Celebrity Grimes / Claire Elise Boucher - The once indie darling, ex of Elon Musk, smells like a roll of nickels

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Supposedly Claire and Elon have unfollowed each other on Twitter for what seems like the millionth time. And Claire's out liking sad relationship r/breakingmom reposts.
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All the while trying to cope and walk back some of her more fucked up likes and lashing out when people point it out.
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And announcing some kind of black techno festival – making it all about herself in the tweet too – despite one of her new besties being somebody who advocates for slavery.
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Syro said:
Supposedly Claire and Elon have unfollowed each other on Twitter for what seems like the millionth time. And Claire's out liking sad relationship r/breakingmom reposts.
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All the while trying to cope and walk back some of her more fucked up likes and lashing out when people point it out.
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And announcing some kind of black techno festival – making it all about herself in the tweet too – despite one of her new besties being somebody who advocates for slavery.
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shes friends with yarvin?
 
Though I'll freely admit she has always been cow material, at least her work up to and including Visions was good. The stuff she puts out now doesn't warrant the kind of attention she gets. Here's to hoping she takes another shot at a Claire-Azealia collab. Azealia always goes for the throat.
 
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A thoroughly researched OP. I'm a fan of her music but definitely appreciate what a cow she is as well and I didn't notice any missing elements from what I know about her more embarrassing incidents/characteristics.
It might just be me but my eyes really glaze over when a post is sprawling like that. You already have the chronology spot on but consider collapsing large chunks of info, maybe by year? I think a fun approach would be something along the lines of:
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Take some liberties with your BBCode to really make your OP pop. Don't go too overboard and make it look like a Myspace era Adderall addicts homepage but she's a whacky chick who deserves better than a drab OP.
A couple useful links for your consideration:
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Woodchipper said:
A thoroughly researched OP. I'm a fan of her music but definitely appreciate what a cow she is as well and I didn't notice any missing elements from what I know about her more embarrassing incidents/characteristics.
It might just be me but my eyes really glaze over when a post is sprawling like that. You already have the chronology spot on but consider collapsing large chunks of info, maybe by year? I think a fun approach would be something along the lines of:
2022
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Peepee Poopoo
Take some liberties with your BBCode to really make your OP pop. Don't go too overboard and make it look like a Myspace era Adderall addicts homepage but she's a whacky chick who deserves better than a drab OP.
A couple useful links for your consideration:
https://www.stuffbydavid.com/textcolorizer
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no spoilers suck move this out of PG NOW NOW NOW
 
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Omen_Sulk said:
Elon Musk is a BPD magnet. All the BPD girls seem interesting in the beginning.
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This always intruiges me. I mean if you’re rich as Croesus you can surely just shag pretty girls whenever you like? Surely they just chuck themselves at you.
But you think you’d be wise enough to not actually marry or breed with them. Amber heard is certainly pretty but it’s not like she hides the crazy. It’s right out there.
The manic pixie dream girl thing has a lot to answer for. Or is there a male equivalent of ‘beauty and the beast syndrome’ (women going for bad men thinking they can be the one to make them good) where men think they are special enough to tame the crazy?
Good OP anyway. Laughed like a drain at the houseboat. That’s straight out the Young Ones.
 
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The manic pixie dream girl thing has a lot to answer for. Or is there a male equivalent of ‘beauty and the beast syndrome’ (women going for bad men thinking they can be the one to make them good) where men think they are special enough to tame the crazy?
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In the beginning of a relationship, the BPD girl starts mirroring, getting interested in things you are interested in, provoking thoughtful discussions. This is pretty much the honeymoon period for BPD's, until she loses interest in that project and starts moving on, or provoking drama due to fear of abandonment.

For guys who aren't just interested in bobs and vagene in a partner, it's quite enticing.
 
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Omen_Sulk said:
In the beginning of a relationship, the BPD girl starts mirroring, getting interested in things you are interested in, provoking thoughtful discussions. This is pretty much the honeymoon period for BPD's, until she loses interest in that project and starts moving on, or provoking drama due to fear of abandonment.

For guys who aren't just interested in bobs and vagene in a partner, it's quite enticing.
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Beautiful AND exciting! Yes it must be intoxicating I’m sure. But also she’s online - wasn’t heard known to be crazy beforehand? No due diligence done, or just thinking with the small brain? Genuine question, I have no idea how I’d react if men ten years younger than me with model looks threw themsleves at me. I suspect I’d be rather suspicious and nonplussed, it just doesn’t feel like reality.
I’d always assumed the super rich had tard wranglers, a bit like the royal family do, to keep the menfolk from chasing after syphilitic but exciting actresses. You can see how much Harry’s gone off piste once he’s left the BRF campus, for example. Someone must have had a decent grip on him beforehand and only slipped up a couple of times like the nazi dress up.
See this is the issue with being new money. Old money would give you access to a stable of nice looking and respectable countesses and everyone would be aware of who’s good breeding material or not. But those girls don’t want to live in a portacabin on the spaceX campus, they want a castle in Austria, so you’re stuck with celebrities, gold diggers and chancers. Or normal women, but I’d imagine they’re not terribly fun after you’ve been playing with the insane but stunning ones
Women do have the equivalent but that’s more the taming the bad boy. If you can just love him enough he will be devoted to you!
 
