino Zoomer, etc.)
  • Both of them used Powerchat in spite of it being suspect (being AF controlled on PPP's part and being fed connected with Baked Alaska on Fuentes' part)
  • Both of them sacrificed their optics game in pursuit of clout (Fuentes sacrificing his "no more retard rallies" stance by participating in J6, PPP losing his "moral highground" by becoming a grifter with Warski, whom he previously wished death on)
  • Both sacrifice their morals for the sake of grifting (Fuentes pedo-shielding for Ali Ackbar because he needs the political connects, PPP shielding for Abortionist Andy because, after streaming solo, he realized he couldn't grift without him)
  • Both associate with a guy who embarrassingly lost in a publicized fight (Warski's 17 second KO to Salt Papi and "Ben's" loss to Jewish MMA fighter Natan Levy)
  • Both had a public falling out with former close ally turned arch-nemesis (PPP has Godwinson, Fuentes has Patrick Casey)
  • Both were felted by Mister Metokur in 2022.
And then, of course, there's the aforementioned religious grifting and obvious homosexuality (why would a straight man have a bleached, waxed asshole?). Though, like with Ralph, there's the obvious difference in success. For all his failings, I bet Nick was never stuck in a cabin during a freezing winter.

It seems like PPP just hates more successful versions of himself. And considering the more successful versions of him are Ralph and Fuentes, that's really sad.
 
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Both sacrifice their morals for the sake of grifting (Fuentes pedo-shielding for Ali Ackbar because he needs the political connects, PPP shielding for Abortionist Andy because, after streaming solo, he realized he couldn't grift without him)
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Well let's not forget even fuentes said keffals was a faggot for doing what he did. Ppp was just happy to watch the site die for calling out the mutilation and molestation of children and was going to bury the story for his own selfish reasons, being able to more stably afford 50 big macs off Uber eats a day.
BlueArmedDevil said:
So if Ethan is the Hollering Hog would that make Ashton the Seething Swine? Pontificating Porker? Boorish Boar?
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pheasing piggy is my favorite, ive been trying to make fease with a ph- a thing.
 
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