What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Executive Petrel]

Bugs and pod and something soy.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

here's an interesting "web 1.0" Gnosticism site I stumbled across with Wiby -- not saying I believe it here:

Trick of the Light: How souls are recycled in the moon and sun

 

[Betonhaus]

Remember: He ordered U.S. Troops to leave Syria, and the Pentagon simply ignored the order and kept people there. He once suggested drone striking Cartel bases to just get the fuck over with them and the glowniggers panicked hard about how he "just couldn't do that", and when he asked why (knowing he routinely approved similar strikes in the ME) they just went "Well you.. you just can't ok?!?"

Now I'm wondering if there are glowies at these bases.

 

[MoffAlbert]

I just noticed within a few months of having cable again (I'm not paying for it) that many TV shows seen to be sped up faster to facilitate more ads. It's not so much a conspiracy so much as an observation. The reason I noticed it was because I was watching reruns of King of the Hill, and the theme song's tempo was noticeably sped up. This is probably old news by now, but it's something I just noticed because I haven't had cable or satellite TV from 2016 until now.

I have a feeling TV shows will continue to be sped up by slow increments to allow more ads and keep dinosaur media alive as the years pass.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Now I'm wondering if there are glowies at these bases.

You replied to the wrong thread, but that is a complete certainty.

I just encountered this one recently but it knocked over all my skeptical inquiry so quickly I basically consider it fact, and the only reason it might be in conspiracy territory is because journos seem deliberately uncurious about it.

tl;dr Barack Obama is acting as a shadow POTUS

You forgot the best piece of evidence: Obama literally saying he would have a stand in puppet instead of himself for a 3rd term.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/obama/video-2303768/Video-Obama-jokes-term-missing-fascinating-work.html

Clip from a Colbert interview in the exact moment he says so. Sorry for the absolute cancer website that is the Daily Mail.

 

[Betonhaus]

I just noticed within a few months of having cable again (I'm not paying for it) that many TV shows seen to be sped up faster to facilitate more ads. It's not so much a conspiracy so much as an observation. The reason I noticed it was because I was watching reruns of King of the Hill, and the theme song's tempo was noticeably sped up. This is probably old news by now, but it's something I just noticed because I haven't had cable or satellite TV from 2016 until now.

I have a feeling TV shows will continue to be sped up by slow increments to allow more ads and keep dinosaur media alive as the years pass.

Oh yeah, I've noticed that they seem to shave seconds off scenes all the time. You'd rewatch something and a certain scene would have a pregnant pause or even a sentence missing, with the rest the same

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

hmm....

 

[Roland TB-303]

I’m starting to entertain the idea that at least some of the Hawaiian fires were deliberately ignited by laser weapons. There’s one video which shows all these shots around Maui of obliterated buildings, outdoor furniture and the like and in every shot the blue objects are left intact. Blue umbrellas, bins, signposts you name it. If they were photoshopped in fair enough I concede but they weren’t doctored because everything around those objects are reduced to smouldering remains. Then the video shows a laser weapon blasting all these coloured squares. The red, green and yellow ones get torched while not affecting the blue one at all. I’m fuzzy on the why but my best guess is to buy up the land for cheap.

 

[Space Police]

I believe a shadow government of elites and CEOs has had control over US politics for a while. This shadow government probably made Trump president to destabilize US politics and test how much bad behaviour a president could get away with so that they could allow a president to brazenly serve their interests and get people to docilely and impotently consoom social media/cable news political theatre rage bait nonstop. They probably let Biden win because of the uncontrollable outrage a second Trump term would cause, especially right after the summer of Floyd (which I also believe is an outrage the elites engineered for more destabilization). I also think Desantis has been selected by the shadow government to be the next US president -- his Guantanamo Bay career and Ivy League education indicate connections to the elites, Fox News is throwing their weight behind him, plus he overturned the law saying he couldn't run for president while he was governor with little/no resistance or outrage. The polls showing Desantis is far behind Trump have probably been manipulated so that people think he has no chance. They want people to think Trump is the real threat, even though Trump will be in jail before the election. As long as people think of Trump as the big bad, they won't get outraged over Desantis doing the same things Trump did but more quietly and efficiently. Don't think Desantis won't try for a third term of president when he gets in, because he will.

Also, Hollywood productions have always been elaborate propaganda pieces made to sell a narrative. War films like Top Gun are funded by and made with the cooperation of the US military because they glamourize the US army and are pretty good recruitment ads. The US military also funds and cooperates in the production of Marvel movies and uses them to push their ideology -- Black Panther is basically a justification for the US intervening in foreign conflicts. The "strong female character" push in recent years, I believe, has also been a glass cliff situation so that the public's view of feminism is tainted and people are more likely to ignore female-centric stories as lazily-written, generic cash grabs.

 

[Roland TB-303]

@Sailor Troon

Also, Hollywood productions have always been elaborate propaganda pieces made to sell a narrative.

That’s not even a theory. Project Mockingbird is a pretty well known psy-op that started in the 60’s whereby the Feds infiltrated all facets of media to push their own agenda and narratives. It was supposedly disbanded years later but I’m sure it was just rebranded and more heavily funded after the internet was invented.

 

[Chromeo]

Oh yeah, I've noticed that they seem to shave seconds off scenes all the time. You'd rewatch something and a certain scene would have a pregnant pause or even a sentence missing, with the rest the same

I've got the third season of the Simpsons on DVD* and there's a written intro in the box from Matt Groening talking about just this. Someone on YouTube years ago proved it too with a rerun of Seinfeld compared to its original airing. They 100% do this and it's infuriating.

