Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
yeah i too would like to know the exact source of the money.
my speculation is either niki's mom gave it to him or, being the retard he is, he went to one of those predatory checkadvance places and got a high interest loan for the amount. personally im hoping for the later since that would be the funniest option.

thing is he also hired a lawyer for this, so in reality he had to come up with more than 32K all told. where does that money come from?
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Pat is selling his bootyhole on the street :tomgirl:
 
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Well I just heard
The news today
The Idiots Won
At O ’n’ A

The tears of lard
Stream down my face
I finally had
To pay Quasaaayyyyy

With hooves wide open
Under the SWATT-light
Patrick’s fat and gay
He’s losing everything

With hooves wide open
With hooves wide open

Well I don’t know
If I’m ready
To grind up so
Much pepp’ro’ni

I wonder what
My second better wife
Thinks of her purse
Empty overniiiight

With hooves wide open
Media spotlight
We cry out, “Why us”
Black men fart every day
With hooves wide open
Now everything has changed
They took my car
2-cylinder Mustaaaang
 
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if patrick coughs up the other $18,000 dollars then i'll have gained a shred of respect for him as he'll finally have paid his debts.

also, the story about him shitting himself at the brewer's game straddles the line of a cultural myth or something, lol. i've never seen a video on it but i think i've seen a few pics and i'm certain it's actually happened and that it's not a lie convincingly repeated by an entire forum.
 
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Null said:
That is the total interest accrued. It appears they settled on about a 1/3rd of that so he can pay in full and be done with it.
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There are 2 separate judgements for attorney's fees: One from Cloudflare, and one from Google. Pat paid off the Cloudflare one. Google Quash comes next. Quasi stated a long time ago that the best way to handle them would be to do them one after the other instead of domesticating and pursuing them both at the same time. Including interests and postjudgement costs, the Google judgement stands at over $18,000.

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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
yeah i too would like to know the exact source of the money.
my speculation is either niki's mom gave it to him or, being the retard he is, he went to one of those predatory checkadvance places and got a high interest loan for the amount. personally im hoping for the later since that would be the funniest option.
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Maybe Niki managed to yank out the stick that was up his ass and they sold it to a lumbermill. We should also keep an eye out to see if there's an increase in amber alerts for black kids in Wisconsin. Jokes aside, yeah I agree, one of those predatory payday loans would be the funniest out of all the realistic possibilities.
 
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Pepperonified said:
There are 2 judgements. The second one is not yet domesticated (He subpoenaed both Cloudflare and Google, resulting in 2 separate judgements with attorney's fees). Patrick is still $18,000+ in the hole.
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That's my favorite part of it, because he's not even done yet. This is reality starting to crash in after he found out that lying to NBC News and screaming "arrest that man immediately!" in a court room won't make any difference in how this will end. Thinking about him melting into an impotent puddle after that court outburst is peak Schadenfreude for anyone who's ever been mad at an internet hall monitor. The internet isn't real life, Pigsley Saddams.
 
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QUASI CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!1!

This is one of the finest self-owns in the history of self-ownage, up there with the r/antiwork mod tanking the entire subreddit with one Fox interview and Chris telling Clyde Cash and Billy Mays about his dirty, crapped briefs. Good job, Pat. You #LTIW and it's all thanks to your own stubborn dumbassery.
 
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Pepperonified said:
There are 2 separate judgements for attorney's fees: One from Cloudflare, and one from Google. Pat paid off the Cloudflare one. Google Quash comes next. Quasi stated a long time ago that the best way to handle them would be to do them one after the other instead of domesticating and pursuing them both at the same time. Including interests and postjudgement costs, the Google judgement stands at over $18,000.

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I don't know if that is or isn't the best way to do it from a legal standpoint but it's certainly the funniest.

Pay Quasi 2: Ecliptic porkaloo
 
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Pepperonified said:
There are 2 judgements. The second one is not yet domesticated (He subpoenaed both Cloudflare and Google, resulting in 2 separate judgements with attorney's fees). Patrick is still $18,000+ in the hole.
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He truly is a gift that keeps on giving. The irony is his legal drama has a larger readership than his fiction.
 
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