Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

He would even get the chance to utilize the ability of his weird gun to go through some outdated russian paratrooper armour, or whatever it was the gun-spergs were discussing recently in the thread.

He only needs a paintball gun.

 

[break these cuffs]

Oh I would to see him wandering around Ukraine looking for 5.7 and 40SW.

The best part is, you just know he'd find some redditor who hadn't managed to get himself killed yet running the same loadout.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's commemorating Fatrick. Make it from wood, like his prose.

Make it from salt, like his garden.

 

[grey area]

Out of all Rick's personalities, General Fatton is the one I loathe the most. Move to the back of the room and keep your mouth shut, child.

 

[SnufflePuff]

An account from General Fatton, retrieved from his surface pro, littered with stickers about stopping fascism:

“I am writing this on account of being surrounded by Russian stalker childs, and having no more ammo for my trusty 5-7 handgun. I had hoped to make a trek all the way through Ukraine and into Russia to stop the ultimate stalker child himself, Vladimir Putin. I believe this man to be responsible for the many felonious incidents against me and my family, not only limited to, felonious telephone harassment, felonious claims of black men farting into my wife’s vagina, and felonious pepperoni recipe theft. I had considered myself down and out for the count, until I remembered it. The water balloon filled with paint that I had kept in my shirt pocket. It had gone unnoticed through my journey on account of my massive gay breasts. But now was my time to shine. Watch close baby child’s, because it is time I had some fun.”

Fattons surface pro was found near a tank with a mysterious glob of green paint on the front, with fatton no where to be found.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Finally caught up with the thread and I gotta say Pat, you didn't disappoint!
From having a tard tantrum shouting ARREST HEEEM at Dan and being ignored and meekly trailing off like Chris Chan, to immediately going back to twitter and pretending everything is fine. Amazing stuff.
And the cherry on top: 27 pages of unfiltered seethe as you latch on to the non-existent hacking skills of a pajeet thats just as fat as you, having absolutely zero evidence to back up your claims AND TO TOP IT OFF: claiming the son of a federal judge is responsible for all your problems that could be prevented by using a block button.

It's not over yet though. He's gonna pay Quasi and squeal for a long time after he's paid. Will he get in trouble for a pajeets faildox? Never a dull moment as Pat keeps digging himself into deeper trouble.

Bravo Pat! Bravo!

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

The more I see him act like a retarded attention whore the more I believe he's calling the cops on himself

My current theory is that some are legit, those are the 2-3 ones where we have video/audio of him freaking out. The other 30-40 of them are all self-called to bump the numbers up, use for pity points, and what really cemented my belief in this is was seeing him reference the SWATings in the legal doc.

 

[Broadside]

For those of you that don’t want a Lowtax ending, I submit this piece of evidence for your consideration (read bottom up).
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Have you noticed how Progressive Pat never talks about issues that actual leftists care about, like the minimum wage or whatever.

No, it's only ever the shit NBC pump out the night before. He's so desperate for his precious little "contributing writer" status back (even though it was literally just some satire article he wrote that I doubt anyone read). He is fixated on other's opinion of him, hence why the Pests are so nightmarish for him.

And he is narcissistic enough to want an out-group to safely hate and pour scorn on, but he isn't brave enough to be right wing and do it.

But yeah, I'm sure shithole slavistan nation #109 winning a war will erase your debt and life's mistakes, Patrick

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Have you noticed how Progressive Pat never talks about issues that actual leftists care about, like the minimum wage or whatever.

That's because Pat is a conservative, child. Sure, he agrees with whatever lefty Twitter talks about at any given moment, but he's only halfway in favor of gun control, so that's got to count for something. Probably aiming for the token Respectable Conservative™ slot on some trashy politics show.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Slightly off topic, but I've been thinking about the theory that Pat is responsible for the SWATings. Many believe he can't be because he is not smart enough to think of it. I disagree, mainly because I don't think it requires a 125 IQ to think "I'll SWAT myself to sue the MPD or for attention."

Pat is definitely the type of person to think of this "plan" while also thinking the dangers of SWATing he talks about on TV will never happen to him, just like I'm sure he's thought he's OK to drive after 10 Buds at Hoolies because a wreck won't happen to me! He talks about how SWATing literally kills people but neglects to realize that doing it himself won't make him, Nikki, and the cats immortal.

