Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

Did Ethan Ralph release the horse pic?

  • Yes!

    Votes: 429 66.9%
  • Yes.

    Votes: 114 17.8%
  • No (I'm typing with one hand).

    Votes: 98 15.3%

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He pumped a jizz load into a pedophile and Cozy Rozy was the result. Another child he will never meet again.
I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t think Ralph is done siring piglets having children. I’m setting the over/under at 4. Unfortunately there’s no shortage of mentally unstable clout chasing bimbos who would be willing to spawn ralphapups.
 
I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t think Ralph is done siring piglets having children. I’m setting the over/under at 4. Unfortunately there’s no shortage of mentally unstable clout chasing bimbos who would be willing to spawn ralphapups.
Nah. At the dawn of the Meigh saga, he was only beginning to burn bridges. He was a belligerent drug addict, but not yet a benzo zombie. He had the ability to keep people guessing how deep his pockets are.

Nowadays, piggie can’t reliably pull ten likes on a tweet.
 
What a beautiful soul, what a talented poet. All that's missing is a title, let's call it "Pathetic Suicide Bait"


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I hope I’m wrong, but I don’t think Ralph is done siring piglets having children. I’m setting the over/under at 4. Unfortunately there’s no shortage of mentally unstable clout chasing bimbos who would be willing to spawn ralphapups.
It's funny that you say this because during the beginning of his stream yesterday he began by saying that he could always have more kids since he's being estranged from his two current ones.



"As long as they're brainwashed against me, as long as I don't get any info on them whatsoever for two months, you know what... keep 'em. Keep 'em. Because I can have plenty more kids. And when they get old enough and see what you dirty motherfuckers did, I will be rewarded in this life and the next. All you motherfuckers are gonna burn in Hell!"
 
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oh yeah very fucking romantic
especially with that goodbye horse song in the background
:story: :story: :story:

i'm sure a-man-duh will love this
Goodbye Horse will always be vastly inferior to Capricious Horses, but Ralphafans can’t even into Soviet culture.

You have to gender swap this scene and add like 450lbs, but imagine Baryshnikov as Meigh, expressing her deep need to not get gunted any more

 
Horse Divorce arc will inevitably lead to him paying more child support but also allow visitations, leaving Ralph with a life of trekkin' the triangle.

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This may financially ruin him, I don't know how he can afford this but he has to do it or be seen as abandoning his children.

Are you new? Ralph has successfully avoided 80% of his opportunities to see his son, and 100% of his opportunities to be a father to his daughter. And that was when he was "trying" to be a father.

Also, he has declared he is abandoning his children. There's no "being seen as" about it.

"may financially ruin him" He's already a scofflaw living in Mexico to avoid paying the raft of debts he has amassed in the country of his birth, running from landlords, courts, and children. How much more ruined can you be?
 
Are you new? Ralph has successfully avoided 80% of his opportunities to see his son, and 100% of his opportunities to be a father to his daughter. And that was when he was "trying" to be a father.

No of course it is pure fantasy, there's too much shit for him to sort out for him to even be able to see Xander, nevermind girl Xander. He owes so much in child support already and the divorce will only ruin him further. But in a world where he is able to get rid of the lawsuits involving both sets of inlaws, pay off his debts, continue to pay his obligations, and somehow be able to afford plane tickets, hotels, etc. then it is hilarious he has to travel within a giant triangle for a few hours of visits a month.
 
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Horse Divorce arc will inevitably lead to him paying more child support but also allow visitations, leaving Ralph with a life of trekkin' the triangle.

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This may financially ruin him, I don't know how he can afford this but he has to do it or be seen as abandoning his children.
Guntudic triangle
 
What a beautiful soul, what a talented poet. All that's missing is a title, let's call it "Pathetic Suicide Bait"


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Here's my take.

I don't know if I shall seethe, cope, or dilate
I think about you and masturbate
If I should call Bárbara to fellate
I pray to God I see you mate

I must be desperate to cry a mile
But all I want is a dead paedophile
Your Lolicon lust was sick, and gross, and perverted
But I know without your bush would be deserted

I never want to drop the tape
Harry has told me it'll be great
I really, really don't want to watch
The gelatinous blob which covers my crotch

And If already you mock my pet
I hope you remember I want you dead
That I really, really cannot sneed
I just didn't always never liked your feed

Slay, King.
 
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