Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Ogre Magi]

Was he an only child? I've never heard mention of siblings, that's also probably going to contribute to the attachment a bit.

He has a brother who seems like he's doing fine, so this isn't the case.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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Holds on 12, hits on 15, holds on 13. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it.

 

[A_right_horrorshow]

He has a brother who seems like he's doing fine, so this isn't the case.

Good for them, they've broke even in the genetic gamble. One failure in every sense of the word and a successfully normal one to carry on their lineage.

 

[YarrBlueballs]

Holds on 12, hits on 15, holds on 13. I wouldn't believe it if I didn't see it.

I know next to nothing about card games outside of cheesing them in New Vegas, but isn't that exactly the opposite of what you're supposed to do to mathematically get the best chances to win?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I know next to nothing about card games outside of cheesing them in New Vegas, but isn't that exactly the opposite of what you're supposed to do to mathematically get the best chances to win?

It's not about the odds*, it's about the thrill! Imagine how good you feel when you win twenty bucks off a single hand of blackjack. It's exciting, it's a rush. Now imagine winning a hand of blacjack when you're playing like a retard. Terrible odds and you still manage to win fuck yeah pog as bitch! You're so fucking good at gambling you can play with one-arm tied behind your back and still make money!

*he's too retarded to understand odds

 

[Bigbadyeet]

I know next to nothing about card games outside of cheesing them in New Vegas, but isn't that exactly the opposite of what you're supposed to do to mathematically get the best chances to win?

Yes and there are legitimate reasons why you stand at 12 and hit at 15, it depends on the dealers cards really.. here’s a common ‘cheat sheet’. Yesterday he stood on 12 as the dealer had 4, which is the correct play according to this anyway.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

Watching this man perpetually skim rock bottom is fascinating.

I've watching him yoyo on blackjack from $100 to $5 for the past 10 minutes. The most risk aversion he can manage is to halve his bets.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Bossmanjack has become one of my favorite lolcows on this site. For once we have someone who isn't a troon and is honestly just classic lolcow fun.

Watching Austin's streams live with the Kiwi chat has been some of the most fun I've ever had on this site.
While it's obvious he will blow all his money in the end, the real fun comes from being on an emotional rollercoaster with this absolute moron. Seeing him reach the highs of making hundreds on roulette to him blowing it all on cat slots, it's all one hell of a ride. The spergouts when he loses are just the cherry on top.
Thanks to OP for making the thread and thanks to Josh for highlighting Austin on MATI. Here's one out for all fellow jackers.
And remember

THE HOUSE AND KIWI ALWAYS WIN!

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[R00T]

my suspicion is that the "dealers" are just retards for hire and not actual casino dealers, as proper dealers are slick.

I kinda thought the dealers were ai generated. They have programs now to help them make training videos for companies I could see them being a scan of a real person just made to flip cards.

 

[Relinquish]

Austin's narcissism can't let people call him a pussy, so if someone in the chat challenges him to win you get this

 

[dumbledore]

Austin's narcissism can't let people call him a pussy, so if someone in the chat challenges him to win you get this
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In this case it wasn't the chat, he was literally talking to himself lmao.

 

[Relinquish]

he was literally talking to himself

Austin decided to skip the part where he succeeded

 

[Ethereal Eye]

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Austin decided to skip the part where he succeeded

In other words "My schizo demons egg me on to do stupid shit like bet away all of my money and beg my mom for more money to waste on said bets"

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

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Austin decided to skip the part where he succeeded

So...he projects his hatred of himself onto imaginary "haters" to inspire himself to milk his paypigs, scam, and gamble more? A.K.A. the things he does that turned him into a self-hating loser in the first place?

That's pretty fuckin' stupid!

 

[GET!]

Clearly they're sick of his shit, and yea they enable him by just allowing him to stream every night, but then again he's a fully grown adult so they can't really enforce any rules like "no Internet"

They absolutely could. Just becoming an adult doesn’t exempt you from any rules given by your parents as long as you live in their house rent free

They could tell him “this has gone too far, we are cutting off all of your internet connections. You can live here, but if you want income you have to get a job.” They don’t, presumably out of fear he would simply fly the nest and end up dead on the street - but if they never take the chance they have completely and utterly failed their child.

Jack is a disgusting piece of human waste but very few addictions of such debilitating proportions survive without enablers.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

They could tell him “this has gone too far, we are cutting off all of your internet connections. You can live here, but if you want income you have to get a job.” They don’t, presumably out of fear he would simply fly the nest and end up dead on the street - but if they never take the chance they have completely and utterly failed their child.

You lose 100% of the bets you don't take.

 

[Stan]

Ironically enough gambling is probably the only way he feels he can make a living. Perhaps it's the only thing he knows...

Meh, he knows how to steal the change out of random cars parked on the curb. I think the felony conviction is what holds him back from just getting a job already.

 

[dumbledore]

I think the felony conviction is what holds him back from just getting a job already.

Have you watched any of his streams? He is a manchild, he never worked a real job.

 

[break these cuffs]

Meh, he knows how to steal the change out of random cars parked on the curb. I think the felony conviction is what holds him back from just getting a job already.

Basically every big box store, chain restaurant, supermarket, gas station, fast food place, etc I've driven past over the last 2 years is hiring. They were so desperate coming out of covid fucking McDonalds was giving $300 bonuses if you lasted a month. Those are just the places you can walk into at noon and be on a closing shift. This nigger can work. There are a fuck ton of jobs. He can probably work a week a gas station, get fired, and then repeat for the next year at new ones. Places are that desperate. Austin isn't trying to open a daycare with a DV charge after finding god and turning his life around or some shit.

 

[Meiwaku]

He just unbanned his lover Alyson live on stream, after she allegedly asked his mods for nudes and sent them nudes. She sent him a 27$ juicer for unban.
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