Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

What in the hell was the point of THIS?
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She’s doing this in Finland.

3 months ago she wouldn’t have been able to do this.

All conditions and illnesses are managed.

She couldn’t do uphill hiking and now she can.

Tears…she’s coming back to herself.

Blah blah, I am fat. Stop judging, stop punishing.

Found a doctor who would do what she says. (See Munchie thread.). Doc changed her life. More tears.

Aaynd doc was kind aynd patient and it was worth it. More vagueposting about condishuns.

Doctors are going to be Allies, not fat-haters. Novo Nordisk is starting “Inclusivity Obesity Care Program.” (Prescribe everybody Ozempic.).

Treat fat like health issues rather than moral failing. (no fucking way I am.)

At the end of the day it’s about (Anna’s blah blah blah) selling drugs.

She reintegrated movement. Consistancy.
Not only diet but changed food. (Ozempic makes you lose food desires)

No longer gives a fuck if you get mad that she’ll lose weight. Cries again.

Whah whah, nobody has loved her she never fit in.

Blamed stuff on weight. Now doesnt. Cries again. So happy. Proud of herself.

Lost weight. Not as much as we think but she’s doing it healthy. The right way, not like all you stuid plebs.

Went on a walk with visitor instead of out to dinner, cries again. Who knew you don’t have to eat every time you see someone?

You can get healthy if you find a doctor who will prescribe semiglutide.

(Anna: people who have diabetes cant get this drug because fat fucks are using it all up. )

Be kind to fatties. /end.
 
That was impressive, she didn't mention a single metric to indicate any improved health. Not weight, not blood pressure, not resting pulse, not blood glucose levels, nada. I guess we just have to trust her, things have really changed -- although we just saw her struggling with basic mobility in Europe and endlessly complaining about her body.

Even for the Farms, the ironic detachment needed to stomach this video from a visibly morbidly obese woman lecturing us on health is a bridge too far.
 
That was impressive, she didn't mention a single metric to indicate any improved health. Not weight, not blood pressure, not resting pulse, not blood glucose levels, nada. I guess we just have to trust her, things have really changed -- although we just saw her struggling with basic mobility in Europe and endlessly complaining about her body.
You know what we did see in Europe? Her downing three custard tarts.

Notice that sly little humble brag “Oh, I know so many of you are commenting on the changes to my body…” She clearly wants people to see the weight loss.

It’s wild to me that her circa 2011 NYC weight loss, where she legit lost a significant amount, just seems forgotten by her. She’s acting like she never achieved that, probably because she ended up gaining it back twofold.

Congrats Anna, you found what fatties since time immemorial have been salivating for: a magic drug that kills all appetite. Hope there’s no long term side effects!
 
Sure, Jan.
Mock all you like, but shoe size does decrease with substantial weight loss, and 60 lb is substantial even in someone Anna’s size. Usually only one size lengthwise, but decreased width when you’ve been wearing WW can make shoes unwearable.
(Anna: people who have diabetes cant get this drug because fat fucks are using it all up. )
Novo Nordisk really should get on top of their supply issues before promoting the drug even more. While supplies are better now, it’s still limited until December 2023. In Australia the situation got so bad, the govt stepped in when the supply was at its worst, and restricted the prescribing to diabetics only. It’s now available again for weight loss.
 
I’m really unfamiliar with what these kinds of sponsorships entail, but do we think Anna is going on and on about her body changing and losing weight because she has to keep up an image for Novo?
This video is hard to watch because Anna is way too much. Hehe. But really, she makes a ton of money, is arguably successful and keeps talking about how she doesn’t fit in.
And who is looking at Anna and thinking she looks more healthy. Her face looks worse than ever.
Anna is just such an unlikable person
 
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So while she was feeling ignored and excluded in Finland by her fellow influencers, she decided to hole up in her room (while they were hiking or swimming or doing anything physical) and make a nonsensical so-emotional-I'm-crying-but-no-details-please video advertising Ozempic? Yeah, she certainly seems healthier and more stable than ever.
 
