Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

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Glad I’m not the only one.

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New balldo’s dropped:
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No the balldo doesn't fit, it should be a dick in place of the bottle. And the jerkey in the first picture should be ejaculating on Nick's face. Nick's face should be absolutely coated in ejacululant.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Isn't half the purpose of a wedding ring to act as a signal to strangers around you that you are off the market?

If you make up your own new age faggy symbol, no one other than those who know you, and hence don't need signaling, are going to know what it signifies.

It's also supposed to represent permanence - gold and silver are precious, investing in that for yourself and your woman is a kind of concrete representation of that commitment. Dying your hair like a fag is exactly transient and inscrutable - it doesn't mean anything to anyone, it doesn't take any commitment, and it's just going to fade away over time. It's kind of an apt symbol for marriage in the Weimerican hellscape when you think about it.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't half the purpose of a wedding ring to act as a signal to strangers around you that you are off the market?

Nick's ring advertises that he is on the market though. And not just for women.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

I pay special attention to your posts to find the fish heads references. One of these days I am going to catch you slipping up and not including one.

You don't have enough fish heads to catch me. The only time I might not mention them is if I am responding to null directly, although he hasn't banned me for the fish autism yet so inshallah.

Anybody have an approximate date for when the locals/rumble deals are up for renogotian?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

There are cheaper resorts that are more luxurious, cater to sexual exploration like these two seem to enjoy, and have an overall better experience than Hedonism II.

That's the biggest red flag for me...there are so many better places to visit that would've been more worth it from a money standpoint and cater to a cleaner crowd.

The fact that they chose Hedonism II makes me think it really is a cucked fetish thing, or that Kayla (and possibly Drex) sold the idea to him saying he'd be able to get some too even though the event caters mostly to women and cucks the men. I'm really interested to know the behind the scenes because like I said....so many better options that would have given them both their "happy ending."

Hedonism II is the carnival cruiselines of "couples resorts" and funky swinger vacas. Tacky, mid, tacky, no imagination, tacky.

No it definitely is that bad, it's literally a fourth-tier toilet.

william Mitchell was not bad - there are many of its grads in (MN-based) firms and companies who are very competent and successful. Also hamline though a bit less so. As for the combined school I have no idea, but once upon a time these were passable schools for certain of their alumni. By ranking - sure - not good, and I've posted their stats before. But there are are some good and successful lawyers who came out of them pre-merger.

But those people are not Nick. Nick has barely practiced, and when he did it was as a solo - with apparently no connections to guide or develop him. And like the jackass he is he thinks he didn't need any tutelage. Guess what: baby lawyers need mentors and forms and guidance. Nick - like his audience, apparently- thought a degree means more than it does. His sloppy legal work and bad takes confirm.

He is just lazy, you can get guaranteed admissions to the U of M if you do 2 years at a local community college first. It’s meant to incentivize people within the state to attend a local university instead of going out of state or not at all, while also helping people that are worried about testing. It bypasses the SAT score requirement. He is either too impatient, too cheap or too dumb to know about this. It’s a cheaper alternative to get most of your prerequisites out of the way so you can focus on your main course of study later at the better school.

https://admissions.tc.umn.edu/mncap-minnesota-cooperative-admissions-program

He didn't have the grit or intellect to do that.

The fact is he couldn't get into the preferable regional law school. Because he's dumb.

U of Minnesota is ranked #16 nationally, not really a "regional" law school, though it is also that.

IIRC, a law school that would let Nick take classes exclusively at night was one of Nick's prerequisites.

IANAL, but I doubt most of the reputable schools allow you to do law school like it's a side hustle.

One of the most rapidly successful lawyers I ever knew (and my reference points are elite schools, students, firms, companies) had done Fordham at night. He had drive, work ethic, and undying commitment. Was he the smartest person I've ever met? I don't know/don't think so; but he was committed and he kicked the asses of plenty of people from superior schools.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Anybody have an approximate date for when the locals/rumble deals are up for renogotian?

I believe that the execution period may started in January, so it might end with the year.