Recall the movie Fargo, which is one thing I am certain Pat isn't smart enough to appreciate. William Macy's character orchestrates a kidnapping of his wife so he can split the money with the criminals and himself. His wife ends up murdered, Macy goes to jail, and their son is essentially orphaned. Pat is "smart" enough to think this up, but is dumb enough to think it's a great idea that'll actually work. He thought printing screenshots in his 27 page Fatifesto would work, too.

I think the best evidence that Patrick swatted himself was the fact that he was butt ass naked the first time it happened.

I'm sure he's smart enough to know that the dangers with swatting is the police erroneously thinking you have a weapon hidden in your clothes line. So his thought process would've been "No clothes, no hidden weapon, no problem".

 

[Divine right to rule]

Have you noticed how Progressive Pat never talks about issues that actual leftists care about, like the minimum wage or whatever.

No, it's only ever the shit NBC pump out the night before. He's so desperate for his precious little "contributing writer" status back (even though it was literally just some satire article he wrote that I doubt anyone read). He is fixated on other's opinion of him, hence why the Pests are so nightmarish for him.

And he is narcissistic enough to want an out-group to safely hate and pour scorn on, but he isn't brave enough to be right wing and do it.

But yeah, I'm sure shithole slavistan nation #109 winning a war will erase your debt and life's mistakes, Patrick

He cares about feminism and BLM, not the economic leftism.
He is also full of toxic masculinity, so he will never fit in anyway.

 

[grapeshark77]

This was a few pages back, but the Wisconsin Court site should update (probably next week?) with the debt being satisfied if Pat actually does pay Quasi.

Pat's politics are wild, I don't think he actually believes in anything. He's conservative but hates all Republicans. He's liberal but hates Bernie Sanders. He loves war but probably thinks Biden is a little too "leftist".

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I think the best evidence that Patrick swatted himself was the fact that he was butt ass naked the first time it happened.

I'm sure he's smart enough to know that the dangers with swatting is the police erroneously thinking you have a weapon hidden in your clothes line. So his thought process would've been "No clothes, no hidden weapon, no problem".

ah but you've forgotten something important: patrick can't unequip his fat rolls. the cops couldn't possibly guess as to what deadly weapons he has hidden in his flabs.

 

[RussianParasite]

But yeah, I'm sure shithole slavistan nation #109 winning a war will erase your debt and life's mistakes, Patrick

I think what bothers me most about Pat and others like him is that the war is just a Star Wars movie but not in space. They have no concept that it is impacting real people and permenantly fucking up their lives on both sides. I have close personal friends that had to escape Russia to avoid conscription for a bullshit war they want no part of, and others that were in Kherson when they were woken up one morning by loudspeakers telling them they were, as of that moment, now a part of Russia. These people have now lost almost everything as a result of the war, but a fat faggot with bitch tits is going to tell people to throw paint balloons at tanks while he sits comfortably out of harms way under his fart blanket.

Anyone comparing an IRL war to Star Wars or Lord of the Rings (ORCS LOL!!!!) should off themselves.

Pat's politics are wild, I don't think he actually believes in anything. He's conservative but hates all Republicans. He's liberal but hates Bernie Sanders. He loves war but probably thinks Biden is a little too "leftist".

Pat’s politics and beliefs are actually quite simple: what can he tweet that will give him the most internet points? He puts his fat, hoof hands up to the wind and tries to gauge the direction of current year thought on Twitter. That then becomes his (temporary) belief.

 

[Man In A Dress]

Could someone explain to me what exactly happened back when Pats subpeona was quashed?
I'm not sure if quashing meant both Google+Cloudflare told Pat "fuck off, we're not turning over info to a niggeroni consumer" or did a judge decide this was bullshit and put a stop to his attempt to get information. I assume the 32k is Quasi's lawyer fees.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

He would even get the chance to utilize the ability of his weird gun to go through some outdated russian paratrooper armour, or whatever it was the gun-spergs were discussing recently in the thread.

Best part is, even IF he had the proper armor piercing rounds, they wouldn't penetrate the outdated Russian armor contemporary to the P90's development, much less the current stuff.

