Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Or he lied about his height. Which is crazy of course but just a suggestion

I mean yeah, it's hard to go wrong by just assuming anything that comes out of Boogie's mouth is complete fiction until proven otherwise, no matter how pointless, retarded, or easily disprovable a lie it might be. I just think it's funnier if he only insists on lying about his height because he is so fucking fat that he shrunk more than a standard deviation. The other reason I suspect it's legitimate denial is that it shaves a couple points off his BMI if he can convince himself he's 2-3 inches taller, not that it matters to anyone else since he's almost certainly balls out lying about his weight anyway, but he's the type to do shit like that.

Anyway since I had 20 minutes to kill I made a shitty attempt to sketch out deathfat anatomy (drawing is fun and I like to do dumb shit like this for practice, rate me autistic, I'll own it). I gave up near the end and just used the warp tool a bunch because my anatomy classes didn't prepare me for this.

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

He's all about trying to use his platform to hurt people that he feels did him wrong.

If there is one thing Boogie does constantly and without thought its constant seething. If at any point anyone has decided to not push this mans gigantic ass on a pedestal for the most mundane normal shit and dared to be critical to him is going on his shit list. I still hold the idea that his mom tried to address some harsh truths and tried to honestly help Boogie into being a better person and in the end it just resulted in the man saying she was nothing more than a horrible abusive human. He never grew up from that point and you can see it in every relationship he has. Him parading around this woman around is him basically going, "See THIS woman does all the things I want that you had the gall to say NO to and to think I just wanted to help." He loves getting the last word in on any situation and it makes him feel like he won, but in reality all of those women have moved on long ago.

How much do we wanna bet HE contacted them just to tell them he has a new sugarbaby trying to use it as leverage to get THEM back?

Im also kind of wondering this too. I could see Boogie getting pissed off about some dumb thing she wont do or did and he goes to one of them to try to keep them in his backpocket should everything in this relationship fails.

 

[Terfatron]

@DontEatThat_2.0

How I imagined it going down is him DMing them out of the blue asking how they are and when they politely asked the question back he hit them with

"I'm in a new relationship and I'm SUPER HAPPY! couldn't be better you know. She's been in my videos and I get so much hate roflol because she's WAY younger than me, 20, but you know, she really loves me and has already moved in. Shes even gonna be in the doc about me coming out soon so its really serioua *insert random trauma/life dumping here*"

And the poor woman is left wondering why she ever invited this retarded fat energy vampire in to her life

 

[mlanguishi]

Im also kind of wondering this too. I could see Boogie getting pissed off about some dumb thing she wont do or did and he goes to one of them to try to keep them in his backpocket should everything in this relationship fails.

It's really kind of an interesting idea if this one will last or not. I mean, how many more years can he have? He needs someone to take care of him now and clean his ass after he shits and stuff. And he said she's a stoner hippy chick, and she looks like the prototypical type. Always out of it, so maybe she's not fully aware of what's even happening. She also looks FAS/retarded as well. I'm hoping she wakes up and leaves him soon and we enter the inevitable suicide baiting and pity party before he dies.

I don't normally wish misery like that on anyone, but if anyone deserves to be destitute to the point of killing themselves it's Boogie.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

It's really kind of an interesting idea if this one will last or not. I mean, how many more years can he have? He needs someone to take care of him now and clean his ass after he shits and stuff. And he said she's a stoner hippy chick, and she looks like the prototypical type. Always out of it, so maybe she's not fully aware of what's even happening. She also looks FAS/retarded as well. I'm hoping she wakes up and leaves him soon and we enter the inevitable suicide baiting and pity party before he dies.

I don't normally wish misery like that on anyone, but if anyone deserves to be destitute to the point of killing themselves it's Boogie.

The answer to how long she will hang around is short and sweet, once he starts falling and can't get up on his own anymore she'll disappear faster than David Copperfield.

 

[YaBoi]

Man, Steven's so nice and forgiving. He doesn't even block or refuse to speak to exes. He's a mature man who takes the high road in life.:



Scratch that:



He couldn't resist could he? Also pretty rich of him to hate her because "she lied about him on social media". This nigga does nothing but lie all day on social media. Him saying that she lied is a lie in itself.

 

[Particle Bored]

Man, Steven's so nice and forgiving. He doesn't even block or refuse to speak to exes. He's a mature man who takes the high road in life.:

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He couldn't resist could he? Also pretty rich of him to hate her because "she lied about him on social media". This nigga does nothing but lie all day on social media. Him saying that she lied is a lie in itself.

Confirmation he's counting sugar diggers as "exes."

 

[Hotel in Minsk]

Seeing footage of Boogie and his child bride walking around in public at hotels, playgrounds, and conventions trips me out a bit. Just take this latest video at the Arkansas Fair for example. While vlogging, the two of them are brushing past thousands of different people from all walks of life. I can't help but put myself in the shoes of some of these people in the background and seeing this pair out in public from their perspective. What must some of them be thinking? In most cases of bystanders who take notice, I'm guessing nothing good.
Front desk employees at hotels see all kinds of sketchy shit. But something tells me that the visual of checking these two in together sticks with them far more than any other random creep with their paid escort.

