Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Is it just me or are all these weirdos from ages past starting to crop up again? I haven't thought about Maddox since someone made fun of his dumb bedroom and even then it wasn't that funny but here he is, flinging shit like he never faded away. Maybe it's just all this news about Chris Chan bumbling around twitter but it seems weird to me.

we're nearing the end of the series called earth, its like how every stupid character comes back in the final season of a beloved show. by the end of the year the planet gets hit by a metor.

 

[RussianParasite]

Asterios may be a fat half Chinese half Greek piece of shit.

That may be, but he’s really the only one that seems to have cobbled together a normal, happy life after TBPITU ended. It took Dax getting pissy at him for revealing a “personal secret” that everyone knew anyway (and was an excuse for Dax not to help him with the lawsuit) for him to get jettisoned, but he seemed happy last I checked in. Glad he got away from all of that TBH.

Am I the only person here that used to like Maddox

I did as well. His humor was edgy and dumb, but a kind of edgy and dumb that I found funny for some reason. Realized he is an actual Lolcow around the time the “old show” ended, but I read his website a lot in the early 2000s.

 

[genericwhitemale]

lmaoo

"Maddox is a gay, bald nigger with AIDS" needs to be added to random_text.txt

 

['Ole Dente]

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Lesson from the near-hour video is to never become a "comedian" as a career choice, much less join the LA-based comedy scene; they all seem deranged and pathetic, be they a web 1.0 website comedian who hasn't been relevant since 2006, a Youtuber who makes a living reading off Reddit posts for content, and the many "male feminist" comedians of LA who get their LA journalist friends to write puff pieces for them:

 

[Mad At The Intranet]

Great video as always, Maddox. Here's hoping that evil Justin Whang takes it to heart and helps fund treatment for your AIDS as a gesture of goodwill.

 

[Netizennameless]

this nigger looks like keffals.

And an Amazon Basics version of Jeff Bezos somehow

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

also had no idea who Maddox was before this.

You should look up the LOLsuit, he was one of the first cows to try and sue people for making fun of him on the internet. It's what basically started Nick Rekieta's channel back in the day.

It is genuinely, to this day, one of the funniest things a lolcow has ever done imo.

 

[Golden Boy]

No matter how many good points Maddox has, he will always be a cuck.

 

[cia-log]

Was never a whang fan, but I did like Maddox a lot when I was a kid back in the day. At this point I've come to expect that early internet figures would completely lose it to stay relevant, but like, Christ dude, it's over. The days of tabbing between ebaumsworld/emailsfromanasshole/newgrounds are over, pack it up and move on.

 

[Givi]

This is exactly the type of subhuman that never should have been allowed to have an internet connection. Imagine being mad because somebody called AssRapistDude1488 called you a bald, AIDS-riddled nigger on a forum. You have to be completely humorless and MATI to take something like that seriously at all.

 

[Netizennameless]

I think I Am Better Than Your Kids/Crappy Children's Art was considered acceptable at the time because Maddox was still well liked. I thought it was retarded when it was new but whatever

It was funny because it's objectively true but nobody expects children to be better than an adult. His autistic rant about it was weird and novel, like shock jocks at the time. The 80's and early-mid 90's were very stuffy times compared to today. Edgy, asshole humor was in demand because everything else in media was mostly sanitized for politeness or highly cartoonish.

 

[Bathhouse Owner]

Retard and Big fucking Pedophile (who should bite a bullet) Vito has commented on the matter.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I'm just here to remind people that while, yes Maddox is a seething faggot who hasn't done anything funny in at least 15 years, Whang is still a trannychaser that follows, likes and retweets Keffals and other pedophile faux-fems on Twitter so my only opinion on this is "lmao".

Whang is probably the only person in the world who is a Sam Hyde fan and supports Keffals. It's fucking weird.

 

[Summer of George]

"Lowtax's greatest hits include Something Awful, and women."
Okay, George, I'll give ya that one.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

i stayed up to clip this so you better fucking enjoy

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video was a banger tho wtf happened to maddox

What a self own.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Retard and Big fucking Pedophile (who should bite a bullet) Vito has commented on the matter.

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Man you could tell me nothing about Vito before any given interaction and I'd still hate him.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

some interesting comments

 

[Glowie]

To be honest I don't remember much about Maddox outside when he tried to do Andrew Tate in web 1.0 with guide to manliness and declaring himself as the greatest troll. Usually when someone states case they're most hypersensitive faggots on the web. Lo and behold a decade later he is a cuck with a receding hairline. He fell like Lowtax, only difference being he's barely alive

 

[JJLiautaud]

Come to think of it, I cannot name any comedian (especially internet ones) that remained funny as they aged. They all grew unfunny, bitter, angry, vile, and jaded as they grew older. Funnyman half-life is indeed a sad thing...

Norm got funnier as he aged.