 

[polyester]

So, this week has been a ride.

Timeline of the Contempt Hearing week

• Monday: Pat files his delusional 27-page pro se manifesto, insisting he needs a 2-month delay to find lawyers.
• Tuesday: Quasi's lawyer files a motion objecting to the delay.
• Tuesday (just before 5 pm): Pat hires the lawyers James Dickerson and Meghan McCabe of O'Flaherty Law.
• Wednesday: Pat's lawyers file a motion asking for a 1-month delay to familiarize themselves with the case.
• Thursday (before 10 am): Both sides' lawyers reach an agreement that Pat will pay.
• Thursday (10 am): The Contempt Hearing takes place, but is short because the judge simply approves the agreement.

Why did Pat change course?

So, what got Pat to change course from "I'll never pay" boasts and loony-manifesto on Monday, to meekly consenting to pay via lawyers on Thursday?
THEORIES:

1) He came to his senses by himself.​

2) Niki talked him down.​

3) His mother-in-law, Lynne Robinson, intervened.​

4) The SFWA intervened.​

With SFWA involvement?

Option (4) has already been discussed here and on the other forum. The theory is that if it becomes public record exactly how much, and with what conditions, the SFWA funded Pat's lolsuit, this could lead to them losing their status as a charity.
So maybe they intervened and got Pat to quit his debt-evasion circus to ensure he doesn't end up in a debtor's exam. Maybe they even covered the whole debt for him to get him to agree.

I think that's far-fetched, though, as it would involve new risks, and new hard-to-explain costs, for the SFWA. Smarter for them to just stay out of it at this point.

Without SFWA involvement?

I think options (1) to (3) should not be discounted.

There are many reasons why Pat and Niki themselves would absolutely want to avoid opening their finances to a judge and to the public:

• Confirming Pat's low book sales income would humiliate him. The Pests would never let him live it down. It might even be the end of him getting book signing slots at conventions.
• If Pat still earns his living as a predatory insurance salesman targeting old people, that would not go over well with his holier-than-thou Twitter following and victimhood-focused media-tour connections.
• Niki's defunct "SEO business" was likely a sham. (If so, then Lynne must have been involved.)
• Pat and Niki both likely committed PPP fraud.
• If the SFWA funding for Pat's lolsuit was a gift (rather than a loan), then he owes taxes on it and the pests would be eager to inform the IRS.
• If Pat ever paid a swatting service, then unmasking his crypto account(s) might lead to that being exposed.
• Probably lots more embarassing or incriminating stuff we don't even suspect.

As much as Pat wanted to prevent a Quasi win, he must have wanted to prevent a debtor's exam even more.
So all it would have taken for him to give up his previous course of action (uncooperativeness and delays), is the realization that this course was close to putting him in a spot where exposing his finances could no longer be avoided.
Such as being held in jail for contempt, and then being transported directly from jail to a forced debtor's exam where Niki (who would crack more easily than him) would bring all his documents.

He could have realized that by himself, or Niki/Lynne/etc. could have explained it to him.
I don't think any conspiratorial SWFA involvment was necessary for that.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm leaning towards "his new lawyer told him on Thursday morning to do exactly as he was told in court or he would go directly to jail" and therefore no it doesn't really count morally because he only said it under duress stalker. The court was still wrong, the judgement is still invalid and no payment will be made. He was just doing what had to be done to defend himself from further miscarriage of so-called justice. He's the defendant, you can hardly fault him from defending himself by any means necessary when forced to do so.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Rick's pundit career goal is to be the Colmes in the Hannity and Colmes equation, but as the foil to some guy like Don Lemon. They may disagree on gun control, but they are in full agreement that it took too long for the saunas to open in their gyms after lockdown - Lemon and Lard, Weeknights 9pm ET.

 

[Broadside]

Pat’s politics and beliefs are actually quite simple: what can he tweet that will give him the most internet points? He puts his fat, hoof hands up to the wind and tries to gauge the direction of current year thought on Twitter. That then becomes his (temporary) belief.

Nailed it there.

Just wanna say if Pat IS the one SWATing himself, then he's knowingly caused Nikki to develop PTSD and will terrorize her until he's satisfied. Fucked up if true.