Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Blackstar]

He is SO done with this shit, see you guys in 5 minutes.

 

[RougeRed]

He is SO done with this shit, see you guys in 5 minutes.

That's one of the things I find so fascinating about gambling addicts. They keep coming back, and they never keep the promises to themselves about when to stop. He lost it all earlier and then "Oh shit, I forgot I have 20 bucks in my bank account". Another one from him is like when he says he's done. "I'm so done with this shit. That's it" *plays 3 more hands before ending the stream*. I've seen hard drug addicts with more self-control when it came to their addictions.

 

[SoggyToeHolster]

I love the death spiral he does in the last few minutes of every stream where he can see he is gonna lose everything and just goes through the motions saying he's gonna lose it all when he could just stop at literally any time

 

[Vebin]

"I gotta go guys. I'm so done with this shit"
>keeps playing and loses everything

 

[Heed Not]

Took 15 but he's back

He is SO done with this shit, see you guys in 5 minutes.

 

[Blackstar]

Took 15 but he's back

He probably spent that time smoking weed according to his chat posts

 

[cans.wav]

A different rage this time, he got killed in Runescape, tossed his headphones to the ground and ended.

 

[Near]

Killing it in Blackjack I see.
He likes to live dangerously. A real man stays on 5

 

[Meiwaku]

Now this is very autistic of me, but I am also a little bit lazy and a little bit busy rn so I cannot build this nor keep up our boi 24/7 waiting for his next mood to strike. So I have an idea.

Basically a program that could detect whenever he was streaming by motion on the section of the screen his camera is on or notifications etc. and instantly record that section of the screen until he cuts off and then it would package it in a cute little dated and timed file so we could have every tard rage. Every quote. Every bit of his unrepentant asinine nature to record for laughs .

There probably is a less niggerlicious way to do this. But I am a pajeet-tier coder.

Programmers pls do the Needful

 

[JT Marlin]

Another clip from the stream he just ended. At this point he's up from 50 USD he grifted from another streamer to 1000, cashes out 800 with all of his shit openly visible on screen (BTC address etc), and ends up losing the 200 USD he got left with the dumbest Blackjack play I have ever witnessed on Planet Earth. No tard rage, unfortunately, but still insanely funny how smug he gets.

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For the dox aficionado's on here, a high res screencap of his BTC address in case my fellow autists didn't find it yet:

Spoiler

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https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/btc/bc1qy28qnq8wr0793wrtu602rxlw4e3kgntavxg629

For the curious.

I'm very used to driving an hour from Pensacola to Biloxi in Mississippi and spending $200 for a weekend. If you just sit at the table with friends and use the little cheat sheet they give you, you can sit there for an entire evening and get free drinks. That's the fun of the game. If you're thinking you're going to walk out with any of that $200 left in pocket you're a fucking mark and they're going to gut you.

Well said.

Another strategy is to train yourself to play at a GTO level on 9/6 Jacks or Better machine. Pre-pandemic, you'll break even but the comps you score make it worth it. Sadly, post-pandemic a lot of casinos have cut back on their best comps so don't expect much.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

"I gotta go guys. I'm so done with this shit"
>keeps playing and loses everything

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His eternally pink eyes remind me of the pink Wojaks.

 

[Stan]

Like is it delusional or selective memory or is the dopamine hit so high that the losses get deleted in their mind. I've seen in the thread that studies have shown winning and losing fire up the same parts of the brain in MRI's but is there a conscious decision to ignore the massive list of L's just for that rare occasion where they think they've beat the house/system

It’s called the Gamblers Fallacy; because a certain favorable event happened more often than expected in the past DOES NOT affect its future performance. So when gamblers say things like “the deck is ripe” or “that slot machine is due for a payout”, or when Austin blames his parents if they’re in the room when he loses a spin on the internet slot machine. You think statistically independent events are somehow linked to your future outcome because you have a “hot hand” or a “lucky streak.”

it could also be in part a selection bias on Austin’s, where winning $600 on one spin is more memorable than losing all that money slowly in a series of losing spins/hands etc

I get strong “untreated ADHD” vibes from Austin. The way he flits from game to game, the lack of impulse control, the way he ragequits but comes back as soon as he gets more money, even the cocaine use sorta tracks. Sad if true; doesn’t excuse his behavior though.

 

[Probably An Autist]

You can't grab the file from the site but i was actually watching in mpv at the time so i have him losing 200usd cached, here is a recording

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I would check but my cache didn't go back that far

oh god it makes me so he doesn't split his fucking cards

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

It’s called the Gamblers Fallacy; because a certain favorable event happened more often than expected in the past DOES NOT affect its future performance. So when gamblers say things like “the deck is ripe” or “that slot machine is due for a payout”, or when Austin blames his parents if they’re in the room when he loses a spin on the internet slot machine. You think statistically independent events are somehow linked to your future outcome because you have a “hot hand” or a “lucky streak.”

it could also be in part a selection bias on Austin’s, where winning $600 on one spin is more memorable than losing all that money slowly in a series of losing spins/hands etc

I get strong “untreated ADHD” vibes from Austin. The way he flits from game to game, the lack of impulse control, the way he ragequits but comes back as soon as he gets more money, even the cocaine use sorta tracks. Sad if true; doesn’t excuse his behavior though.

