Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 103 25.3%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 73 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 163 40.0%

  • Total voters
    407
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Huh. I guess the "Rackets was here" marker washed off after 9 months.
 
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new rippaverse think tank leader discovered by Vito
It makes more sense than Vito's bullshit about the Rippaverse having 50k unsold comic books (he speculates that Eric July printed 27k copies of the limited edition $100 cover with no evidence). He's desperate if he's refreshing Eric July's comment section to find nobodies with 1 like making a dumb theory about Jewish collusion. Although it would explain their association with fellow Jew, Max Karson....

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Vito's a fiercely jealous and bitter man. His merchandise store includes several blatant attacks at far bigger brands (as well as outright steal intellectual properties; even the name of his company "Killdozer Industries" is blatantly stolen), he makes remarks about Eric July being fat despite Vito being perpetually obese, and his whole feud stems from being bitter that Eric July is hailed as making waves in the comic industry while he can't even shit out a single issue. It's very Jewish behavior. He has no talents so he constantly attaches himself to other popular trends.

He also controls this pathetic Twitter account "The Cats of X" because he's stuck in 2007 internet culture. This is what he's doing instead of shipping his comic on time.
 
Didn't understand what this whole baldo thing was. Now i wish i could go back to not knowing.

I still don't understand the balldo thing. I mean, I suppose I get the logistics of it. You cram your balls into some kind of molded latex testicle cage and then use it to penetrate your partner. But why? How is that enjoyable?

Coomers, man. They're fucking wild.
 
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Looks like the VBS thing he's doing with his family will end with enough time to go talk about his favorite person, Trump, on someone else's channel. It's odd so many non-laywers, and one lawyer who doesn't even have a channel about the law, are going to opine on the legality of Trump running again.

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Somehow Nick Rekieta has found a reason to cancel on this stream. This is rather quite unlike him!

Note that he tweeted this out 6 minutes after the scheduled start time of the stream. This stranded mystery family member needs Nick to personally save them.
 
I still don't understand the balldo thing. I mean, I suppose I get the logistics of it. You cram your balls into some kind of molded latex testicle cage and then use it to penetrate your partner. But why? How is that enjoyable?

Coomers, man. They're fucking wild.
Seriously, if my balls get squeezed i'll fucking throw up and my lower back will twitch.
 
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Somehow Nick Rekieta has found a reason to cancel on this stream. This is rather quite unlike him!

Note that he tweeted this out 6 minutes after the scheduled start time of the stream. This mystery family member stranded needs Nick to personally save them.
What a panel of geniuses too. I mean Beardsons thoughts on the matter cannot be missed!
 
Poor Sally. She doesn't seem to get much attention these days. Most of Nick's Locals is easily overshadowed by the likes of Dick, Drex, Nick and Vito.

She's... uhhh.... well, she's certainly special though.

In response to Claire's jokes about her waiting to make a "Rekieta suit," I made and posted this joke image back in January. When Nick's Locals was way more interesting.

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Rekieta's Locals is so retarded, they actually spent time discussing whether it was real or not.

Note that he tweeted this out 6 minutes after the scheduled start time of the stream. This stranded mystery family member needs Nick to personally save them.
$5 says the stranded family member is him because he ran the Shelby off the road again.
 
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Somehow Nick Rekieta has found a reason to cancel on this stream. This is rather quite unlike him!

Note that he tweeted this out 6 minutes after the scheduled start time of the stream. This stranded mystery family member needs Nick to personally save them.
Wow, what a fucking goblin this man is, he's just not even trying anymore. Wonder if he just forgot and made other plans and the IRL is more important than his date with destiny (and other associated retards).
 
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Dick and Vito are now going after Melonie Mac and her religion for taking Vito's flat statements about his attraction to children seriously. Vito in his attempt to dunk on the Christian fundamentalists unwittingly calls himself mentally ill and in need of treatment, while Dick just flails around like a fedora from r/atheist.
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So Vito's done pretending it was all just jokes, right?
 
Dick and Vito are now going after Melonie Mac and her religion for taking Vito's flat statements about his attraction to children seriously. Vito in his attempt to dunk on the Christian fundamentalists unwittingly calls himself mentally ill and in need of treatment, while Dick just flails around like a fedora from r/atheist.
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So now we shift from "just jokes" to the idea that pedophiles - including Vito - are mentally ill people that deserve Christian compassion. Very much in line with Vito's older "intellectual" comment that social acceptance and empathy given to Pedophiles will lead to less child abuse.

So which is it NIck?

a) its all "just jokes" and Vito is just being a comedian doing a bit
b) Vito is a self-described mentally ill pedophile who deserves our christian love, social acceptance and empathy.
 
Dick and Vito are now going after Melonie Mac and her religion for taking Vito's flat statements about his attraction to children seriously. Vito in his attempt to dunk on the Christian fundamentalists unwittingly calls himself mentally ill and in need of treatment, while Dick just flails around like a fedora from r/atheist.
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Casting aside how disgusting it is to compare pedophilia to actual mental illnesses, I'm pretty sure her thoughts on pedos are in line with the Bible's.
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Somehow Nick Rekieta has found a reason to cancel on this stream. This is rather quite unlike him!

Note that he tweeted this out 6 minutes after the scheduled start time of the stream. This stranded mystery family member needs Nick to personally save them.
They couldn't even get Nick Fuentes for this, they had to settle for Fuentes's 4 foot 10, literal cuckold, Beardson Beardly.
 
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