If the video of a 400+ lb. Boogie screaming in a hotel lobby while shirtless didn't do it, these vlogs also obliterate any remaining truth to the lie Steven's told about being crippled by social anxiety. Does Boogie experience a single moment of introspection after getting stared at by a middle-aged foreign woman for the 14th time that day, who appears to have "9-1-1" pre-dialed into her phone? What about the glares from concerned fathers who are accompanied by their teenaged daughters? I really do wonder. As much as his behavior implies he likes presenting himself publicly as an obvious pedophile, he's still very much concerned with what others think of him and his public image. I remember his meltdown that occurred when "Boogie is a pedo" threads blew up on subs like /r/H3H3productions as Trisha Peytas was calling him out.

What about Dezi? How can she not feel a wave of regret walking past groups of U. of Arkansas students at the fair who are active, drinking, and having a good time as is expected when they're 18-22? Fayetteville, AR is a college town after all. In a city with 73,500 people, almost half of them are under 24 y/o. Every time Boogie waddles out with her to a restaurant, event, bowling, bars, etc. they are surrounded by students her actual age having fun, dating each other, and who have their full lives ahead of them. Not only does she wish to be with them instead actually enjoying her youth, but knowing how insecure she is, it must be insanely embarrassing knowing that all they see in return is the morbidly obese 50 year old deathfat attached to her hip begging for selfies and asking "where's my hug"?.

 

[Rei is Shit.]

I mean yeah, it's hard to go wrong by just assuming anything that comes out of Boogie's mouth is complete fiction until proven otherwise, no matter how pointless, retarded, or easily disprovable a lie it might be. I just think it's funnier if he only insists on lying about his height because he is so fucking fat that he shrunk more than a standard deviation. The other reason I suspect it's legitimate denial is that it shaves a couple points off his BMI if he can convince himself he's 2-3 inches taller, not that it matters to anyone else since he's almost certainly balls out lying about his weight anyway, but he's the type to do shit like that.

Anyway since I had 20 minutes to kill I made a shitty attempt to sketch out deathfat anatomy (drawing is fun and I like to do dumb shit like this for practice, rate me autistic, I'll own it). I gave up near the end and just used the warp tool a bunch because my anatomy classes didn't prepare me for this.

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Here is a 5'10 400lb man overlaid on the photo

Here is 5'7 325

I think the proportions match 5'7 better

btw Mt. Dew lime green has an rgb value of 148,201,61

 

[Piece of Peace]

My god he's such a fucking faggot.

 

[Terfatron]

My god he's such a fucking faggot.

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He's the only thing blowing up.
Because he's fucking FAT!

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

My god he's such a fucking faggot.

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Well- aside from your toilet bowl anyway. What with your weight and the unearthly amounts of grease consumed on the daily... OH, and the diabetes. Those meds cause a lot of issues from what I've observed.

 

[White Devil]

Boogie beat diabetes like lowtax beat a bullet.

 

[Victim2988]

My god he's such a fucking faggot.

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"My videos are getting watched".

No. The booster effect with uglychildbride and the clickbait master kidbehindthecamera is already gone. He's back to the 20-30k. Everything he does has little effect and on the long term just alienate his core fans. His reputation is now terrible and he will never be able to go viral again. Only washed out creepers want to do collabs with him, the big ones are not answering his calls. He has totally lost control of his weight and his legs are purple. One day the fight money will be exhausted.
Things are actually really bad.

 

[Mr. 0]

if you read this you are boogie2988

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Man, Steven's so nice and forgiving. He doesn't even block or refuse to speak to exes. He's a mature man who takes the high road in life.:

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He couldn't resist could he? Also pretty rich of him to hate her because "she lied about him on social media". This nigga does nothing but lie all day on social media. Him saying that she lied is a lie in itself.

Having lots of exes is not the win he think it is. In fact it's a giant red flag.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

Other kiwis have mentioned it but Boogie having the mental maturely of a preteen is right. He so smug about trivial shit and is desperate to be cool , shit that preteens do. But the thing they grow out of it while Boogie is doing it when he is 48 years old. You can see it with the girlfriends , they are my soul mates the love of live but after they break up they are snakes and horrible women. He lies to keep the mask on but he does not hide his true intentions on twitter or on stream.

 

[Lugubrious]

Boogie always has these "do something stupid and get a boost in views" one thing I noticed that these blunders have usually netted him less and less views. He would get 100k+ for "i'm fat" or "i'm broke" videos. This new childbride era copying kidbehindthecamera video boost is marginally better but so far more longterm.

Sadly he is still like 85% less views than he was like 4 years ago.

Boogie once again asking his audience for content advice:

So basically nothing interesting. Who wants to see Boogie's boring ass life at home where he sits and watches Netflix? 'Activities out of home' is just travel content that hes been doing already. "Travel to rare places" literally makes no sense.... where the fuck is a rare place? Places aren't rare, anyone can travel to any place anytime, there isn't a finite amount of Disney Park visits. This guy is a moron.

 

[TVB]

It's like Boogie is begging everyone to watch his fatass sitting down for hours. It's total retardation.

 

[Windy Moors]

I'd watch if he was getting punched in the face for every video.