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[HahaYes]

Local 6'5 behemoth troon gets a nice reality check when he goes on an outing with a T&H woman. I feel for the poor actual woman who ran into him in the bathroom.

L | A

Checklist:

• Visibly trans and doesn't pass at all by his own admission
• Reasonably tall
• Wants to be a "5'5 petite skinny girl", specifically a teenage one even though he's 18 (not a fetish btw)
• Dresses "goth"
• """Girlmode"""

He's under a brand new account so no pictures yet, hopefully he does post pictures at some point. If he's dressing "goth" he'll look like something out of a clown show, especially if it's actually true that someone told him he reminded them of rocky horror to his face.

 

[ThatsaBigBitch]

Omg you remind me of Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Only a troon could misconstrue this devastating roast into a compliment jfc


I know we’ve got no pics but I’m sure Frank doesn‘t deserve this.

 

[TruffleSpark]

And who propagandised you to believe that they would care about your tranny ass? All you troons are are a money pot to them. They save their care and concern for patients what have real medical issues.

That and doctors have been bullied into fearing for their jobs if they don't affirm these lunatics. So even the ones who aren't money grubbing sociopaths aren't going to push back because it's not worth losing a career over.

 

[glass_houses]

Only a troon could misconstrue this devastating roast into a compliment jfc


I know we’ve got no pics but I’m sure Frank doesn‘t deserve this.

Frank was a transvestite, not a troon. Transvestites don't take themselves seriously. It's a performance and if other people don't like it, the transvestite doesn't care. Troons have utterly no sense of humour or self depreciation, and have a narcissistic pathological need to be constantly told how gorgeous and amazing they are.

 

[Screamer_2]

Honestly they should clarify who topped and who bottomed. I know it's private or whatever but this is serious, the viewers need to know.

If we're to be convinced that genital preference is "weird" and "gross." We kind of do need to know what goes on in the bedroom.

On Reddit there was actually one of the few reasonable to Christian discussions. It was to do with him not saying they had sex. That the typical straight definition is not the same for gays, lesbians etc. Where penetration isn't considered necessary for it to be sex.

 

[winlocker]

Local 6'5 behemoth troon gets a nice reality check when he goes on an outing with a T&H woman. I feel for the poor actual woman who ran into him in the bathroom.
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L | A

Checklist:

• Visibly trans and doesn't pass at all by his own admission
• Reasonably tall
• Wants to be a "5'5 petite skinny girl", specifically a teenage one even though he's 18 (not a fetish btw)
• Dresses "goth"
• """Girlmode"""

He's under a brand new account so no pictures yet, hopefully he does post pictures at some point. If he's dressing "goth" he'll look like something out of a clown show, especially if it's actually true that someone told him he reminded them of rocky horror to his face.

He should get his shins removed.

 

[Next Task]

Then the sex, what does that even mean? Hand jobs? Oral? Anal? Reciprocol?

Honestly they should clarify who topped and who bottomed. I know it's private or whatever but this is serious, the viewers need to know.

Where penetration isn't considered necessary for it to be sex.

Knowing nothing about the show or the couple except what's been posted here, it's quite likely that the troon blew the guy, hence 'sex'. There might have been more, there even might have been less - a handjob maybe - but I'd be guessing that's where the line is. And, for that matter, that at least one article of clothing stayed on for both of them.

The guy doesn't have had to do anything for the troon for it to count, especially in the troon's mind. After all, he ropes in a 'straight' guy, that proves he passes. Of course it could have gone much, much further than that, but based on how that conversation is described, I'd assume far less rather than more. After all, what was that stat around Bill Clinton, that something like half of all men didn't think of a blowjob as sex?

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I'm a few episodes behind but I really don't understand what Christian's deal is. It seems like he wants to be all progressive, "sure I'd date a trans." Then push comes to shove with the reality of it he seems not into it. The body language of him on the edge of the bed, body leaning away. Yet then they have sex. Did he just figure he has to? My wife and I speculated he was closeted before we saw him seemingly repulsed by her. Then the sex, what does that even mean? Hand jobs? Oral? Anal? Reciprocol? As the wife likes to constantly point out. "When they get naked, it's just two dudes."

Also with Cleo. There's the validation of a straight guy shagging her. There's also the aspect of a guy wanting to brag about getting laid. When Christian is being coy about what went down. That's actually how most cis women (who aren't fat) would want a guy to be. So ironically Cleo was upset Christian was giving her the respect most cis women would want.