WRONG. KEEP GAMBLING.

 

[inception_state]

Now this is very autistic of me, but I am also a little bit lazy and a little bit busy rn so I cannot build this nor keep up our boi 24/7 waiting for his next mood to strike. So I have an idea.

Basically a program that could detect whenever he was streaming by motion on the section of the screen his camera is on or notifications etc. and instantly record that section of the screen until he cuts off and then it would package it in a cute little dated and timed file so we could have every tard rage. Every quote. Every bit of his unrepentant asinine nature to record for laughs .

There probably is a less niggerlicious way to do this. But I am a pajeet-tier coder.

Programmers pls do the Needful

Kick seems to store the last few days of streams, plus it has a built-in feature called "clips" where other people can clip <1:00 segments. So really someone would just have to write a script to poll the site once a day or something and download the videos.

https://kick.com/bossmanjack

Here's a couple clips where Austin wins for once. The top one probably explains his bizarre obsession with the cat game, he actually won big on it once and therefore it is now "lucky".

And a bonus L:

Edit: smaller video sizes

 

[Kane lives in death]

Here's a couple clips where Austin wins for once. The top one probably explains his bizarre obsession with the cat game, he actually won big on it once and therefore it is now "lucky".
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The first thing he does after winning big is to go to his mother and PROUDLY yell at her MOM MOM I JUST WON 1000 DOLLARS

Actually pissed me off, what subhuman piece of garbage, thats the tone you use when you get a good job or finally manage to get your college degree, not when your parasitic free loader ass gets a medium sized win that you will piss away in 2 hours.

The fact that he thinks his parents would be proud of that shows how deranged he is, way past the point of no return

 

[Waifu Denier]

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WRONG. KEEP GAMBLING.

This actually is true in very specific certain circumstances. Generally, you shouldn't ever assume that the past outcomes of a game of chance impact the future outcomes, but enough of a lucky streak is indicative of different odds all together.
For example, if I flip a coin, call heads 5 times in a row, and get it right every time, chances are I was just extremely lucky, and the next flip is 50/50. If I get heads 50 times in a row, the chances that a fair coin got those outcomes are so astronomically low that if I weigh the probability I'm using a weighted coin vs the chance legitimately got 50 heads in a row, the next flip is almost certainly heads.

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Off Topic: Wondering if Austin gets anything in the will his betting addiction is so bad he would lose whatever he gets.

 

[Kees H]

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How are his parents accepting of his lifestyle? He gets allowance and just gambles it away on stream... this guy is completely addicted and they are enablers.

"I like to spin, in the long run you get more money out of spinning" - BossmanJack, 2023.

What a complete and utter fucking retard. That's not how any of this works, Austin.

Is anyone in the Discord he keeps talking about?

Yes, nothing much happens there, except for some brief drama between Alys0n and Austin that was screencapped by one of the based kiwi's that was fast enough to screenshot it (as he DFE'd it in like 15 seconds).

It’s called the Gamblers Fallacy; because a certain favorable event happened more often than expected in the past DOES NOT affect its future performance. So when gamblers say things like “the deck is ripe” or “that slot machine is due for a payout”, or when Austin blames his parents if they’re in the room when he loses a spin on the internet slot machine. You think statistically independent events are somehow linked to your future outcome because you have a “hot hand” or a “lucky streak.”

If you ever need to explain the gamblers fallacy to anyone, just show them 10 minutes of this fucker his streams. He is the walking example of it. I've never seen someone showing how the gamblers fallacy works so well as fucking BossmanJack.

 

[Idiot doing idiot things]

The first thing he does after winning big is to go to his mother and PROUDLY yell at her MOM MOM I JUST WON 1000 DOLLARS

Actually pissed me off, what subhuman piece of garbage, thats the tone you use when you get a good job or finally manage to get your college degree, not when your parasitic free loader ass gets a medium sized win that you will piss away in 2 hours.

The fact that he thinks his parents would be proud of that shows how deranged he is, way past the point of no return

What makes it even funnier, is that wins like this are a genuine achievement worth bragging about from his perspective, but $1000 isn't really that much money. If you have a decent full-time job, you get this weekly with no issues.

Hell, he already gets $200 per day as part of his Stake sponsorship, so as long as he plays with a hard weekly budget of $400, he gets to 'win' $1k from Stake every week, with an additional small possibility of getting a bonus from winning big in the pokies. God I love seeing this retard ruin his life, gambling addition is so fucking funny to me.