I do know that he got a HUGE boost in the October/November timespan with the banning, so I expect that if those yearly subscriptions drop, it could influence things. It might be what is motivating him to create more content.

FYI, he was supposed to record and post his first 'How to be a streamer' video early this week, and he has yet to do it.

 

[AnOminous]

One of the most rapidly successful lawyers I ever knew (and my reference points are elite schools, students, firms, companies) had done Fordham at night. He had drive, work ethic, and undying commitment. Was he the smartest person I've ever met? I don't know/don't think so; but he was committed and he kicked the asses of plenty of people from superior schools.

I agree on general principle with this. But Nick is not one of those people.

FYI, he was supposed to record and post his first 'How to be a streamer' video early this week, and he has yet to do it.

Oh so yet another thing this jackass says he'll do and then just blows off. We've certainly never seen that before.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I agree on general principle with this. But Nick is not one of those people.

Agree 100%. He's a duffer. (2nd definition)

As I said:

But those people are not Nick.

That applies to good regional law grads as well as the guy I mentioned.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick's ring advertises that he is on the market though. And not just for women.

To be the fuckee not the fucker. Due to alcohol abuse Nick's dick don't work. His ANAL ring is on the market to be fucked by men or pegged by women.

You don't have enough fish heads to catch me. The only time I might not mention them is if I am responding to null directly, although he hasn't banned me for the fish autism yet so inshallah.

Wouldn't be sporting to count those.

FYI, he was supposed to record and post his first 'How to be a streamer' video early this week, and he has yet to do it.

Like that was ever going to happen.

 

[Arch Zealot]

Man to think i used to be able to listen to this dude for hours every day. And now im annoyed by him within minutes.
Null might be autistic but atleast he is consistent

 

[AnOminous]

Man to think i used to be able to listen to this dude for hours every day. And now im annoyed by him within minutes.
Null might be autistic but atleast he is consistent

All this fag does is bitch and complain about how totally not mad he is, fooling nobody.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Didnt nick say he only accepted clients if they are already ready to plead guilty? Hence he never went to trial? Essentially making him just a form filler?

 

[Lichen Bark]

Man to think i used to be able to listen to this dude for hours every day. And now im annoyed by him within minutes.
Null might be autistic but atleast he is consistent

It is really sad, and to think we might have a big law case coming up Elon Musk v. The ADL. I wish Old Nick was here to cover it.

 

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[Pilgrim of Grace]

- Claimed to be drinking sweet tea until midway through the show and switched to whisky.

So Rekeita has now become Mr. Lahey.

"Chat...I am the liquor."

 

[anionfarflung]

Oh chiote! Drex in Nashville confirmed!

 

[You gain Brouzouf]

You don't have enough fish heads to catch me. The only time I might not mention them is if I am responding to null directly, although he hasn't banned me for the fish autism yet so inshallah.

Anybody have an approximate date for when the locals/rumble deals are up for renogotian?

I sense of dread tends to overtake me when I read your posts

I know the fish heads are coming and there's no way to stop them, I just have to keep reading

 

[northstar747]

i ve skimmed this thread and i think my brain broke.

this isom and vito shit....kayfabe?

cant nick pay a paralegal to research legal cases spend an hour to review before stream. do an hour or two then pull out the whiskey and have REKITA AFTER DARK.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Didnt nick say he only accepted clients if they are already ready to plead guilty? Hence he never went to trial? Essentially making him just a form filler?

I had a cousin or three work as Public Defenders. A lot of the work is basically pleading down and making a deal with the prosecutor for a lot of cases.

I think Nick stated that he was a contract/ estate lawyer primarily, which isn’t anything to be ashamed of.

 

[AnOminous]

I had a cousin or three work as Public Defenders. A lot of the work is basically pleading down and making a deal with the prosecutor for a lot of cases.

I think Nick stated that he was a contract/ estate lawyer primarily, which isn’t anything to be ashamed of.

Let's face facts. The vast majority of criminal defendants are guilty as hell. So of all of Nick's sins, pleading out criminal cases is the absolute least of them.