His deal can be summed up in two easy words: Prison Gay

 

[Spangled Drongo]

I'm a few episodes behind but I really don't understand what Christian's deal is. It seems like he wants to be all progressive, "sure I'd date a trans." Then push comes to shove with the reality of it he seems not into it. The body language of him on the edge of the bed, body leaning away. Yet then they have sex. Did he just figure he has to? My wife and I speculated he was closeted before we saw him seemingly repulsed by her. Then the sex, what does that even mean? Hand jobs? Oral? Anal? Reciprocol? As the wife likes to constantly point out. "When they get naked, it's just two dudes."

Also with Cleo. There's the validation of a straight guy shagging her. There's also the aspect of a guy wanting to brag about getting laid. When Christian is being coy about what went down. That's actually how most cis women (who aren't fat) would want a guy to be. So ironically Cleo was upset Christian was giving her the respect most cis women would want.

When I heard there was going to be an "autistic trans woman" this time I rolled my eyes so hard. And the fact "she" is with a straight man made me wonder just how much of a trainwreck it'd be - I haven't watched this season but from the way he's described, Christian sounds like your bog standard 30-something bachelor, probably considers himself tolerant and open minded but hasn't thought much about what this whole gender ideology really is all about. But clearly he did not take the time to put two and two together & realise the "woman" he's dating is in fact still a man no matter how much he tries to change his appearance through hormones and surgery.

I recall reading a few stories from guys in the same situation who'd slept with troons - excluding the obvious twig & berries, they'd describe things like the complete lack of curves and the skin texture making it obvious that they were sleeping with a man. Then there was the poor bastard who'd actually stuck it in a stinkditch and described it as feeling more like he was fucking an oversized belly button. Dave Chappelle wasn't kidding when he called it Beyond Pussy. I believe it was a greentext but can't find it at the moment.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

Didn't Christian "fall in love" with the Troon on TikTok? I am not a tiktok user, but I could imagine him watching her dress up and dance, dick in hand thinking "I can do this". He probably couldn't tell how giant the Troon was on that tiny screen, then they meet in person and she's not a little anime girl at all, she's a lanky, autistic dude.

 

[Free the Pedos]

He should get his shins removed.

And kill fiddy men?

 

[Syikeblade]

AGP fetishing having kids
It's amazing how delusional they are about everything, even saw another post about wanting to be a stay at home wife.

 

[Wallace]

 

[saintJogger]

He should get his shins removed.

Then we'd finally have a picture of him.

 

[monstrous bubo]

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Only if they were blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

How do our male kiwis feel about this manly male bro-talk? Is it more imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or does it make your skin crawl and bile rise in your throat like the troons' cum-soaked girl-talk does for women kiwis?

I couldn't finish reading that it is the cringiest thing I've ever seen. No man in the history of ever talks like that. If one of my friends started talking like that I'd take him to the hospital assuming he was having a psychotic episode or a stroke. Gives me a new understanding of the disgust women kiwis feel when troons attempt to talk like women. I hope troons and pooners can bring men and women together over our mutual disgust.

 

[winlocker]

Only if they were blowed off by a Japanman's machine gun

Would a jew's scalpel and bonesaw work?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Also I wrote Chloe instead of Cleo, but whatever.

Could be worse, you could have spelled it Chole, like Matt Vickers did on his fucking daughters birth certificate

 

[glass_houses]

Could be worse, you could have spelled it Chole, like Matt Vickers did on his fucking daughters birth certificate

These things happen...

 

[Nick Obre]

Medical practitioners just won't listen or care about me.

And who propagandised you to believe that they would care about your tranny ass? All you troons are are a money pot to them. They save their care and concern for patients what have real medical issues.

Why the fuck did any of us deserve this torture?

Your sick and degenerate sexual fetish and uwu fantasy caused you to deserve it, deserve it all. As soon as you realise this and come to terms with it, then change and peace of mind may be possible. Until then, suffer. Cope, sneed, and cry about it

"What did I do to deserve this?"

Well, you literally asked for it.

Oh, you didn't ask for it directly. But consequences come with the package.

Can't get the stink off
He's been hanging round for days
Comes like a comet
Suckered you but not your friends
One day he'll get to you
And teach you how to be a holy cow

You do it to yourself, you do
and that's what really hurts
You do it to yourself, just you
you and no-one else
You do it to yourself
You do it to yourself