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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 49 45.4%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 11.1%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 47 43.5%
  • Total voters
    108
Kyuruma said:
Yeah c'mon Ralph, you know it's over right? She's probably gearing up for an appearance on the Casino with daddy Morris as we speak. You can't let her get the first shot in, you've got the real tapes remember? Don't get big leagued again buddy, scorched earth. Everything Is Fair Game.
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I donā€™t think the Farms can handle another sex tape. Especially with someone as grotesque as Meigh.
 
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Vect said:
It was going so well.

Also, Forever Alone, really? The man who had two brides run away from him with their children?
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Also: this is the ā€˜manā€™ (pig) who is truly all alone holed up in a third-world country with NO ONE to call for help after his wallet & phone were lost/stolen. The irony and total lack of self-awareness is astounding. Lol
 
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Ralph has lost so many phones (and purses and wallets), do we honestly think he still has the videos? Would they have cloud sync'd? I guess if you can barely last 30 seconds with a shit-eating interlude, maybe they sync'd? But it's just as likely the videos are gone forever because Ralph is a retard and literally cannot keep ahold of anything.

That said, if he snuck some video of Faith, and we know he had a spank bank folder of Nora, he's definitely took some galloping vids. Clopping in Rome, couldn't be me!
 
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Ralph has lost so many phones (and purses and wallets), do we honestly think he still has the videos? Would they have cloud sync'd? I guess if you can barely last 30 seconds with a shit-eating interlude, maybe they sync'd? But it's just as likely the videos are gone forever because Ralph is a retard and literally cannot keep ahold of anything.

That said, if he snuck some video of faith, and we know he had a spank bank folder of Nora, he's definitely took some galloping vids. Clopping in Rome, couldn't be me!
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Hey man, he said that he has the REAL tapes and that a man with nothing to lose is a dangerous man which totally cannot be construed as direct threats. Trusting a bitch? Couldn't be me.
 
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Itā€™s not like we havenā€™t seen the horse naked beforeā€¦
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Dixieland Buckaroo said:
Ralph has lost so many phones
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I don't know if he actually lost any phones, I always assumed that was a lie just like his debit card being eaten by an ATM. He never had debit cards, he always used sandra's and meigh's so when meigh left he might of finally gotten a prepaid one. But in the video of him calling Meigh a paedo, being jealous of Harry, elaborating that he forced Meigh to put out the lolicon denounce tweet, and the only time I ever heard him call her Amanda Morris instead of pantsu, as he's talking about his lost phone you can see him holding it and moving it around on his desk in the reflection of his glasses, unless it's a new phone. Either way I just don't believe anything Ralph says until there's definitive proof otherwise. Is his truck still in the "shop?" How come he had to uber at all?

It's more likely he couldn't afford to pay his bill, I wonder who is going to steal his apartment when he gets kicked out.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
Is his truck still in the "shop?" How come he had to uber at all?

It's more likely he couldn't afford to pay his bill, I wonder who is going to steal his apartment when he gets kicked out.
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The banged-up Nissan is still .. missing. Ralph was on Grace Thorpā€™s livestream panel last night, all sullen and slurring. Someone asked him about the truck and he said ā€œWhen ah git mah truck back ahā€™l take a joyride just for yew,ā€

Guess heā€™s just taking Ubers to get around Merida these days.
 
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The banged-up Nissan is still .. missing. Ralph was on Grace Thorpā€™s livestream panel last night, all sullen and slurring. Someone asked him about the truck and he said ā€œWhen ah git mah truck back ahā€™l take a joyride just for yew,ā€

Guess heā€™s just taking Ubers to get around Merida these days.
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Weird how he sent a panicked message to meigh that she needs to come get the truck asap and then suddenly it's in the shop for 3 months for a flat tire. I'm sure it didn't get repo'd and it's really just getting a regularly scheduled tune up.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
I don't know if he actually lost any phones, I always assumed that was a lie just like his debit card being eaten by an ATM. He never had debit cards, he always used sandra's and meigh's so when meigh left he might of finally gotten a prepaid one. But in the video of him calling Meigh a paedo, being jealous of Harry, elaborating that he forced Meigh to put out the lolicon denounce tweet, and the only time I ever heard him call her Amanda Morris instead of pantsu, as he's talking about his lost phone you can see him holding it and moving it around on his desk in the reflection of his glasses, unless it's a new phone. Either way I just don't believe anything Ralph says until there's definitive proof otherwise. Is his truck still in the "shop?" How come he had to uber at all?

It's more likely he couldn't afford to pay his bill, I wonder who is going to steal his apartment when he gets kicked out.
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I'm pretty sure he has a mexican debit card at the very least, that is why he was so desperate to get a state id which was posted months ago.

It's probably what he's using to receive payments since may left, with the possible exception of powerchat, since that has a stripes loan.

The truck is gone. Ralph is a shit driver and probably has already been stopped several times, one time too many and they probably confiscated the truck until he could prove ownership and pay the fine, which he can't do either of.

The "waiting for american parts" is complete and total bullshit, just one more nonsensical lie to add to the pile. The Nissan Frontier is sold and mexico and is very common on the secondary market.


 
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I'm pretty sure he has a mexican debit card at the very least, that is why he was so desperate to get a state id which was posted months ago.

It's probably what he's using to receive payments since may left, with the possible exception of powerchat, since that has a stripes loan.

The truck is gone. Ralph is a shit driver and probably has already been stopped several times, one time too many and they probably confiscated the truck until he could prove ownership and pay the fine, which he can't do either of.

The "waiting for american parts" is complete and total bullshit, just one more nonsensical lie to add to the pile. The Nissan Frontier is sold and mexico and is very common on the secondary market.


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Would his passport not be sufficient proof of identification?
 
Gunt is into full seething mode again. First target was Grace Thorp, posted it in her thread. Then Gabe Hoffman dared to suggest that going in for life ruination of a child sexual abuse victim might be a bad look. FREE PALESTNIE! Palestinas are being slaughtered!

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After finishing ZOG with 3 tweets, he turned his seething gaze on Baked Alaska...

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And he just woke up from his pills and booze coma, who will he seethe at next?
 
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Iā€™m struggling to understand you all.
Heā€™s mad, rightfully so, considering the horse drove him to where he was a few months ago.

Though I feel like the ā€œrejoicingā€ that the redemption arc is over is way too premature. Youā€™re all like a coomer teenager that gets one text back from a girl and youā€™re all like, ā€œIā€™m gonna marry herā€

Calm down, everyone angry tweets, this isnā€™t something shocking or unusual. I see comments being like, ā€œRalph is so un-selfaware lolā€ STFU the only person who isnā€™t self-aware is you.

Iā€™m not saying donā€™t cum, Iā€™m saying donā€™t cum on the first stroke, goodness you people are wild.
 
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