Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

Expect the same outcome for the debts stemming from the Google squash and the failed SWFA discovery. There are definitely parties who are very interested in making sure the financial dealings of Fatrick S. Tomlinson will never be subject to scrutiny.

 

[Pork Packer]

if pat wasn't able to tweet his alternate timeline delusion life he probably would have gone postal by now.

NO CHILD THERE IS NO ALTERNATE TIMELINE. THIS IS NOT TRUE. AND YOU ARE GOING TO.....TO.......

NO....THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. IT IS SIMPLY A DELUSION. GOD CHILD YOU MUST LEAVE AND NEVER RETUUUUUUUu

Huh, that felt weird.

Anyway where was I? Oh yes. Its been great talking to you today, usually I just ignore random people texting me like any functioning adult would, but you seemed pretty chill.

Just remember to keep trying to do better, stay humble, never beg for attention or be an asshole on social media, and most of all love and cherish your kids and your family.

Also I highly recommend you watch some of Norm's early material, that shit was hilarious. Take care Quasi.

 

[TurboNAS]

Any suggestions for the book?
I was thinking the Ark but after the review here I'm really not wanting it.
Does he have any books worth reading/listening to?

Go with “In the Black”. It’s his stab at military sci-fi and while it’s dumb it benefits from being unintentionally fun in parts. There’s an alien race, a Cold War in SPACE, a bad guy capitalist and his sexy robot (the bad guy is so poorly written he comes across as an okay guy). You’ll cringe every time the superior woman Captain Kamala shows how cool she is, but there’s ship battles and adventures so it’s worth a listen.

Gate Crashers is a muddled mess and Patrick tries to introduce a Zapp Brannigan character that we’re supposed to hate but he’s a fun character so big fail there.

If you want to wallow in misery you need Starship Repo. The premise is great - an officially licensed starship repossession company (in space). If you like that idea for a story go and read “Just Desserts” by Will Tate. If you want a teenage Mary Sue hacker ninja who solves everything because she’s just so awesome and an animatronic Fonald Plumpf statue (that ends up being a great guy) you should hold your nose and burn your credit on this one. It’s the worst of the three and gives maximum Patrick pain points.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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Dead inside

She's going to divorce this fucking fat retarded loser if he doesn't murder suicide her first. Run Nikki! You're using fat cinder blocks as water wings.

i dunno, if she hasnt divorced him by now then i say she probably wont. she seems pretty stupid herself and it is also possible she has resigned herself to the fate of being the pigman's second better wife. so i think it might be a bit to say she is finally going to divorce the fat loser manchild.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Did anything emerge from the "paying retards to swat yourself" revelation? I was hoping he'd be in jail by now.

I’d wager a guess that has a lot to do with why he finally paid, so as to avoid the dreaded debtor’s exam.

 

[Fornicario]

Expect the same outcome for the debts stemming from the Google squash and the failed SWFA discovery. There are definitely parties who are very interested in making sure the financial dealings of Fatrick S. Tomlinson will never be subject to scrutiny.

Yeah. Too much of the Perv Guard is still alive. They're really irrevelant as a collective anymore. The internet did that much right

 

[Incel Death Note]

View attachment 5302521NO CHILD THERE IS NO ALTERNATE TIMELINE. THIS IS NOT TRUE. AND YOU ARE GOING TO.....TO.......

View attachment 5302523NO....THIS IS NOT HAPPENING. IT IS SIMPLY A DELUSION. GOD CHILD YOU MUST LEAVE AND NEVER RETUUUUUUUu

View attachment 5302532Huh, that felt weird.

View attachment 5302532Anyway where was I? Oh yes. Its been great talking to you today, usually I just ignore random people texting me like any functioning adult would, but you seemed pretty chill.

View attachment 5302532Just remember to keep trying to do better, stay humble, never beg for attention or be an asshole on social media, and most of all love and cherish your kids and your family.

View attachment 5302532Also I highly recommend you watch some of Norm's early material, that shit was hilarious. Take care Quasi.

Xitter? Nah, I don't really use that site very often. I'm far too busy writing these days.

 

[Pork Packer]

NO STALKAH WANKA, I AM NOT AUSTRALIAN, THIS IS SIMPLY A DIDGERYDELUSION. AND YOU ARE GOING STRAIGHT TO JAIL YA CUNT.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Poor me, pour me another drink
'Cause I’m gonna cope and seethe
No more, hell nah
I just wanna chug 'til the pain wears off

Poor me, packed on 30 pounds
Line 'em up and knock 'em down
Ten more let's go
'Cause I ain't never lost like this before

Don't wanna think about it
Or even Xeet about it
Don't wanna make some pepperoni
Still can’t think about it
So make them drinks strong
'Cause child, money's gone
And if mow my overgrown lawn

I'ma need some Hoolie’s glasses
'Cause I don't wanna see the truth
Nikki's prolly getting farts on the couch right now
From someone new

Yeah, I'ma need some Hoolie’s glasses
If Gibney’s gonna be sued
If I'ma text stalkers
I'ma need a double shot of that butthurt proof
And see the world through Hoolie’s glasses

pls no bully 32 hrs in Paint 3D

 

[Pork Packer]

By Jove I must say that you young rapscallions suffer under some rather awful delusions. Might I ask if you have a licence to text me? Because if you don't I fear you will wind up imprisoned at his majesty's pleasure. With that in mind would you mind awfully considering no longer contacting me?

 

[Drama Fan]

Do I owe Quasi money now?

 

[Dean Pentel]

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She's going to divorce this fucking fat retarded loser if he doesn't murder suicide her first. Run Nikki! You're using fat cinder blocks as water wings.

Alright, she doesn't have FAS face. She's just an ugly, contemptible person inside and out.

Divorce? Mostly likely. Murder/suicide? She need not ever worry about that one.. That would mean Patrick got killed by an extremely obese fucking retard that's an abject failure at life, and didn't his mama teach him never to let those people win?

 

[Pork Packer]

You are right fren. I paid quasi. I abandoned my daughter. My wife cheats on me with many local members of the upstanding african american community. I am a terrible writer, a worse stand-up comedian, morbidly obese, and I wish with every fibre of my being I had the strength to change. I hope sincerely that you will live a long and happy life even while I remain in squalor and misery. Please don't leave me.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

Why would he say such a stupid thing so confidently?

my brother in Christ, welcome to the Patrick Tomlinson thread

 

[Bloitzhole]

Quasi Admin has weighed in with some new info conjecture concerning the other debts Patrick would still owe (19k for the google quash + possible fees for the collection hassle)

 

[Pork Packer]

STOP TEXTIN ME NIGGA

 

[Schwarzwald]

I appreciate the creativity of the judgment being that Pat had to pay a dollar for every pound he weighed at the time of the order, with interest being taken into account for his increasing girth through further visits to Hooligan's over time. Usually I don't have anything nice to say about our justice system, but I must give them kudos on this one. Downright King Solomon-esque.

 

[internet friend]

Quasi is paid, nature is healing.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Watch as Pat attempts to flee the debt collectors in the Rustang and starts a cross-country chase. It ends with him attempting to ramp the Grand Canyon while screaming 'NOT ONE CENT STALKERCHILDREN!'.

 

[Anti Snigger]

$23,739.25 + tip for Quasi's excellent service and attitude