Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    668
Eg. (paraphrasing)
Rekieta: He asks me, "what do I need to retract?" Despite this, I, stoically, have never taken up his offer!
Reality: I am telling Rekieta preemptively that I cannot moderate based on his requests, which appears to be what he's asking without stating so directly.
The way he conducts himself might work in a court of law but I think anyone with 2 brain cells can see how duplicitous he acts. The lawyer schtick only goes so far.
 
Another thing that probably made him a mega faggot beyond AIDS is taking LSD or shrooms. Anytime I hear some faggot say they expanded their consciousness or whatever, I assume they are a low impulse control retards. Niggers who wax about how hallucinogenics gave them introspection are the biggest faggots in the world.

He’s basically been speedrunning drug use at Hedo II because it’s legal in Jamaica. That shit and Molly will fry your brain where your mental filter just gets damaged.

EDIT: @Null unsure if you knew about this or not. He talked about mushrooms on Twitter and Hedo 2 has a psilocybin chocolate vendor.
 
Nick is a gay baldo* nigger with AIDS. If he does not stop drinking and obsessing over hedonism and exclusively engaging with the world through his proxy of yes-men he is going to turn into a freak resented by his community. I don't understand how someone can be seemingly intelligent enough to pass the bar, have a family and build a brand while being so fucking catty and gay. At least Ralph wished death upon Null and called him a faggot.
 
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Again, I am forced to assume this is his gambit, and he wanted moderation actions without asking for it, because he knows he can't ask for it as that is a liability if it were screencapped and shared. And since we never had a "meeting of the minds" on this, now he's going to warp it the other way and make it sound like I was offering and he declined, when the reality is I was preemptively making sure he knew that was not on the table.
Idk. Like sure, I’d assume his references to you “not taking social cues” comes in here, like PART of what’s going on is he’s hinting at you to at least jump in threads and defend him.

But I can’t help feeling it’s another kind of weird that he’s calling you like “yeah buddy, I’m having a little soak-a-rooni in the old tubsky, wish you were here, my guy!”

Like he’s trying to set some kind of stage, a la “look at how CANDID this is, how VULNERABLE I am, naked in my tubsky” and that could be setting the stage hoping you’d overshare something.

Or he was implying he was masturbating to the sound of your voice.
 
What's with his voice in this? Sounds more annoying than usual.
Psychopaths often drastically alter their voice, appearance, and behavior to manipulate people. Your brain is incredibly effective at spotting this behavior from thousands of years of being aware of hostile primates and people. Many such cases.
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Elissa's clip is up:
40 minutes of AIDS-coom-brained stuff you've already seen upthread. Null's response is posted at the end.
I feel like this is one of those places where simply avoiding playing at having friends on the internet avoids all this.
If we suppose that this is not some masterful manipulative scheming then I think it can be explained away by nick trying to be a "friend" (according to him anyway).
He's that friend who thinks they know your business better than you, and has inserted themselves in their own mind as your mentor, and seems to be roundly confused as to why someone would not respond positively to this mentoring. I think this tracks with the narcissism arm chair diagnosis.
Can anyone ever really know? Almost certainly not because these are reasonably well known internet personalities interacting as friend-associates and thus their intentions are wholly opaque.
Good for driving endless discussion, though.
 
Reality: I am telling Rekieta preemptively that I cannot moderate based on his requests, which appears to be what he's asking without stating so directly.
No, no, no... it's actually worse than that. Moderation is an imprecise term. He wants censorship. He, the great lolbertarian.

If he were asking for a reasonable amount of moderation, I think he might have a leg to stand on here. An example would be if somebody here were talking about how they were trying to hack his accounts, or get any of his business contracts cancelled, or if running a gay op and posting fake gay "evidence." All of those are examples of things that are against site rules and can and have led to moderation activity.

Instead, he's hinting at you using two very particular examples: The Hedonism trip, and Drexel. There is very compelling evidence here that a lot what is being said here about both topics is true and honest, and discussion about those subjects hasn't involved a violation of site rules. Only a violation of Nick and Drex's ego. Hence, censorship.

Put another way, he wants this thread run like he runs his Locals. Which is almost the polar opposite of KF. On his Locals, there's a guy named Still-Life whose gimmick is to threaten to kill specific individuals in specific ways. On KF, that would be a no-no, but it's fine by Nick because "muh freeze peach." HOWEVER, mention Energii-King once, as @Kalea did, and, oh boy, that's a paddling! His warped rules for moderation are dictated by his ego, and the need for it not to be bruised. Not actual principles, or what would cause him the least amount of legal problems, as yours are.

