Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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"Killer claimed to be radicalized after 'reading Black Twitter's food takes'" is a headline that's going to be funny to read in A&N one day.
after reading what these retards have to say about italian and mexican food, i can understand how someone might be radicalized

but then i remember that these niggers will eventually kill themselves with all the sodium they consoom. then im not so upset
 
Oh Lord, in your infinite grace, please let there be a video of an Italian fighting a Black after he saw his grandmama's dish get Lawry's poured all over it.
I hope to see a groid do that in front of a Sicilian. Especially one who knows what his great grand mama experienced from a groid.
 
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I've heard the thing about "black people spaghetti" for 20+ years. Want to know what their "seasoning" is for it? Its just sugar. They dump a load of sugar into their pasta sauce until it becomes sweet and thick. They think that tomato sauces shouldn't be at all acidic and instead sickly sweet.
 
I've heard the thing about "black people spaghetti" for 20+ years. Want to know what their "seasoning" is for it? Its just sugar. They dump a load of sugar into their pasta sauce until it becomes sweet and thick. They think that tomato sauces shouldn't be at all acidic and instead sickly sweet.
And if you cook your sauce correctly, i.e longer, a lot of the acidity is cut and it's perfect.
 
I'd like to nominate choco chimps cereal as at least an honorable mention, considering who the fuck else would eat something like this. I'm surprised any company would be willing to make such a cereal with a name and picture like that on the box. Its just asking for a marketing nightmare when somebody photoshops obama or some other black guy onto that chimp on the box

I will not stand for this slander. Choco chimps is delicious.

I've heard the thing about "black people spaghetti" for 20+ years. Want to know what their "seasoning" is for it? Its just sugar. They dump a load of sugar into their pasta sauce until it becomes sweet and thick. They think that tomato sauces shouldn't be at all acidic and instead sickly sweet.
Did you know 4 out of 5 black women are obese? I wonder how such a thing could happen.
 
I've heard the thing about "black people spaghetti" for 20+ years. Want to know what their "seasoning" is for it? Its just sugar. They dump a load of sugar into their pasta sauce until it becomes sweet and thick. They think that tomato sauces shouldn't be at all acidic and instead sickly sweet.
let them season themselves into diabetes, i say.
 
I've heard the thing about "black people spaghetti" for 20+ years. Want to know what their "seasoning" is for it? Its just sugar. They dump a load of sugar into their pasta sauce until it becomes sweet and thick. They think that tomato sauces shouldn't be at all acidic and instead sickly sweet.
Interesting, a study was done back in 2000 that may be relevant for this.

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Maybe that explains the Sugarghetti.
 
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As a Noticer™ one thing I've noticed about blacks is they will be totally healthy, young and normal weight but still ride the fat people scooter grocery stores provide. They will usually be wearing a bonnet cus dey weave ain't done, fluffy slippers and and yelling at someone on FaceTime while the little scooty puff basket is full of processed frozen shit and snacks. If you live in the south, keep your eyes peeled for this shit you can't unsee it once you notice it
Thats a staple of Publix and Winne Dixie, it's just one of those things that goes together like peanut butter and jelly or niggers and crime.
 
And if you cook your sauce correctly, i.e longer, a lot of the acidity is cut and it's perfect.
That would require actually home making your own sauce. That's not what they do. They buy their jar of Ragu or Prego or whatever brand they happen to like, dump it into a sauce pan, heat and then add sugar until beetus happens.

I'm not even against a little sugar in pasta sauce. Like a teaspoon of it can enhance a big pot of homemade. But they put like dessert level of it in there.
 
You have to add sugar to sauce.
Get the acidity right.

Wanna know a weird secret to make a good sauce?
Fresh ingredients
Use carrots to make the sauce more sweet
Caramellize onions before dumping the sauce in the pan
Fresh garlic and basil

Niggers dont understand
The food isnt bland
They just lost their taste buds in a gang shootout
 
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>blk people be doing that sheit bettah!
thats nothing new, thats the same old same old
they could meet god himself and still be like 'yo black people could make adam and eve better man you didnt even season em!'
You have to add sugar to sauce.
Get the acidity right.

Wanna know a weird secret to make a good sauce?
Fresh ingredients
Use carrots to make the sauce more sweet
Caramellize onions before dumping the sauce in the pan
Fresh garlic and basil

Niggers dont understand
The food isnt bland
They just lost their taste buds in a gang shootout
thats a beautiful poem bro

that aside, this does make me wonder if they comprehend flavors beyond their designated store bought various powders
like, if you asked a group of black people what they would do if they, say, wanted to make a dish sweeter and didn't have sugar on hand... what would they say? could they comprehend fruit, sugary veggies, honey or mollasses or something of the sort...? or would they just go 'yo is this some kinda riddle man? do i gotta go to the store for more sugar?'
 
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I've heard the thing about "black people spaghetti" for 20+ years. Want to know what their "seasoning" is for it? Its just sugar. They dump a load of sugar into their pasta sauce until it becomes sweet and thick. They think that tomato sauces shouldn't be at all acidic and instead sickly sweet.
Incredible, Darksydephil is terrified of black people but he makes pasta sauce the same way they do
 
I've heard the thing about "black people spaghetti" for 20+ years. Want to know what their "seasoning" is for it? Its just sugar. They dump a load of sugar into their pasta sauce until it becomes sweet and thick. They think that tomato sauces shouldn't be at all acidic and instead sickly sweet.
Isn't that just Filipino spaghetti?
 
My husband and I had the most amazing run in at the supermarket. It's almost Reddit fiction levels of perfect, but I swear to God, this happened.

We were loading up a shopping basket with what must have seemed like horrifying amounts of herbs and spices. I brine my meats and make my own sauces, lay off me. Some young black guy with loose posture and extreme reefer eyes approached us saying "hey, I'm sorry to bother y'all" (this was the point I immediately prepared myself to briskly walk away from some kind of begging parasite) "but do you know where the corn starch is? My sister's pregnant and she gotta have her corn starch. She cravin' it." If I didn't busy myself talking, I was going to start laughing and would not have been able to stop, so I said "oh, does she get it damp and then dry it out on a tray to make it crunchy?" He seemed confused about the crunchy corn starch notion and said that she just eats it from a spoon. We were already in the baking aisle, so I helped him find the big containers of corn starch that were almost out and pushed way towards the back on the bottom shelf. He thanked me, I gave him kudos for doing something for his sister and he went to checkout.

My husband, who had been turned away from the interaction since that stranger had said "corn starch" finally turned to face me again with his face red from holding in his laughter, covered his mouth and cackled like a muffled maniac in a straightjacket.

So we've got
  • white people with obscene amounts of "seasonings"
  • black woman wants to eat corn starch
  • in stead of taking natal vitamins
  • her brother is getting it, not the baby daddy
  • the brutha on the fetch quest was high as a kite
That interaction made my day.
 
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