Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[One Guy Online]

Tried it for a few minutes, and I just don't see the appeal.

Doing $5 bets I picked up 4 or 5 small wins against over 20 losses, and was down $100 in almost no time. So unless they're using a different algo in the actual casino, it doesn't seem to pay out very much. And unlike a traditional slot machine the method of scoring is not at all obvious, it's completely baffling to me. (Even more so trying to watch BMJ, he plays so damn fast.)

I won't play something I don't understand, so guess I'm just not a Boss-Level Gambla like good ole Austin here.

That's about right for any slot machine. Most slot machines will say they have a RTP of some percent, usually 90-97 or whatever. That's supposed to mean that "in the long run" for every $100 you spend, you'll get back $90-$97.

Problem is that most slot machines are incredibly volatile, and that RTP assumes that during those spins, you'll hit the max payout from time to time. Once you remove those ultra-high win results from the equation, your more "realistic" return on a slot machine plummets hard. The more volatile the game, the more of a feast-or-famine impact the slot machines have on your wallet.

 

[The oxymoronic European]

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Why so mad?

I just don't understand these retards. You have Bossman, (pog as bitch as always) who unlike other Lolcows, melts down LITERALLY EVERY STREAM I HAVE SEEN FROM HIM.

You don't have to wait months and look through boring chatlogs at something that's probably more depressing than it is funny, just straight old fashioned tard rage. Consistently. No/very little reading required for the attention spam challenged. His clips are funny, and they come every day. And yet this mongoloids response to that is:
"You know what would make it le kekw?! Pizzas. I'm so original."

You have this kino lolcow, and you want to poke it enough that it won't be just Austins fault anymore that his life is fucked up. I am willing to bet that at some point he'll get swatted by one of these fucking niggerlectuals. And that is one bet I'll be very sour to win.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I've edited a super condensed version of his latest stream. It's not all that exciting but maybe good for the sleeping Amerimutts who missed Austin getting felted by the cat 3 times in a row and don't want to slog through hours of Runescape to see it.
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I'm so happy to have watched this live. Watching Austin get Ross'd in real time is a treasure to behold.

 

[Blitzsneed]

That's about right for any slot machine. Most slot machines will say they have a RTP of some percent, usually 90-97 or whatever. That's supposed to mean that "in the long run" for every $100 you spend, you'll get back $90-$97.

Problem is that most slot machines are incredibly volatile, and that RTP assumes that during those spins, you'll hit the max payout from time to time. Once you remove those ultra-high win results from the equation, your more "realistic" return on a slot machine plummets hard. The more volatile the game, the more of a feast-or-famine impact the slot machines have on your wallet.

What does interest me is the seed. Would it be tied to your account? Do multiple slots share this seed or it's different for each slot? Online casinos are wierd and I'd rather stick to the ones IRL. And I gamble very rarely and know from the get-go I will empty my gamba budget anyway. I've seen many people burn their money in hopes of "hitting it big". The most important rules in gambling are still:
1. The house always wins.
2. Only gamble what you can afford.
>b-but muh random faggot banned from blackjack and casinos from Vegus!
Casinos catch card counters very quick now and will tell you to fuck off very fast. And I wouldn't be surprised if those people get mugged/their kneecaps broken if notoriety grows. For influenzas: blackmail or bribes (sponsorships).

The only winning move is not to play. Don't gamble for profit.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

If they have a policy like this it must be implemented very inconsistently. There is so much streamer on streamer drama on Twitch that if they ban all the faggot streamers I've seen hate on each other or start fights with each other 90% of the top 50 streamers would be banned.

I feel that a lot of the time, whether a streamer is punished or not depends on if the mods at Twitch like them or hate them.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

Edit: Maybe I'm wrong? I just got into stake and I swear yesterday someone on roulette was asking for what numbers to pick yesterday over voice chat. I can't find anyway to do it.

Schizo moment.

It does sound like a fun concept, though, imagine endless legionns of people like Austin playing on mic and sperging out constantly over loses, the sounds of walls being punnched through shitty webcam microphones.

 

[degengambalar]

Stake is called the social casino. You can voice chat with people when doing the live table games and they have a text chat you can do.

Edit: Maybe I'm wrong? I just got into stake and I swear yesterday someone on roulette was asking for what numbers to pick yesterday over voice chat. I can't find anyway to do it. I'm probably crazy or maybe it's a VIP thing like if you spend $200,000 you can voice chat or something.

No stake is called a social casino because it's free. Its a USA loophole with sweepstakes. You can register and get $1 for free every day without having to deposit anything. You don't buy Stake Cash(this is real money) but instead but Gold Coins(fake play money). The Stake Cash is given as a free bonus for buying gold coins.
Obviously all bullshit just a loophole.

