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I wanted to believe it was like a meta joke about the faces people make in Youtube thumbnails but all the rest of this guy's software has it too, Downie is just by far the funniest

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These would look okayish with regular heads.

Looks like what someone can do in Corel in 40 minutes. Probably a project they don't care about and want to do fast/cheap and chill for the day
 
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I want to believe this is a return to the good old days of "lol it's vulgar" names for stuff like NESticle and GIMP but I assume it's just that they're that stupid and don't realize what "downie" means
Maybe I'm assuming they're smarter than they actually are, but when I see a name like that, I get the feeling they're aiming for an outrage article that'll promote their software, and then they can follow up with a crocodile tears apology and rename it to show they're ackshually the good guys.
 
Maybe I'm assuming they're smarter than they actually are, but when I see a name like that, I get the feeling they're aiming for an outrage article that'll promote their software, and then they can follow up with a crocodile tears apology and rename it to show they're ackshually the good guys.
if they can't afford a real artist then they also can't afford Kira to fire up the Death Note, either
 
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Saw this ugly shit at the top of my YouTube homepage.

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I wish there was a way to opt out of this nonsense, there has never been a YouTube banner that has been relevant to me. It’s always niggo this and girldick that. Nothing for normal people. Where’s ‘Getting the most out of your lawn’ or ‘What to plant on your borders to help the bees’.
 
Saw this ugly shit at the top of my YouTube homepage.

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I wish there was a way to opt out of this nonsense, there has never been a YouTube banner that has been relevant to me. It’s always niggo this and girldick that. Nothing for normal people. Where’s ‘Getting the most out of your lawn’ or ‘What to plant on your borders to help the bees’.
Blonde in the Bottom Left Corner..is a fucking Tranny.
 
Why does everyone talk about Apple fanboys being mindless drones? I have noticed Apple fans are more able to recognize Apple's faults than Linux people, who say Apple is bad and the fanboys are smug and then ignore how garbage their own community is. It's filled with smug people who have a hive-mind mentality and never acknowledge the faults of their trash software.
 
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