Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

Madcux could whip out foolproof evidence that he was 100% True & Honest innocent and both Dax and Asterios twirled mustaches muahahaing while conspiring to ruin his life. Nobody gives a shit now because Maddox is a bald, gaynigger with AIDS from outer space and has been declared a cuck by court of law.

Also sitting on a grudge for years is something women do to each other, not men. Shoot some T you cardboad cutout shark afficionado.
 
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More people watched Whang talk about a disgusting internet thing in 16 hours than watched Maddox in five days.

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demicolon said:
Madcux could whip out foolproof evidence that he was 100% True & Honest innocent and both Dax and Asterios twirled mustaches muahahaing while conspiring to ruin his life. Nobody gives a shit now because Maddox is a bald, gaynigger with AIDS from outer space and has been declared a cuck by court of law.

Also sitting on a grudge for years is something women do to each other, not men. Shoot some T you cardboad cutout shark afficionado.
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Bro those are vinyl stickers, much like you'd see in a prebuescent boys room however they would have something more badass like iron man. Thats why they are curling because he lives in the sun room where you're supposed to keep plants. I have the integrity to set the record straight for your disparaging comment.
 
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Yawning Asperchu said:
One thing about Maddox though, is that in his prime at least he always came with a fresh take or made content about things that weren't already covered to death. There's so much regurgitation on the internet and YouTube in particular these days it's unreal.

I gotta say, I liked this video. It made me actually realize and think about just how much YouTube "content creators" get by just by reading other people's work with slightly different wording.
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Maddox got in at the beginning of it all. Of course he had something new to say all of the time. His takes aren't groundbreaking, anymore, because everything has been talked about over and over again. There's only so many subjects to cover and, even then, only so many people actually care about. Regardless, aside from his shock jock schtick his other takes weren't necessarily anything new.
 
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DankSmoker said:
Bro those are vinyl stickers, much like you'd see in a prebuescent boys room however they would have something more badass like iron man. Thats why they are curling because he lives in the sun room where you're supposed to keep plants. I have the integrity to set the record straight for your disparaging comment.
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OK.
- Maddox's cardboard cutout sharks are actually vinyl stickers,
- Maddox is a bald gaynigger from outer space with monkeypox AIDS out of this world.
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more cool you not grammar nazi.
 
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Oh, yeah, I bet there are a hundred signs Maddox worked on this for years: I decide to take one at random, 10:08 in, knowyourmeme on Spielberg hunting the triceratops, first uploaded 7 years ago. I go to the page now and it's 9 years ago. So that alone has been sitting in a folder for 2 years as he works on this.

ANYWAY, I try to give people the benefit-of-the-doubt and believe in redemption arcs. Two quick examples off the top of my head, from MC Chris to Eminem, I think one day they could dislodge their head from the cavity they've shoved it into, apologize for the stupid turns they made, and return to actually trying to give their audiences something that people would love them for again, and do so in full humility for the nasty retardation of their past.

It's part of why I can't find myself hating Whang or Dick Masterson (the latter who I think is a legit genius of trolling -- case in point, his Dr. Phil appearance is among the most successful trolls conceivable); (Vito on the other hand...)
Maddox I'd be willing to forgive, too. Many of us do fondly remember when he uploaded something new 20+ years ago, being genuinely kinda-excited to see what he was making fun of this time... they were some good times. (Putting his face on video was a bad idea, but I guess that was a side-effect of his imo ill-conceived book & book tours).

But unfortunately for Maddox, I think he suffers from such a severe case of head-up-assitis that even other AIDS patients cannot fathom how it happened. He still thinks he's that edgy alpha pirate persona (who we used to think was meant as a meme, just playing a part); he actually does think he's the Best Thing On The Internet, and that it's only his backstabbing partners that ever caused his downfall... this dude is hopeless.
I wish it wasn't hopeless. I wish he could recover. Apologize for his asshattery -- much of which is essentially beyond apologizing for at this point, but I don't think it would hurt him -- and go back to just trying to laugh, and maybe learn to actually laugh at himself.
Because no, Maddox, you are NOT a pirate. You never actually had the Best Page In The Universe, not even remotely. You've never been a comedic genius, you've never been a believable ITG, and really you've never been someone anyone should emulate... but you still can do some great criticism, you've got some great creativity, and at times, you can be surprising and surprisingly funny.
But, again, I don't think there's any hope of his recovery. Oh well. At least we can laugh at him.
 
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nym said:
But unfortunately for Maddox, I think he suffers from such a severe case of head-up-assitis that even other AIDS patients cannot fathom how it happened. He still thinks he's that edgy alpha pirate persona (who we used to think was meant as a meme, just playing a part); he actually does think he's the Best Thing On The Internet, and that it's only his backstabbing partners that ever caused his downfall... this dude is hopeless.
I wish it wasn't hopeless. I wish he could recover. Apologize for his asshattery -- much of which is essentially beyond apologizing for at this point, but I don't think it would hurt him -- and go back to just trying to laugh, and maybe learn to actually laugh at himself.
Because no, Maddox, you are NOT a pirate. You never actually had the Best Page In The Universe, not even remotely. You've never been a comedic genius, you've never been a believable ITG, and really you've never been someone anyone should emulate... but you still can do some great criticism, you've got some great creativity, and at times, you can be surprising and surprisingly funny.
But, again, I don't think there's any hope of his recovery. Oh well. At least we can laugh at him.
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Maddox had some serious issues with thinking he was more intelligent than he actually was, probably one of the biggest examples of Dunning-Krueger around.

