Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[AnsemSoD1]

All I keep seeing here is a crazy handful of nothin.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

hes all the way up to 900 dollars somehow
he spun in a 200 dollar bonus (it would cost 200 dollars to buy but he got it in the first few spins)
edit: he just cashed out 600 dollars, good for him, that 600 dollars is coming right back hes just wasting a transfer fee

 

[Vulkan]

Surely somewhere someone has a compilation of every time he’s damaged his door

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

This is what's always confused me about gamblers. They only register the wins. You'll hear them say "Yo I'm up 600 dollars!!!1!"

Yeah but overall you've lost THOUSANDS.

"Yeah but I just won 600"

Like is it delusional or selective memory or is the dopamine hit so high that the losses get deleted in their mind. I've seen in the thread that studies have shown winning and losing fire up the same parts of the brain in MRI's but is there a conscious decision to ignore the massive list of L's just for that rare occasion where they think they've beat the house/system?

Lol.
"Brb guys"

Translation "My coke guy just arrived and he's seen me win some cash"

Sooo he's getting two bag instead of one tonight

 

[laetiporus cincinnatus]

"ONE MORE DORK PLEEEEEASE!!!"
These games look like farmville-tier slop you'd see advertised on TV, but these quotes are gold

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

I've had the full vicarious Bossman experience tonight.

My first bet on when he'd lose his cash was a winner, the high was dizzying. I was on top of the world. I felt I could see the matrix and finally my luck was turning around

Should have quit while I was ahead.

My second bet that he'd lose his second stake within 15 minutes was wrong. Now it feels like I'm a complete loser and want to end the stream and wallow in self pitying despair. Maybe I should round off the night by shouting at a parent or punch the drywall.

 

[ditto]

He's on a roll tonight!

EDIT: Aaaand it's gone!

 

[Matt Damon]

He's on a roll tonight!

And no matter how much he wins, he refuses to cash out. It'd be tragic if it weren't so hilarious and self-inflicted.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

Aaaand bust.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

He just lost it all and went offline again. What was that, 5 minutes to go from $300 up to $550 and then all down because he can't play blackjack right?

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

That blackjack is really clearing him out, he was doing 150usd hands ffs, what a retard

 

[Heed Not]

He just lost it all and went offline again. What was that, 5 minutes to go from $300 up to $550 and then all down because he can't play blackjack right?

He said he didn't mean to all-in that last hand, lol. A shame he didn't spend the next hour losing it on Rip City

 

[Null]

He said he didn't mean to all-in that last hand, lol. A shame he didn't spend the next hour losing it on Rip City

He'll be back. The cat slots... they call to him.

 

[cans.wav]

He'll be back. The cat slots... they call to him.

Just gotta wait for the coke to kick in, he'll forget all about losing 5 grand today.

 

[Balder Knight]

Surely somewhere someone has a compilation of every time he’s damaged his door

If not, people can send me clips I can make one and put it on here

 

[Lyster]

He'll be back. The cat slots... they call to him.

His brains needs to be studied for posterity

 

[Vulkan]

He's on a roll tonight!

EDIT: Aaaand it's gone!

The fact that gif isn’t on top of the OP is a travesty

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I wonder if he would be like this with something fake like Salty Bet or if gambling addicts need actual stakes to get their fix.

 

[cans.wav]

He's live again with another 200 dollar loan to waste
Edit: 150 gone in six minutes

 

[SandyCat]

He's live again with another 200 dollar loan to waste

The people giving him loans are never getting paid back are they