Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 93 25.8%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 61 16.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 139 38.6%

  • Total voters
    360
You know it's over if metokur goes out of his way to do another hat run stream covering rekieta's antics.
Not just Metokur, but anybody with a decent following.

If Jeremy or FNT goes in on his Vito defending, it'll get bad.

I think that's what's been missing thus far. Elissa is good, but she's small. The trickle loss of subs could turn into a flood.

This is the dumbest thing he could have done. Hardly anybody likes pedos, or their defenders.
 
Rekieta is now full on gunt guarding Vito the Pedo

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"It's not that he is pretending to be retarded that is the problems, is that people refuse to understand that he was only pretending to be retarded".

From a free speech point of view, every single person has the right to refer to Vito as a pedo specially if backed up by Vito the Pedo's own words, regardless of how frustrated Dax and Nick are by the fact that they choose to associate with Vito the Pedo.

As far as I know, no one is actively interfering with Vito the Pedo's business, though Vito the Pedo certainly makes an effort to interfere with other people's business.
When did Nick actually defend us? During Keffals shit when our site was gone Rekieta went out to make an " against the wall" comment and summarily got himself fucked over, he rallied his lawtube SIMPs to get himself reinstated, you know what a team of LAWYERS didn't do, HELP US.

Not once when you've had Null on your show for content have you so much as put up his donation links, you never crowd funded our legal defense, you never gave a wooden fucking nickel for our community. You have NEVER actually defended us. All you did was talk and talk is fucking cheap. We gave you a years worth of content during Vic and helped you grow your channel of the backs of this communities crowd sourced work. You burnt that to the fucking ground, you aren't owed good coverage here. You aren't owed anything. You fell out of favor with us because you fucked up your show we enjoyed then made fun of us for wanting the show some of us subbed to for years and donated to.

When do you donate to us? What have you given us? Oh you made a remark about kiwifarms being not so bad.... Even Robert Barnes represented Null in court, that's more than you've ever done faggot. FUCK OFF with this bullshit. You've never done shit for us and we've given you a lot.
 
Oh please…

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Just got done listening to Null’s reply, and I noticed something I don’t think has been pointed out yet:

Null said that Rekieta is trying to drive a wedge between Null and the Farms. And I thought to myself; “that sure fucking sounds familiar.”

Nick tried to do the EXACT same thing to Pippa. Called her company retarded, and her fans basement dwelling incels. Even did the same “I still love you ____” bullshit line. Seems like the drunken, cuck, DMT abusing playbook only has one page.

Very sad, Nick, when the cool kids don’t want to play with you you go after the people who think they’re cool. Real high school male cheerleader shit right there.
 
Here's how to get started making jokes: Try and say something funny instead of admitting to being a pedophile. It's not super hard, 99.9% of comedians can do that easily.
I dunno, most modern “comedians” don’t seem to grasp the concept either, let alone whatever low level Vito is at.
 
You missed the worst tweet. Nick is defending Vito by making Vito style jokes while he's supposed to be engaging with an annual family event. This is going great.

Also I have a feeling Nick won't be on Flashcast ever again based on the below screenshot.

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I think Nicks recent pro-pedo-humor or whatever is to help his lawsuit. It's so the judge/jury see him making fun of pedo-stuff and thus the 'harm' of calling Monty a pedo is lightened because its muh comedy. It's so his lawyer can go "Look, ya hona. My client jokes about cheese pizza all the time." If he took it more seriously (like Null) then calling someone a pedo would be far more damaging in court since he means it. It just so happens that nick is related to several people (Vito, Drexel) that have sus reputations. He is defending their retarded opinions so he can play the freeze peach card and build a history of doing edgy pedoshit-humour to try and lessen the damage of his accusations.

I've watched him for a long time and he's always been about putting pedos on the wall. I think hes even talked about disliking Vito in the past for this very content. But now that he's in a lawsuit for calling someone a pedo? The timing is too convenient. I think the nose is trying to alter his behavior to look more like a shock-jock in court to get away with his defamation since his words wouldn't able to be taken as seriously.

It reminds me of when he used to constantly call himself a journalist as if it were a get out of jail free card when being a douche.

That's my two cents. I don't know much about law stuff but I hope I got the gist of my theory across.
Could Nick's new strategy to PWN THE HATERS be to disgust people so much that that look away?