 

[03crep]

With all these newfags joining just to shit on Austin I'm not surprised someone's already been threadbanned. If you're an a-logging or cow-tipping VAGINA, your status as a Certified Jacker™ is REVOKED, bitch

 

[Blitzsneed]

No stake is called a social casino because it's free. Its a USA loophole with sweepstakes. You can register and get $1 for free every day without having to deposit anything. You don't buy Stake Cash(this is real money) but instead but Gold Coins(fake play money). The Stake Cash is given as a free bonus for buying gold coins.
Obviously all bullshit just a loophole.

Sponsored gamblers have to spend their whole balance before they can cash it out. Why do people spam the dice game with a 99% success rate for the for immediate cashouts?

 

[Lainey09]

With all these newfags joining just to shit on Austin I'm not surprised someone's already been threadbanned. If you're an a-logging or cow-tipping VAGINA, your status as a Certified Jacker™ is REVOKED, bitch

Imagine being such a nigger that you cow tip Austin. When you tip the cow, they win and the farms loses and we can’t have that.

 

[degengambalar]

Sponsored gamblers have to spend their whole balance before they can cash it out. Why do people spam the dice game with a 99% success rate for the for immediate cashouts?

I dont know if its part of the loophole or stake being greedy jews but you have to wager 3x whatever you deposit before you can withdraw it. Dice is the easiest and fastest way to meet that requirement.
If you deposit $50 for example you have to do 150 $1 dice rolls before you can cash out. With 99% chance you'll only lose a few dollars at most instead of risking it on slots or live games.

 

[dollgurl]

What is with Virgina and lolcows? Something in the water? Is it a hellish void of other worldly nightmares like florida?

This is a very nice home Mr and Mrs Peterson provided for their boy Austin after getting out of that terrible Williamsburg to get away from all his criminal troubles.
Funny, He talks about "getting the house sold" its not on the market.

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Is his room the pink one maybe?
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You see the mirror closet, the window and the door blocking the now infamous holy wall.

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ETA My bad search wasnt working earlier and I see this was posted like 2 weeks ago. Full info here https://kiwifarmsaaf4t2h7gc3dfc5ojh...on-austin_07-bossmanjack.170347/post-16687926

But the original purpose still stands. The house isnt for sale. hmmm.

 

[Kees H]

@dollgurl, just curious, are you the same DollGurl who's sperging in his chat and juicing him?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

What is with Virgina and lolcows? Something in the water? Is it a hellish void of other worldly nightmares like florida?

i mean if they allow chris to fuck his mom, i don’t expect anything less from them

 

[Jew-ish]

@dollgurl, just curious, are you the same DollGurl who's sperging in his chat and juicing him?

They claim to be, but they haven't proved anything.

 

[Z-Barr's Back Nuts]

My biggest wonder about Austin is what he thinks his end goal is. I swear I've heard him say one day he wants to hit the jackpot and not do this anymore, like does he have a magic number in his head that if he won it, he could stop right then and there? If so that number must be comically high to the point it is unachieveable (even more so than usual) or comically low because he has no idea what real life costs due to his sheltering.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Problem is that most slot machines are incredibly volatile, and that RTP assumes that during those spins, you'll hit the max payout from time to time. Once you remove those ultra-high win results from the equation, your more "realistic" return on a slot machine plummets hard. The more volatile the game, the more of a feast-or-famine impact the slot machines have on your wallet.

Also a lot better for keeping people at the machines pumping money into them. Big wins are a lot more exciting and rewarding vs. a bunch of smaller gains even if you actually lost money in the former case.

 

[Blitzsneed]

My biggest wonder about Austin is what he thinks his end goal is. I swear I've heard him say one day he wants to hit the jackpot and not do this anymore, like does he have a magic number in his head that if he won it, he could stop right then and there?

No. He will burn it away on Blackjack or Roulette and blow his brains out.

 

[Z-Barr's Back Nuts]

No. He will burn it away on Blackjack or Roulette and blow his brains out.

Yeah that is absolutely what would happen no matter how much he wins, but I mean what does he think his end goal is even if it's not reality. Granted I could just be giving him more credit than I should and he legit has a cymbal monkey brain who wants to gamble forever. I do think part of him means it when he says he wishes he could stop, but he's far past the point of no return.

 

[Lainey09]

@dollgurl, just curious, are you the same DollGurl who's sperging in his chat and juicing him?

I knew right when I saw joined yesterday on their profile it was going to be some faggot sperg but I didn’t want to say it until it was confirmed by evidence of some sort. Update: Just saw it’s not 100 percent confirmed but pretending to be a faggot sperg is still cringe whether it’s them or not.