Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.3%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 174 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 65 9.8%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.7%

  • Total voters
    664
Nick has said he doesn't care if his kids see his gross sex life plastered all over the internet. Because his parents never discussed sex with him and he wished they would have, or some psycho shit like that.

If this girl doesn't hear every sordid detail, she might grow up to be a prude!
This mindset is what concerns me the most as it tracks with Nick wanting a sex dungeon (among other behaviors) while his kids are still in the home.

Actually finding this hard to write, so assuming this may be hard to read. Keeping it short.

Parent was bringing different people home for sex. Pornography was normalized in the home. This led to children having a warped view/curiosity regarding sex. Older brother and younger sister (both underage) end up having sex with each other as they are under the same degenerate roof. Parent loses kids and siblings are separated and not allowed to see each other.

Parent didn't think kids would do that (as if that matters now). Met the girl soon after she was removed from the household, though unsure where she is now. Lost her family and so much more.

This doesn't have to happen to Nick's family, but going to sex clubs, swinger resorts, parents ogling pornstars on their phones, Drexel's influence on the family (especially given his history) on top of building a sex dungeon increases the odds of something... bad happening, even within the home, as these things are normalized or even praised.

Going offline for awhile now...
 
Jack doesn't know what Nick's shows have become.
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Clipped the full segment where he bitches about @Null, it's about what you would expect. He goes on about how Drexel is misunderstood and how Josh is being manipulated by some group of people and again claims people in this thread break the rules without saying who even though they should be reported if they actually are breaking the rules. He also keeps bringing up how "funny" all of this is and claims Josh is afraid of his own site for some reason


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The big tell is at 21:40, where Nick tells on himself, gives up his whole game. He starts with the claim that he’s now decided to rant about Null in order “to help him, because he’s seen a glaring flaw in the way Null views & speaks about people, hark! It’s a huge problem (for who exactly, Nick?) and Ole Balldo here just wants to help! Nick will save Null from the dark cabal of manipulators on Kiwi Farms, etc etc.” If only Null would listen, and not dislike Drexel, apparently. That’s some weak shit coming from Nick, total cope.

First things first, Nick finally admits he’s upset here, but then paints it as concern for his friend Null. He claims Null has mistakenly been misinformed by the evil KF cabal that Drex is a groomer whatever. This bullshit that Balldo is laying down actually has nothing to do with Drex, nor helping Null (from a problem that doesn’t exist.) It is entirely self-serving on Nick’s part, who is using two people to attempt to sidestep consequences for his actions. He’s tried signaling or playing some game towards Null that Null isn’t playing. Nick hints at it on his show, Null mentions something about messages on MATI. Then, Nick, clearly acting out of paranoia & fear, decides that instead of walking his talk & acting as a friend, or, “at least a colleague,” decides to try and make his own personal issues (based on his little BS game,) into content for his show. That’s why we’re here. No one would be looking at this if Nick hadn’t created it, he dreamed it up, used Drexel as a scapegoat, (it’s really not about Drex,) made an easy out for Null, (the evil KF cabal,) if only Null would buy his shit.

This is low level, drunk dude logic. Nick has in the past, made clear he understood that Kiwi Farms is not a monolith. If anything, KF has gotten more positive and more interesting with the larger audience that now uses the site, so these dumb, dark narratives about evil cabals full of manipulative stalker killers are falling flatter and flatter each month. It’s weird seeing a person like Balldo using troon tactics, and against Null.

There is no major thing Null isn’t seeing that Nick must heroically clarify. There is no gay op group in this thread running games on Null, nor on Nick, & there is no misunderstanding about Drexel fucking the daughter of a woman he’d dated once she was 18. Nick’s issues here aren’t about how Null sees Drexel, nor evil KF cabal lies about Drexel. Nicks issues here are his choosing to try and game a colleague, to turn a convo into content, and try and create weird shit where it doesn’t exist outside his own perception. I’d put money on the idea that Nick ran this by Dick (& probably Vito too.) They saw how idiotic it was, but thought it’d be funny, so encouraged Nick. I don’t know for fact though, and Nick doesn’t know shit for fact about Null’s opinions, actions, or any other shit. Balldo let his fear win. Sad. Many such cases. Can’t fathom how to even begin on the road towards making up shit about my colleagues, (publicly too,) because I’m pissed off at how I’ve behaved & currently unwilling to own up to my own shit.
 