This is bad... Real bad... Unless he is trying ti set up a narrative to explain how he loses his Rumble contract (not real freeze peach platform) I am speechless...
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Well, would you look at that? Sure sounds like the pop culture side of Nick's associates are unpersoning Nick over the Eric July thing!

Wonder who he's mad at for "putting [him] on a list".
Christie telling him about a fatwah put out by Gary?
Didn't this faggot stop using the "Daddy, Nooo!" joke/clip because it he found it in poor taste and hurt someone's fee-fees? That was a long, long time ago.
He got over it in a few weeks. He did it without noticing then said 'I said I would bot do it. Iguess I'm over it'
 
Just got done listening to Null’s reply, and I noticed something I don’t think has been pointed out yet:

Null said that Rekieta is trying to drive a wedge between Null and the Farms. And I thought to myself; “that sure fucking sounds familiar.”

Nick tried to do the EXACT same thing to Pippa. Called her company retarded, and her fans basement dwelling incels. Even did the same “I still love you ____” bullshit line. Seems like the drunken, cuck, DMT abusing playbook only has one page.

Very sad, Nick, when the cool kids don’t want to play with you you go after the people who think they’re cool. Real high school male cheerleader shit right there.
He also goes on to say that Null is TERRIFIED of his own monster. However as Josh has stated recently, we're his niggas. Know that Josh muthafuggin Moon has shooters out in these streets. He commands us, he declares total retard war and autistics across the world sharpens their knives. I'm ride or die for my nigga. One day the baldo will drop and it will be time.
 
Here's how to get started making jokes: Try and say something funny instead of admitting to being a pedophile. It's not super hard, 99.9% of comedians can do that easily.
How on earth did Norm McDonald, Robin Williams, Jerry Lewis, and Phyllis Diller manage to have successful careers without saying "I am a pedophile I will groom your kids" 50 times? Everyone knows saying that is the paragon of comedy. It's truly a mystery.
 
Null said that Rekieta is trying to drive a wedge between Null and the Farms. And I thought to myself; “that sure fucking sounds familiar.”

Nick tried to do the EXACT same thing to Pippa. Called her company retarded, and her fans basement dwelling incels. Even did the same “I still love you ____” bullshit line. Seems like the drunken, cuck, DMT abusing playbook only has one page.
That's exactly what a BPD narcissist girlfriend would do: try to drive a wedge between the boyfriend (Null/Pippa) and his friends (Kiwis/Phase+fans). It's not even a spin, it's just trying to keep the person you're using and manipulating as isolated as possible to prevent him from seeing the abuse taking place.
That's fucking pathetic Nick, I sure hope nothing like that ever happens to you. Although, to be honest, it sounds like your wife driving a wedge between you and the Internet would be the best thing for your family so maybe it's not always abusive.
 
I dunno, most modern “comedians” don’t seem to grasp the concept either, let alone whatever low level Vito is at.
Even then, most comedians have a sketch, or a routine of jokes. What the fuck does Vito even have? Does he even have an open mic night at the Laugh Factory? The only thing I recall outside of this is him vaping Belle Delphine's bath water. Outside of even that was the five or so minutes he showed up to Mundane Matt's post Ralph Vs Metokur debate and people told him to fuck off even then.
 
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You know it's over if metokur goes out of his way to do another hat run stream covering rekieta's antics.
i cant see this happening in any way shape or form. hes never said anything about juju and when informed about vito by josh has never commented on it.

throughout all his streams pedophiles and life ruination where his lines in the sand. but with dick that seems to be a line he conveniently doesnt notice.
 
Dear Nicholas Robert Rekieta Esq,

It has been a long several years since your time as a bastion of freedom; taking the fight to the shrill danger hairs who lust after a man who looks to be in his prime despite being well past his prime. Your laughing at fat women, insulting their curves as well as their bingo wings was tremendously fun. While I am still practicing the trade, I too would like a shot at this comedy thing.

You should allow Drexel and Vito run a fucking train on your children, and your daughters should have to carry their retarded bastard offspring. Find a better contractor to finish your sex dungeon so your children can experience it, because we know your whiskey dick isn't getting up anytime soon. Your inevitable decline into the next Mathew Vickers will be a sight to behold.

Best Regards
 
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