This led to some unintentional comedy in Biggest Problem, like "if I had a jetpack, I would have a FOOLPROOF WAY to STEAL THE CROWN JEWELS" (and acted like it was an idea that he didn't want stolen) which Dick rightfully laughed in his face about, or "My ideal future would be the smart people locked in Oculus Rift coffins while the plebs mine for rare earth metals under robot overlords", or his denial that he did in fact undercook rice at a dinner he went to, or just weird things about his childhood that he tried to make sound cool but ended up being a bigger sperg. Early on in Biggest Problem we learn that he had a "genius" way for his mother to bring more corn for him in the basement. Instead of something like getting a hotplate or microwave, he bought a megaphone from RadioShack and called his mother that way. And if it wasn't that we'd just get childish rants about how he wanted his coffin to be launched into the sun, or stuff like that.

The problem is even after the lolsuit, he never learned his lesson. Maybe retiring the Maddox persona was a good step when he was on that podcast with Haley Mancini but it was clear that he was a talentless hack pretending to like Godzilla in order to get into some air-headed C-list celebrity's pants, and it's hard to even feel sorry for him based on how he delighted in being an asshole to his fans. How many "dude, get out of L.A., it's not good for you" messages were simply ignored or responded with spite?
 
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Instead of something like getting a hotplate or microwave, he bought a megaphone from RadioShack and called his mother that way.
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I think he said something about taking a broom and banging it on the ceiling to get his mother to bring him more soup

Either way, it was really funny and just kept him sounding like a comedian writing a character, until we figured out that he really is that person.
 
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If only Maddox had just stopped after his first book back when people thought he was funny.
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No. I was someone who frequented his site, fell for the shill campaign and bought the book. It was the stupidest fucking no effort rehash of the lamest parts of his site because no publisher in their right mind would touch his edgy content. It was a lesson learned for my young self not to idolize anyone, especially what we now call e-celebrities. They're all some form of retarded lonely faggot to have enough time to post anything to the Internet.
 
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nym said:
ANYWAY, I try to give people the benefit-of-the-doubt and believe in redemption arcs. Two quick examples off the top of my head, from MC Chris to Eminem, I think one day they could dislodge their head from the cavity they've shoved it into, apologize for the stupid turns they made, and return to actually trying to give their audiences something that people would love them for again, and do so in full humility for the nasty retardation of their past.
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Wait I'm familiar with eminem being retarded but was MC Chris also afflicted with TDS? Never really kept up with the guy. I still like his song about reese's pieces.
 
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Maddox got in at the beginning of it all. Of course he had something new to say all of the time. His takes aren't groundbreaking, anymore, because everything has been talked about over and over again. There's only so many subjects to cover and, even then, only so many people actually care about. Regardless, aside from his shock jock schtick his other takes weren't necessarily anything new.
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Yeah, he came before most current content creators. That's not the difference though imo, as there's always new stuff happening all the time (thus new subject matter). A lot of content creators just sound like they're reading a school report that they threw together after scanning the Wikipedia page of the video topic. YouTuber iiluminaughtii is a good example of this.
 
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Wait I'm familiar with eminem being retarded but was MC Chris also afflicted with TDS? Never really kept up with the guy. I still like his song about reese's pieces.
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Yeah MC Chris is what we might call "super-progressive" as he wallows in his ̷f̷a̷g̷g̷o̷t̷r̷y̷ er, misery. It's the resentment of the commie or the proto-commie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ub0TCJxwwY
And I apologize to everyone for that long post that referenced Maddox's AIDS but neglected to mention his balding gayniggerdliness
 
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Wait I'm familiar with eminem being retarded but was MC Chris also afflicted with TDS? Never really kept up with the guy. I still like his song about reese's pieces.
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Caught a case of TDS, got divorced, lost his kid, wound up living out of his car for a bit, streamed games on twitch arguing with his audience, lost his fanbase in the process, did some IRL streaming on twitch and FB making himself look like an ass, may have groomed his ex-wife as she might have been underage when they met, basically flushed his niche career down the toilet and he's done hardly fuck all for ages. I want to say a couple years back he tried grooming a fan on his FB streams or something?
 
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Caught a case of TDS, got divorced, lost his kid, wound up living out of his car for a bit, streamed games on twitch arguing with his audience, lost his fanbase in the process, did some IRL streaming on twitch and FB making himself look like an ass, may have groomed his ex-wife as she might have been underage when they met, basically flushed his niche career down the toilet and he's done hardly fuck all for ages. I want to say a couple years back he tried grooming a fan on his FB streams or something?
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Jesus christ. I'm surprised more people don't mention mc chris's descent into poverty of his own dumbass volition.
 
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