It's pretty funny his course is going to teach someone how to be "wildly successful" YouTuber when he isn't a "wildly successful" YouTuber.
Now if someone like PewDiePie taught that course, it might be worth it, but Legal Mindset? lol
Even if it's a major Youtuber doing it, it's gay. Teaching Youtube is pointless and usually too vague for anything useful, not to mention the constant changes to the algo and more that make it a moving target, as well as shit like oversaturation of anything you teach if you're big enough to actually sell it.

Now if they taught a technical course where they talked about the tech behind it in depth with comparison or something like copywriting, editing, whatever it would make more sense as they would be teaching tangible skills but each of those things are extensive topics so trying to cover it all under one umbrella means they probably went with the first thing they tried and it's as good as any random suggestion.
 

It's like a fucking parody

It's really weird to see Nick still bouncing off the popularity and vague association with relatively conservative influencers like Posobiec and then in the next instant talking to Coomalot and Vito. And I thought Nick was trying to avoid talking about Trump because it bores him or something?
 
It's like a fucking parody
I'll assume RACE HYPE is a roundup of the weeks motor racing events and cannot possibly be interpreted to mean anything else. 🤞

There's something really wrong with this man. Even factoring in the wounded narcissism, nothing about Rekieta's behavior adds up. Nobody's installing spy cameras in his house, he's broadcasting this stuff, we can see it, and for some reason, it frustrates him. He livestreams to an audience of hundreds of people yet somehow has this bizarre expectation of absolute privacy and control to be enforced purely by edict. He has sexually charged contact with a community he apparently has nothing but contempt for and is constantly engaged in petty drama with. He's known as a legal expert but seems to want to talk about literally anything else. He proudly brags about his sexual misadventures but gets bitchy whenever anyone else talks about it. He's literally a public figure who's for free discussion about others and yet talking about stuff he does in public is some personal betrayal. He overshares absolutely everything all the time and yet still has the sense to (so far) mostly protect his children from exposure. The turn his thread has taken is entirely by dint of his own content but he thinks the reason it isn't getting pruned to his liking is because the guy who controls literally every function of the site is being puppeteered by a cabal of a-logs. He claims to be the happiest he's ever been and not care what people think about him but drinks like a fish and spazzes out at people he calls friends in the shower like a 13 year old girl. He complains that everybody speculating and theoryposting about him is retarded - but not only does he never set the record straight, he acts in a way that even the meanest intelligence would know would invite more speculation and theoryposting. It's like he's trapped in a rut of trying to desperately salvage his reputation while simultaneously being blackmailed into humiliating himself online. And it's especially desperate if you care less about associating with a guy with a really dodgy publicly documented history than pretending to defend him just to get a bunch of people laughing at your nutty life 'moderated'.

If he likes going to bisexual swinger parties in Jamaica and following shapely black men on social media, he may as well own it, and if he doesn't like it, then that's not a Farms problem, it's a Rackets problem.

I humbly submit my low-effort edit comparing Nick's retelling of his story to reality. I remember this stream so I remember exactly what he was referencing and I just wanted to show the extent of Nick's mischaracterization.
It's bizarre. There's no doubt given the emphasis (that added "fuck are you talking about?") that he's also deliberately misrepresenting what Null said to make himself look like he's the one being the bigger man and talking him down, despite the fact he's already loudly telegraphed how annoyed he is by his own thread.
 
There are whole youtube channels dedicated to each of the things he listed. They are much more qualified to give advice and you don't even have to pay them. Why would anyone go to a lawyer for "gear reviews"?