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Otterly said:
Beautiful AND exciting! Yes it must be intoxicating I’m sure. But also she’s online - wasn’t heard known to be crazy beforehand? No due diligence done, or just thinking with the small brain? Genuine question, I have no idea how I’d react if men ten years younger than me with model looks threw themsleves at me. I suspect I’d be rather suspicious and nonplussed, it just doesn’t feel like reality.
I’d always assumed the super rich had tard wranglers, a bit like the royal family do, to keep the menfolk from chasing after syphilitic but exciting actresses. You can see how much Harry’s gone off piste once he’s left the BRF campus, for example. Someone must have had a decent grip on him beforehand and only slipped up a couple of times like the nazi dress up.
See this is the issue with being new money. Old money would give you access to a stable of nice looking and respectable countesses and everyone would be aware of who’s good breeding material or not. But those girls don’t want to live in a portacabin on the spaceX campus, they want a castle in Austria, so you’re stuck with celebrities, gold diggers and chancers. Or normal women, but I’d imagine they’re not terribly fun after you’ve been playing with the insane but stunning ones
Women do have the equivalent but that’s more the taming the bad boy. If you can just love him enough he will be devoted to you!
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I am only a little bit gay so I can't say for sure, but the fully gay men I know sure seemed to love it when younger, handsome men flirted with them. If those same dudes threw themselves at them? I can only imagine how big their smiles would have been.

I know all gay men aren't alike, but I'm willing to bet you'd feel the same way about it.

It's the same with straight men. Grimes is not an ugly woman, but she must be able to talk a good game if she could hook up with Elon post-Amber. I would think Elon would think if he could pull women like Heard, why would he want someone like Grimes? Even all tarted up she's the least attractive woman he's been with. He must have really liked her because I don't doubt there were plenty of beautiful young women willing to see where things went with Elon.
 
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I know all gay men aren't alike, but I'm willing to bet you'd feel the same way about it.
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Well, I’m a middle aged woman who is decidedly average looking so I’d be wondering what the fuck was going on and if anyone was taking the piss. There’d be no reason for it to happen. If I was rich I’d assume they were gold diggers.
It’s probably quite a lonely place to be, being very rich and a bit weird, but without the support of the old money structures
 
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Otterly said:
This always intruiges me. I mean if you’re rich as Croesus you can surely just shag pretty girls whenever you like? Surely they just chuck themselves at you.
But you think you’d be wise enough to not actually marry or breed with them. Amber heard is certainly pretty but it’s not like she hides the crazy. It’s right out there.
The manic pixie dream girl thing has a lot to answer for. Or is there a male equivalent of ‘beauty and the beast syndrome’ (women going for bad men thinking they can be the one to make them good) where men think they are special enough to tame the crazy?
Good OP anyway. Laughed like a drain at the houseboat. That’s straight out the Young Ones.
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Just like all the weird shit Musk is into he’s also into breeding with different types of women to see who produces the best offspring with his frozen sperm. Grimes is his weird artsy girl broodmare, he’s also bred with ambitious corporate executive woman at Tesla, his first wife was standard Cali trad trophy wife material and if the Amber Herd rumors are true she’s the hot actress broodmare. I’m sure there are more out there. He also seems to prefer IVF and surrogacy to produce these kids so god only knows what else he’s up to making kids in the lab.

This way Elon can be a complete dick and absent father but given the sheer number of kids, with different baby mamas, he can count on some Lord of the Flies competition among some them when he’s old to vie for Dad’s favor in the will. The various broodmares don’t know each other, or dislike one another, so the kids will have no relationships with each other and each mother raising the Musk spawn in separate silos that are very different from one another.

He basically wants the Logan Roy father role from Succession but with lots more hateful half-siblings that are strangers to each other, so they can ruthlessly be at each other’s throats for Dad’s favor with no worries about a sibling bond allowing them to work as a team against him. (Or so he hopes) Probably half of them will play the “kiss the ring” game he wants, the others will have as little to do with him as possible.

The troon kid will be interesting to see in a few years. As long as mom has enough money to keep in comfortable obscene luxury he can lash out at bad daddy Elon. But if the troon is ever faced with having to earn a living I’m sure s/he will change their tune about daddy Elon.
 
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The "stalker sub" is seriously so cringe though. They truly believe that Grimes owes them because "they made her." Some of the posters are so so unhinged that they made me like her again. Lmao.

Like this. A user gives their list of ultimatums. (Users post shit like this sincerely lol)
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I liked her music a lot. I didn't know she had a thread here. A lot less retarded than the grimezs sub. Great work! Insta-watch for sure, haha.
 
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