Anna appears to have moved to The Saint June. (Address: 5321 Barton Creek Blvd, Austin, TX 78735) It is brand new and much of the website is still concept art, but the pool and exterior of the buildings match what she has posted. Glancing at the floorplans, I think she's gotten the B1 2 bed, 2 bath one due to the kitchen layout and the side that the sliding barn door is on. That one is around 1300 sq ft and starts at $2734/month. It is west of Austin and right on the edge of Barton Creek Habitat Preserve.
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The Farms is running like utter shit right now but I'll try to attach pictures. And yes, I got off my ass and made a new account to post this after losing my old one in one of the numerous site meltdowns.
 
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Anna appears to have moved to The Saint June. (Address: 5321 Barton Creek Blvd, Austin, TX 78735) It is brand new and much of the website is still concept art, but the pool and exterior of the buildings match what she has posted. Glancing at the floorplans, I think she's gotten the B1 2 bed, 2 bath one due to the kitchen layout and the side that the sliding barn door is on. That one is around 1300 sq ft and starts at $2734/month. It is west of Austin and right on the edge of Barton Creek Habitat Preserve.
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The Farms is running like utter shit right now but I'll try to attach pictures. And yes, I got off my ass and made a new account to post this after losing my old one in one of the numerous site meltdowns.
Great job! I knew someone's autism would dox her sooner or later, I'm just surprised it took this long.
 
Mock all you like, but shoe size does decrease with substantial weight loss, and 60 lb is substantial even in someone Anna’s size. Usually only one size lengthwise, but decreased width when you’ve been wearing WW can make shoes unwearable.
Yes but what is astounding is that this is not the first time Anna has (supposedly) lost weight. She lost a huge chunk of FAT around 2011 so she should know already that you do shrink in unexpected places, such as your feet. That's why I and I assume others found her fake ignorance extremely annoying. Bitch, you been knew!
 
Shit, good job Brine! I was deciding between the June and the La Madrid, (I think) which has lots of buildings with different gabled views. Now that I see the pool, it’s obvious.

So it seems she’s paying about $700.00 less? Maybe her rent was going to get raised too, so this could be a savings, even if it seems expensive for kind of a dump.

Those cement blocks are very dated, like the whole place. I guess her spending is catching up to her. Novo Nordisk is giving her a few thousand and flew her in for that talk she did a few months ago but is not paying for her meds. Drug companies have lots of rules about what can be said and done.

Disney gives her trips, and that exercise company also pays, but I don’t see other sponsors flooding in. She gets free shit but not money.

My favorite YouTubers typically will start a video with topic into, then do sponsored content, (Blue Apron or niche streaming service or VPN) then do the video. They always thank the sponsor of the video and read ad copy.

She cheats a little with the free stuff but I think she’s a 2010 influencer and not a today one who get real cash. Free stuff and Adsense and whatever trust fund she may have.

I’m guessing 5k in clothing a month (plus) and vacations is taking a toll.

I hope she does lose weight. Mostly because she still won’t be happy. Last time, she was young and managed to do it without the major skin problem she’s going to have this time. And those knees are going to slide down to her ankles.

Plus, she’ll have to be on this drug for life because as soon as she stops, her food obsession will be back. There are side effects to every drug.
 
Oh, so her apartment does have actual daylight, and isn't in a basement? Gorl, time to invest in some better lighting if you're going to shoot indoors with the blinds lowered, because it looks so much like a dungeon, I was sure you were practically subterranean.

Also, I pity her downstairs neighbor.

Haven't watched yet but I'm sure it's a major nothing burger and/or copilot ad.
Oh never mind, I just noticed
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Filmed in Finland, fun!
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"I feel like I've owed you guys a health journey update."

No, you know you owe Novo Nordisk more content, as per your contractual agreement, whether you feel like it or not, so you're posting a vid you obviously made over a month ago, on your first or second full day in Finland, when you were avoiding some planned activity or other because you were too self-conscious, and physically felt like too much like shit, to do it.

If Anna genuinely cared about keeping her followers updated about her "health journey," she wouldn't have let that update sit in the can for so long. She'd also be more specific (and honest) about which health issues she's dealing with, what meds, treatment protocols, and lifestyle changes have done to help her, and what her numbers look like. Sick people who are getting better are usually eager to tell other people with the same conditions what's working for them. But she's been so cagey about what conditions she actually has, and I don't for a moment believe it's just lipedema and Hashimoto's. I just can't; not with her.