Maybe he could teach some kind of swingers university course? The top swinging spots, reviewing lube brands, how to get the most out of your bull, stuff like that.
He did buy a very nice, handmade Australian wood St. Andrew's Cross. I'm sure he'd love to do a special review showing just how he uses it when he gets pegged by the bulls after they finish his wife. I'm sure there's all sorts of other BDSM gear they have too, and I have a vague memory of him saying they own a sex swing? So he could teach a course on TWO types of swinging, that's a lot of potential content right there.

It's like a fucking parody
It's perfect. Talking about everything the baldoman has been not-so-secretly indulging in, you'd think he's doing it to specifically dog whistle to Nick or something. Hope Coomalot doesn't post a "Miss Rackets" on twitter any time soon.
 
It's perfect. Talking about everything the baldoman has been not-so-secretly indulging in, you'd think he's doing it to specifically dog whistle to Nick or something. Hope Coomalot doesn't post a "Miss Rackets" on twitter any time soon.
Everytime Nick retweets coomalot and I check his profile, he's always whining about something.

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Pretty sure this is Nick referring people believing Vito is a real pedo. Because Eric tweeted screenshots of vito being a pedo and Eric is only now understanding why people are calling Vito a pedo.
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More evidence the original tweet blaming "both left and right" is vito guarding
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Nick, Josh isn't controlled or pressured into agreeing with KFers, stop making things up you retard. If Josh did what we told him to do he'd be selling his ass on OnlyFans.
I haven't ran the numbers, but I'm pretty sure that Josh has yelled at the forum more than anyone else has.
 
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Everytime Nick retweets coomalot and I check his profile, he's always whining about something.

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Pretty sure this is Nick referring people believing Vito is a real pedo. Because Eric tweeted screenshots of vito being a pedo and Eric is only now understanding why people are calling Vito a pedo.
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Flaggots whole channel was built bitching about companies, he's basically an in shape Vaush that cries and flags like Jarbo. It's like a chimera of faggotry.
 
I humbly submit my low-effort edit comparing Nick's retelling of his story to reality. I remember this stream so I remember exactly what he was referencing and I just wanted to show the extent of Nick's mischaracterization.


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Yeah, he's telling a half-truth. Null did indeed ask "who?" but he didn't ask "who do you want me to kick off the board?"

I think what he's trying to do is deflect from the fact he couldn't name a single person who is neghole pozzing by shifting emphasis to the fact he never explicitly asked for anybody to be banned. That last part may be true, but he's still insinuating something is happening that isn't.

Nick, Josh isn't controlled or pressured into agreeing with KFers, stop making things up you retard. If Josh did what we told him to do he'd be selling his ass on OnlyFans.
He also would have featured this thread like a dozen times now. Several regulars here routinely post updates in the Community Driven Happenings Thread, and I don't recall any of them ever making the front page. Not even what happened last night. All he's really done is talk rather briefly about Nick on MATI. And even then, he seems to do so somewhat reluctantly.

Frankly Null is showing enormous restraint here, and actually NOT bending to what a lot of people on the forum would like to see. I can't imagine that's gonna last if Nick keeps melting down at Null.
 
The big tell is at 21:40, where Nick tells on himself, gives up his whole game. He starts with the claim that he’s now decided to rant about Null in order “to help him, because he’s seen a glaring flaw in the way Null views & speaks about people, hark! It’s a huge problem (for who exactly, Nick?) and Ole Balldo here just wants to help! Nick will save Null from the dark cabal of manipulators on Kiwi Farms, etc etc.” If only Null would listen, and not dislike Drexel, apparently. That’s some weak shit coming from Nick, total cope.
You don’t understand, he tried to persuade @Null to find a professional BallDom out there, but there were none to 100% trust, so... he had to fill the role so he could stream WITHOUT getting exploited, sold into a sex ring, hurt/killed (locally, MULTIPLE deaths happened inside the Stinkditch threads due to these Craiglist BallDoms not knowing WTF they were doing)
 
I'll assume RACE HYPE is a roundup of the weeks motor racing events and cannot possibly be interpreted to mean anything else.
I was wondering this too so I peeked in. Chat admins have black and white 3 and rainbow 24 emotes so it's likely they're into NASCAR.
 
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