And then he sits there and plays the smug social media expert, criticizing you for how you run your ship, even though this site has survived for over 10 years under the same rule set. Including the period of time in which Nick was a "friend of the Farms." The only thing that has changed in the time Rekieta has been a known to the Farms is Nick himself, but he can't seem to fathom that.

He wants you to delete the thread like every other ass blasted Lolcow in existence.
Or move it back to Multimedia, delete every post after about November of 2022, and impose a "no criticizing Rekieta" rule. He loved his thread when it was in Multimedia, most people who posted in his thread sucked his dick, and those that criticized him before the move got dogpiled (I'm sure @feral cat #6385 can speak to that). After consensus steadily built that Nick had completely lost the plot, and the thread was moved to IF, Nick began to seriously lose his shit.

EDIT: Clarification.
 
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Elissa's clip is up:
40 minutes of AIDS-coom-brained stuff you've already seen upthread. Null's response is posted at the end.
Here are my thoughts. Josh speaks his mind about others and situations yet can get really defensive and passive aggressive when he gets push back on it, regardless of whether he's right or not. Rekieta is a big boy that can make his own choices but I don't feel like Josh reacts all that well to people ignoring his advice.

Rekieta says that Josh is scared of the Kiwi Farms and that makes him easy to manipulate. Maybe that's true I don't know but Rekieta felt the need to qualify that he still likes Josh before he criticises him. Rekieta is MATI but he doesn't want to deal with the drama while talking about the situation.

I don't think that Rekieta is lying but it this is his personal perspective on these conversations that he and Josh seem to be having. Same goes for Josh's response. I will say that Josh can be pretty anal about people directly addressing the points he's made in the way that he thinks is appropriate.

Rekieta clearly got very used to being on the same "side" as the Kiwi Farms and now that the consensus has changed he has recontextualised this thread as "weaponization". The truth is that nothing has changed on the site, only it's opinion of him.
 
Nick was told to pull up when this decline started happening around the time his yt got struck and he got it back, he's gone from kf gets things wrong and right to kf is poisoning autistic josh into believing drex is a groomer.
Drex was a groomer in his past and now Josh is still seeing drex as a groomer.
That's how I read it.
Fuck you nick stop drinking and just start being funny again you've turned into a little bitch, stop courting Vito and go back to being funny you cuck nigger faggot
 
This is just so weird. I can't help but feel like these guys think of Null as their pet or something in that it reminds me of the accusations some people used to throw the way of the Guard Dogs, in that case because they were mad there might be consequences for fucking with Chris and in this one because knowing the KF webmaster isn't enough to control the narrative. The cheap psychoanalyzing seems dismissive and infantilizing at best, nefarious and meant to make Null doubt his instincts, his recollection of the conversations he was part of, and own experiences with the Internet and the people who use it at worst. It's just a No, Childing disguised as concern but the seething is too evident to make it believable to anyone with sentience. Sorry you're trying to control a grown man instead of a pant-shitting retard forced into porn, thirsty wine moms with personality disorders, or a barely-18 year old girl who trusted you due to your relationship with her mother so it's not working, I guess. Very normal thing to do as middle-aged, washed up failed funnymen.
 
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The tone of the whole speech is manipulative. The soft feminine tone, the attempt to placate. The whole "it's not your fault Josh... it's the meanies on the internet driving you to do this..." "Come back to my good graces... I forgive you". "Sweet boy, Josh... I'm the only one who understands..."

I highly recommend anyone with a modicum of principles stop hanging out with Nick. This was a gross clip and will happen again. He did it to that one fan who private messaged him, he's doing it to Josh, and he'll do it to someone else in the future.
I used to like Rackets. I really wanted him to pull up and start doing trial streams again, as that truly was his bread and butter. This, this absolute manipulative spatter he keeps smearing over all of his close acquaintances and "friends," has finally made me MATI. I can not in good faith ever give his content a try again. That would be a signal to him that all of his digressions can be forgiven if he smiles sweetly, just as he thinks God will forgive him at no cost.

Such a slimy and entitled perception of the world.
Is this where we're bullying Null into turning on his only true and honest highly successful friends in the world?
This is where we bully Null into starting an OnlyFans.
 
He does not want to give usernames, posts or concrete example simply because he does not have any concrete justified example of crossing the line.
In his head, the thread is fog of negativity. Nothing solid to point out to.
Even in his current mental state, he knows if he said something like @Himedall All-seeing Waifu everyone would laugh at him for being such a pathetic cuck.
 
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