🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[The Backwards Man]

On one hand, it really sucks for those kids.
On the other hand, Suffer horse.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Ralph had better NOT plan on making it three years for permanent residency.. his passport can be cancelled over non payment of child support

 

[4090 Chad]

On one hand, it really sucks for those kids.

Ralph abandoning them is actually a total blessing for them.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Ralph had better NOT plan on making it three years for permanent residency.. his passport can be cancelled over non payment of child support

I think he's only on the hook for Xander's upkeep. There's no formal agreement for Rozy.

Although he's too poor to get his goofy red truck back, so I can't see him staying current on payments.

Might need to make peace with living in America after all, buddy!

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Ralph had better NOT plan on making it three years for permanent residency.. his passport can be cancelled over non payment of child support

Bold of you to assume Ralph will be alive in three years

 

[Mikoyan]

Double post-abortion. He's trying to outdo Warski.

 

[Maude Snew]

Bold of you to assume Ralph will be alive in three years

I'm frankly amazed he's alive even now. You see him lately? Looks terrible.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

He won't be alive when they turn 18, let's be real.

Personally I am rooting for the "Ralph works for a Mexican Cartel" saga. This guy is a useful idiot and must have some value as a distraction.

Ralph had better NOT plan on making it three years for permanent residency.. his passport can be cancelled over non payment of child support

So he had better get another passport. I wonder if he has enough money to obtain one.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph is now disowning his children:

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I love that Ralph now has to resort to taking parenting advice from a gay, never married, childless, intellectually disabled, negro because he’s the only person on earth who’s “advice” meshes with the pig shit that is Ralph’s current situation.

Then again Ralph is very similar to JLP. They are just retard freak shows people laugh at, not with, so they have a lot of common ground even if one is gay and black and the other white and fat.

 

[Vect]

He can disavow them all he wants, but won't that mean he has to treat with Matthew Vickers or pay child support until they 'reach out', both which I think fulfills the highly flexible L criteria?

And if he abandons them, one will grow up with Vickers and a bunch of losers who refer to him as the 'prop', and the other will grow up in the arms of somebody who might be a bisexual pedophile?

Obviously thought through with his usual care.

 

[Nick Obre]

I personally enjoyed the redemption arc, ultimately this just trashy entertainment to 99% of the people on here, sans the spergs and retards who get involved in retarded discord gay ops.

I didn't (and I'm not involved in any gay ops). I think Josh is right in his mindset of politely talking to anyone if that serves the purpose and gets him the info he wants, but Ralph is a hypocritical piece of shit with no principles, whose values change depending on who offended him last, and should be given exactly zero benefit of doubt.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Ralph abandoning them is actually a total blessing for them.

But one is stuck with a dumpy meth addict and the other is stuck with a pedophile.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He'll be fighting for his parental rights again next week...

Just in time for the "HELP ME GET MUH FUCKIN KEEDS 24 HOUR FUNDRAISER EXTRAVAGANZA! SPECIAL GUEST DICK MASTERSON!"

 

[4090 Chad]

But one is stuck with a dumpy meth addict and the other is stuck with a pedophile.

While this is true, it’s still one less mentally insane, addict, sperg retard that can potentially fuck their life up more than it will probably already be.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Man, Ralph is really making sure Jim has plenty talk about tomorrow

 

[PhoBingas]

Suffer horse.

This nigga gets it.

He'll be fighting for his parental rights again next week...

Just in time for the "HELP ME GET MUH FUCKIN KEEDS 24 HOUR FUNDRAISER EXTRAVAGANZA! SPECIAL GUEST DICK MASTERSON!"

Would Dax even show up or would he call in with another "broken leg"?

Man, Ralph is really making sure Jim has plenty talk about tomorrow

"Maybe I can get my E-daddeh to cum awn stream!"

 

[bile demon]

Fat faggot with quad tits needs to stop impotently sperging on twitter and drop some real pics and vids. He's getting completely blown out by Pat in the race for the lolcow of the year so far and it's gonna take a real all-time banger for him to catch up.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Would Dax even show up or would he call in with another "broken leg"?

I just take that for granted anymore.

 

[hawkisnight]

Man, Ralph is really making sure Jim has plenty talk about tomorrow

All Jimothy has to do is call him a deadbeat dad again and custody case number 2 starts again.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

You know you're a piece of shit when disowning your children is the nicest thing you've ever done for them.