*I got the third season boxset as a kid because it has the Michael Jackson episode of the Simpsons, Stark Raving Dad. Now that Disney+ took it down and it's hard to even find the episode reuploaded on illegal sites, I'm really grateful to have it on physical media. I wonder how many other episodes they would remove if/when other celebrity guest stars get cancelled? I hate this re-writing/censoring of the past, it's so orwellian.

 

[Betonhaus]

That Maui blue laser fire thing, what if that's related to Project Blue Beam, and Hawaii was just attacked by an extraterrestrial source?

Would that explain the lack of warning?

You know what, fuck it. If there is really bad shit going down and the government is not going to tell us about it, they get equal share in the blame.

 

[Jean ValJean]

The whole US involvement in the Ukraine is nothing more than a money laundering operation for the Biden Crime Family.

 

[Betonhaus]

The whole US involvement in the Ukraine is nothing more than a money laundering operation for the Biden Crime Family.

It's only crime if it comes from the Crimera region of Ukraine. Otherwise it's just sparkling theft.

 

[Omen_Sulk]

That Maui blue laser fire thing, what if that's related to Project Blue Beam, and Hawaii was just attacked by an extraterrestrial source?

Would that explain the lack of warning?

You know what, fuck it. If there is really bad shit going down and the government is not going to tell us about it, they get equal share in the blame.

It doesn't really matter the method at this point. Whether hired arsonists, intentional degradation of powerline infrastructure, or DEW's mounted on jets. Most people agree that fires are being set up intentionally.

It's like having an argument with someone over whether the 9/11 was intentional fire due to Jet impact, thermite bombs or plasma beam from space. People end up just rolling into rabbit holes as to how things happened, when shouldn't it be bad enough that it was allowed to happen? The US Government killed citizens on purpose, and then used the "Pearl Harbor" event to institute the Patriot Act and others and institute wars on the behalf of globalist industry.

 

[Chromeo]

It's only crime if it comes from the Crimera region of Ukraine. Otherwise it's just sparkling theft.

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[behavioral swamp thang]

Any hurricane katrina conspiracies you believe in? I've been the Katrina rabbit hole (its unending) and there are so many.

Ones I believe
- Prisoners drowning in abandoned flooded jail
- Bush didn't provide immediate relief to funnel resources to Middle East
- Doctors euthanizing patients as mercy kills

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Any hurricane katrina conspiracies you believe in? I've been the Katrina rabbit hole (its unending) and there are so many.

Ones I believe
- Prisoners drowning in abandoned flooded jail
- Bush didn't provide immediate relief to funnel resources to Middle East
- Doctors euthanizing patients as mercy kills

I've never even thought to look into this and am going to now.

 

[FatalTater]

Speaking of lasers, a thing came across my consciousness in such a way that it seemed like a warning.

If someone shines a laser pointer at an airplane, it can temporarily blind the pilot and cause problems.
There's been a jump in reports of this happening.

https://www.faa.gov/about/initiatives/lasers/laws

It got me to thinking.
I mean, if someone wanted to kill a bunch of people and/or facilitate a plane crashing in a certain area... not that anyone has ever in the history of the world wanted to do that...

 

[NoReturn]

Not sure if this counts as a conspiracy theory, but this is something I've been thinking about as I get older: I think the afterlife is real. Your soul, your spirit, throughout your bloodline, gets passed down to your children and your children's children. You relive life, though you don't have memory of your past life, as a child again and your experiences - how the kid came to be conceived, how you met your significant other, etc. - will be whatever you make of it, because you don't have those past memories because you need to forge your own path as an individual.

I don't have much basis of this as of right now. It's always been a feeling I've had at the corner of my head. Anybody got proof of this belief having basis in reality?

So if you die as a child or you die without having kids, does your soul just cease to exist?

I've always liked the multi-part-soul thing that you see pop up all around the world.
e.g. In Norse paganism "you" are a combination of several different things.

1. Your physical form
2. Your mind
3. Your fylgja (Kind of like a spiritual version of daemons from His Dark Materials). This is the part of you that is astral traveling and dreamwalking and stuff.
4. Your hamingja this is a thing that is you but also a thing you have. It's the thing where someone in your family tree (even distant) can inherit when you die. So, for example, if your great grandpa has a great sense of humor and your grandson acts just like him, that kid got grandpa's hamingja, not his "mind/soul/worldly experience"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhN8SdulOFc

Leave your body and soul at the door.

Directed Energy Weapons

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Quebec Fires
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Wasn't due to arsonists?

It was. All of the recent wildfires are the result of arson by environmental groups. The media refuse to cover this, because it shoots a giant hole through the climate change narrative, so any talk of arsonists is quickly shouted down.

DEWs probably exist, but you gotta think like the CIA: It's cheaper, less risky, and easier to wash your hands of an arsonist. Push some activist a bit, give them some matches, and let them run wild; then take advantage of the situation as your goals dictate.

Lately I've been experimenting with taking a bunch of the highest upvoted reddit comments on a particular sub and feeding them through an AI to summarize and paraphrase them together into one message and reuploading them as comments to their respective subs.

So far the redditors don't seem to be catching on. Which got me to thinking we already know there are bots on reddit, but how many of them are just bots communicating with other bots who are creating a feedback loop that produces increasingly unhinged comments. Perhaps it lends credence to the dead internet theory after all.

I can't find it anymore, but there was a screenshot a while back of someone running an IP catcher on reddit and they got banned for it because reddit didn't like how many bots they found.

Certain things are named purposely to skew attention from things with the same name. Such as the Men in Black movies, Magic Bullet blender, and the 4th of May being psyoped into a Star Wars holiday to memory hole the Kent state shootings.

"Tesla engine"
"Tesla motor"