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September 1, 2023
It's all Greek to Whitmer
By W.A. Eliot
Michigan Democrat Governor Gretchen Whitmer’s administration is at it again, the latest shenanigans a worthy addition to Whitmer’s stellar performance on COVID (brutal lockdowns except for herself and family, and sending infected seniors back to nursing homes with deadly consequences) and her kidnapping plot concocted by the FBI and announced just in time to help her win reelection. Read this message:
I know what you’re thinking: it looks Greek to me. Well, that’s because it is -- at least the letters. As reported by the Washington Free Beacon:Ηοτ οφφ τηε πρεσσεσ. Ασ Ι ωαρνεδ τηερε αρε σομε μαϕορ ρεδ φλαγσ. Ιτ φεελσ λικε ωε αρε βαχκ ατ σθυαρε ονε ηαϖινγ νοτ λεαρνεδ μυχη φρομ Φλιντ.
Now look again at the Greek message above. If you’ve taken a few math or physics courses where traditional Greek symbols are used for variables, that may be enough for you to decipher it. The message is not in Greek, but rather English transliterated into Greek. It reads:Michigan energy department consultant Andy Leavitt in September 2021 emailed a top adviser to Whitmer to express "some major red flags" with the administration's response to a lead water crisis in southwestern Michigan, which Leavitt compared to a similar crisis in Flint, Michigan. But Leavitt's initial message was not written in English -- the consultant used letters in the Greek alphabet in place of English ones, a move that "appears to be calculated to conceal the statements," a June court filing in a class action suit against Whitmer's government argues. Leavitt's use of Greek letters means his email would have been excluded from any public records request for government communications that contain the word "Flint."
(The transliteration as appears in the court filing and copied by the WFB is a bit off, substituting “seems” for “feels” and missing the word “much.”)“Hot off the presses. As I warned there are some major red flags. It feels like we are back at square one having not learned much from Flint.”
The message uses ϕ for j (which has no comparable letter in Greek), θ for q, and η for h (since its capital form is H). If it wasn’t obvious before, it should be now that Leavitt had to have discussed the specifics of the encryption method in advance with Whitmer’s aide.
Because they're elites and they believe they are beyond such petty concerns as elections, audits, transparency, investigations, FOIA requests, what have you. Us plebians are to be seen working and never heard.That is such a absurd move. On one hand it is quite a interesting way to try and code a message but... why? Why does it need to be hidden? Why aren't they even trying to fix it? Why such a spy bullshit move?
These people are just evil.
Hold up let him cook I wanna see him come back with a screen cap of the biting comments from cracked.com>unironically citing Know Your Meme comments
Literally the entire cracked comment section is spambots now.Hold up let him cook I wanna see him come back with a screen cap of the biting comments from cracked.com
So they can try to win againWhy do you think they're hyping up COVID again?
Tbh if it was overrun with Indian made spambots shilling concrete powder as off market Viagra it would still be an improvement from what it was last time I saw itLiterally the entire cracked comment section is spambots now.
It's become maximum NPC.
I cant even view the comment section anymore becouse I dont have an account or some crap. I remember when it was really spicey when they were actively turning against the site during the summer of love before cracked clamped down hard.Literally the entire cracked comment section is spambots now.
It's become maximum NPC.
If they were Brazen enough to bump off Trump why would they let the VP continue to breath as well...least until they control the House again.
Cracked has been shit since Gamergate but I never found Seanbaby to be that funny, really, even at his peak.I cant even view the comment section anymore becouse I dont have an account or some crap. I remember when it was really spicey when they were actively turning against the site during the summer of love before cracked clamped down hard.
It got so bad Seanbaby left the site and made his own (1-900 hotdog. It's pretty fun)
If you're going to use a source, at least have it not be KnowYourMeme commenters.Wonder if Trump even has chance at this point, given all the controversy surrounding him. And for all those saying that his mugshot is just gonna make him more popular, people on other sites that are meming the heck out of it say otherwise.
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Rural CA would secede from the coast in a heartbeat if given the chance imoI did see a whole lot of fuck newsom in rural CA though!
You're assuming that some long blue states won't switch. Didn't a bunch of them have much lower Democrat win margins then historically?Imagine thinking that matters if mail-in ballots are still allowed in the swing states.
The same can be said about Oregon and Washington. The east parts of the states are more red than the west side.Rural CA would secede from the coast in a heartbeat if given the chance imo
Sure but considering the current political climate do you honestly think people would buy the natural causes for trumps death ? Especially if the american elite panics and decides to just quickly put the body in the incinerator like the retards they are. The minute trump dies there will be blood. The man is literally favoured by the gods and trying anything against him almost always results into disaster for everyone involved .I don't know if you know this but people in their 70s do in fact die without anybody killing them
Frankly this is probably true for pretty much any "household name" politician or adjacent figure. Joe Biden croaks? He was too much of a liability and making democrats look bad, or if you're delusional, Trump had him killed. Hunter Biden overdoses on heroin? Jill or Joe's handlers did it for sure, possibly even Jill herself. "Doctor" Jill kicks the bucket? People start pointing fingers at Kamala. The list goes on. Honestly it's just a matter of who dies first, naturally or not, and how crazy the blame game gets.Sure but considering the current political climate do you honestly think people would buy the natural causes for trumps death ? Especially if the american elite panics and decides to just quickly put the body in the incinerator like the retards they are. The minute trump dies there will be blood. The man is literally favoured by the gods and trying anything against him almost always results into disaster for everyone involved .