Anyway, this is Anna, and her health journey is brought to you by Novo Nordisk (in this post), and whatever the fuck that virtual personal trainer app is called (I can mever remember it; good job with the branding, guys) the rest of the time, so everything she says is going to be in service of that.

I swear to fucking god, she has no idea how to appear sincere and honest to other humans (unless they have room-temperature IQs). It's like she learned all about appearing sincere and honest from TV ads—I've said before that she comes across as somebody who learned how to act like a human by watching too much TV and interacting with too few other humans as a kid, and that's what I thought about as I watched this.

If she intended to post this while in Finland, but forgot, she should have just re-shot it in her new living room, rather than post an "update" that's nearly two months old. And gushing about how she's able to be on that Finland trip at all due to her improved health is a real eye-roller when she was too fat to get on the plane, was barely able to keep up on a leisurely hike, had to bow out of activities because she didn't feel well, and skipped a free trip to Vilnus (for unstated, but obvious, reasons). Social media may have the attention span of a fruit fly, but Kiwi Farms remembers.
 
Anna appears to have moved to The Saint June. (Address: 5321 Barton Creek Blvd, Austin, TX 78735) It is brand new and much of the website is still concept art, but the pool and exterior of the buildings match what she has posted. Glancing at the floorplans, I think she's gotten the B1 2 bed, 2 bath one due to the kitchen layout and the side that the sliding barn door is on. That one is around 1300 sq ft and starts at $2734/month. It is west of Austin and right on the edge of Barton Creek Habitat Preserve.

Nice detective work!

I found this hilarious considering her new apartment is the epitome of “basic.”

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Almost $3k a month to live in a shoddy, cheap looking apartment. I was convinced she’d bought a condo because that would at least explain a downgrade in exchange for equity. But silly me!! Of course she didn’t, because condos still require some degree of effort to maintain.
 
The Farms is running like utter shit right now but I'll try to attach pictures. And yes, I got off my ass and made a new account to post this after losing my old one in one of the numerous site meltdowns.
So quick! Welcome back! People have been stating that emails are not sending to fix accounts at moment I'd pop a message in tech grievences if thats happening to you too.

Instagram had much more info.

90% of units are still open so she just jumped into buying an apartment in a non vetted new property. Pre-Lease opened mid July and she moved in August this was compeltely an impulse move with no thought.

So lets see its amenities:
  • Private back yard....for all your innappropriate clothing fun.
  • Resort "style" pool for all your bikini trauma.
  • "Community nature walking trail" also known as walk around your neighborhood and pretend its a hike.
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  • "Outdoor Kitchen with Wet Bar"
  • Pet Spa
  • 24-Hour, State-Of-The-Art Fitness Center & Yoga Lawn
Anna had a choice and chose that tub version it seems.
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Building two view matches view from anna's video.
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Building has wine events just up anna's allley.
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Floor Plan
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I think shes in one of the smaller ones because the barn door looks to lead straight into bathroom and she does not seem ot have doors on both sides of kitchen that we have seen.

They have STRICT guidelines because of green energy stuff. They do not want residents relying on A/C at all.

Low-Flow plumbing...so um they have those toilets that meander around and think of flushing but dont VAWOOSH so yea not happy fatty toilets.

Pets must be leashed unless in backyard or in the dog run. There is a pet fee per pet per month.

Minimum lease term is one year. You also must pay for all utility services including trash pick up, maintenance fees and pest control.

Parking is not included in price supposedly only some units have parking spaces.
"Does Saint June have parking? No, Saint June does not provide parking."

Anna is doing this display of grossness in the resident event area which is high traffic.


Look $179
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Lime Ricki Pink Gingham Bralette $60
Lime Ricki Garden Party/Pink Gingham Reversible Ultra High-Waist Bottom $45
Lime Ricki Pink Gingham Sarong $37
Lime Ricki Peri Margrethe Sarong $37

Recap:
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  • Norodisk Required Shill
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  • Lying
    • Crying
    • More lYING
    • Crying
    • SUBSCRUBE
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