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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?

  • Straight- He wants to bang the Beetle Princess and/or Sylvie

    Votes: 27 6.2%

  • Gay- He wants to bang Frogman

    Votes: 210 48.4%

  • Bisexual- He's down for a threesome with the Beetle Princess and Frogman

    Votes: 101 23.3%

  • Asexual- Like he even thinks about getting laid

    Votes: 96 22.1%
  • Total voters
    434

Woggle-Vlog 107: Discount codes​



Act quick to receive a sweet 5$ on each of the totally not gay duo, the Wogglebug action figure (wogglemilk not included) and the Frogman plushie !
Don't delay, order today ! (or wait for next rebate. She might actually end up paying you to take them if you wait a week or so)
 
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LoverofPi said:
For some added context it was so the wicked witches could take over Oz without her power interfering since despite being a baby at the time she is also according to later lore an ageless faerie being who created Oz in the first place.
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*yawn* lolwat

Oz is really fucking weird.
 
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Come to think of it, what is Cherie blowing her money on? It can't be all 25 volumes of The Vampire Dies in No Time; that hasn't been released in English. It can't be Oz memorabilia because she hates the rest of that franchise. It definitely isn't hair care; it doesn't even look like she blow-dries her hair. Maybe she spends too much on Doordash or UberEats.
 
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Apparently there will also be a Sylvie plushie and it is ALREADY 75% off before it has ever been released or even prototyped sufficiently to have an actual photo in the listing/ad

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Trombonista said:
Come to think of it, what is Cherie blowing her money on? It can't be all 25 volumes of The Vampire Dies in No Time; that hasn't been released in English. It can't be Oz memorabilia because she hates the rest of that franchise. It definitely isn't hair care; it doesn't even look like she blow-dries her hair. Maybe she spends too much on Doordash or UberEats.
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When Facebook released the Oculus Quest 2, they sold it at a loss, banking on the fact that selling games and collecting data would make up for it.

Cherie's entire "income" is funding Wogglebug merchandise, which she sells at a loss, banking on the fact that this will make more people own Wogglebug merchandise. It's almost the same, except not at all.
 
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Trombonista said:
Come to think of it, what is Cherie blowing her money on? It can't be all 25 volumes of The Vampire Dies in No Time; that hasn't been released in English. It can't be Oz memorabilia because she hates the rest of that franchise. It definitely isn't hair care; it doesn't even look like she blow-dries her hair. Maybe she spends too much on Doordash or UberEats.
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I think likely just a combination of food, scams, and business-related expenses. I.e, paying for things such as these bulk orders of plush toys and figures and selling them at a great loss for whatever reason. The thinking probably being that spreading the Wogglegospel in any form will generate enough of a return to be worth it and create a profit, and if not, at least more people out there will know about the Wogglebug, which is her goal.

I don't know exactly how these things work legally but if Cherie were my daughter or niece I would have someone be helping with or overlooking her finances as a wellbeing thing. She gets herself into situations that make her resort to e-begging constantly and she clearly doesn't have the forethought to manage money properly. It's one thing spending her mother's/aunt's allowance on toy orders but straight up flushing it down the toilet with scams is something else altogether. Some memorable examples:
WogglebugLover said:
Yes, I did. In the month of May just before I paid him $600. As he said he needed it to pay his rent and to get groceries.
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RE: WOGGLE FIGURINE

Cheri- Why don't you just make an action figure you'd actually get some use out of? Seeing as though you're virtually the only one who's gonna get one- Well, other than Frogman...

I made a mock up for you-

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Tell me you wouldn't use this daily! It's a variation on the French Tickler.
 
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Yummy Gummy said:
RE: WOGGLE FIGURINE

Cheri- Why don't you just make an action figure you'd actually get some use out of? Seeing as though you're virtually the only one who's gonna get one- Well, other than Frogman...

I made a mock up for you-

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Tell me you wouldn't use this daily! It's a variation on the French Tickler.
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Looks good! I know a fantasy model company that'll bring this to life in no time, Cindy. Just look up Bad Dragon on google and slowly scroll through their catalog to get a good idea of the quality you can expect!
 
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Yummy Gummy said:
RE: WOGGLE FIGURINE

Cheri- Why don't you just make an action figure you'd actually get some use out of? Seeing as though you're virtually the only one who's gonna get one- Well, other than Frogman...

I made a mock up for you-

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Tell me you wouldn't use this daily! It's a variation on the French Tickler.
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I think the antennae could cause some problems...
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I think the antennae could cause some problems...
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Falcon Sebben said:
Maybe if you could make them vibrate or something? I'm sure there's a market for that.
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See, the antennae is an integral part of the design. Ever heard of a French Tickler?

In the old days, men's restrooms had condom dispensers. They were pretty sketch, especially in a smokey redneck bar. They even dispensed lil packets of powder/liquid(?) of the infamous, "Spanish Fly." When I was a preteen I went into the men's room at a particularly seedy bar & stealthily bought a tickler (the only kind they had left.)
TMI----> (It was so tight it was practically cutting off the circulation to my cack- maybe backwoods hicks have smaller peni?)

Anyway, the F. Ticker were condoms with a few lil rubber nub thingies on the tip; very simple design- For her pleasure(?)

A NEO-FRENCH TICKLER
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I tried looking them up & I guess they've evolved over the last couple decades. But I'm sure the Tickle-Me-Woggldo will be able to function just fine for Cynthia. Making it vibrate would definitely kick it up a notch. Not sure if that would be very cost effective, but what a lil more Woggledebt for quality?

*WARNING! If you search french tickler, prepare to see some really strange rubbers with spikes and stuff all over them. Gross.
 
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