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Congratulations on coming up with the nicest way to say morbidly obese orangutan-armed repulsive freak that I'd ever seen.
You must be a very nice person.
Kaylyn Saucedo / Kaylyn Dicksion / MarzGurl - Orangutan-armed Clout Chaser, Creator of #KickVic, Crowdfund Grifter, Made a Tribute to a Rapist, RIP Siren
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You must be a very nice person.
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She looks like a fat Kunihiko Ikuhara in the early stages of HRT, minus the fame and talent.
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Like a lunch lady or schoolbus driver. Or maybe just the bus.
Volmsaiyan
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It's like she took the sex appeal dial in her character creator and ran it to negative 100. You know as stupid as she is, I think she has to be partially cultivating this gender-amorphous blob image on purpose.
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For some reason she’s still putting videos on YouTube that struggle to get two digit views.
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You all know about the joke about the woman that goes to the hair stylist and says, "Yo, just fuck my shit up, fam"?
I never, ever thought such a thing could come to pass for real.
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Of all the people to model your stuff I would never think Armzy would be your first choice.
Or maybe it's to show that the sleeves are long enough to fit even her?
Volmsaiyan
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She is so obsessed with Vic,to the point of stalking.
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Haven’t checked in on Armzy in awhile.
Mother of God she got fat! Wasn’t exactly Kate Winslet back in the day either but Jesus…
As an aside I find it hilarious that for a month or two I tried streaming vidya with my brother as a lark. We did no kind of promotion, just two dudes playing games and in that 60 days we got more viewers and subscribers than she has in all the time she’s been at it.
Mother of God she got fat! Wasn’t exactly Kate Winslet back in the day either but Jesus…
As an aside I find it hilarious that for a month or two I tried streaming vidya with my brother as a lark. We did no kind of promotion, just two dudes playing games and in that 60 days we got more viewers and subscribers than she has in all the time she’s been at it.
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She has a funny way of coping. It's not that she was rejected, laughed up, and shit on after all her antics. It's not that she sucks and is stupid and has no voice for anything. It's not that she failed out of school for being stupid. It's not the she married a loser spic that had no prospects to many any money.
It's she burned out. I swear she is the female spoony when it comes to life goals.
She was just cute enough, 10 years ago, to have married some decent looking guy that had money.
Instead she burned all her anime goodwill and CA as well by trashing her ex bosses every single time. I guess she expects those 50 total view streams, 5 at a time, to pay her way now.
It's she burned out. I swear she is the female spoony when it comes to life goals.
She was just cute enough, 10 years ago, to have married some decent looking guy that had money.
Instead she burned all her anime goodwill and CA as well by trashing her ex bosses every single time. I guess she expects those 50 total view streams, 5 at a time, to pay her way now.
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Patreon sounds like too much work? I guess she knows that she'd actually have to promise to do something to get anyone to send her money, but even then I kinda doubt people will be lining up to pay her to do... whatever exactly it is that she thinks they will.
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She's unemployed. Admittedly so. And before that admittedly part time doing subtitles in her own language.
Josh Knight, I imagine, isn't raking in the cash either. If I were going to be in that scenario I'd at least be a bit humble and not try to destroy you image. This is really funny if she thinks she's going to get some kind of living off patreon after her near $0 income from twitch.
Burned herself out with patreon requests for reviews? This is assuming I counted right and didn't get the request covers(who the fuck decided to ever pay her to sing a song?) or the couple gameplay requests mixed in.
1 in 2020
1 in 2019
10 in 2017
10 in 2016
1 in 2015
Even at her peak in 2016-17 assuming she was eventually posting these all to youtube, she was doing less than an average of one per month on her channel. And got so burnt out she spent the next few years doing 1 a year? I can understand why doing them for some anime series or TV show running 12+ episodes that you never wanted to watch in the first place could be obnoxious, but a bunch of this other stuff is just OVAs or movies, so just include a total running time limit?
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And it's not that others gave up on her, it's her power to give up on others.
"Level of production" is a pretty amazing statement for an unemployed loser.
Marz blocks Spoony:
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I've seen more accomplishment and determination from a sloth crossing the road. I've also seen more people willing to pick them up and help them to cross it.
As I post this, Noah makes $296.40 cad on Patreon doing nothing. She's admitting to being worse than the Spoony One.
"zero" is certainly a level of production.
It's fucking hilarious that she thinks somehow restarting her mediocre "reviewer career" from a decade ago is going to accomplish anything. You mentioned Spoony above, but he at least had enough of an audience years ago that if he were to actually crap out some content could make a buck off of the residual fanbase and potentially even get himself some new fans if it was worth a shit. Armz? No one is going to want to listen to this shrill soccer-mom clown for any length of time let alone regularly and throw money at her when there is a massive number of women even in their 30s making content on youtube that would be less irritating to listen to or watch.
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Yes, but Kaylyn's already failing to make money doing nothing on Twitch and YouTube, so I took that into consideration.